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Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
« on: March 23, 2016, 11:52:10 PM »
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am officially announcing the newest Nintendo console, The Trump and with it we will make gaming great again."

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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console:
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2016, 07:13:11 AM »
This platform is a mess. A big, fat mess.

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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console:
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2016, 07:43:38 AM »
They're going to build a wall to keep third parties out.
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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console:
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2016, 10:43:24 AM »
They're going to build a wall to keep third parties out.

And make the 3rd parties pay for the wall.
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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console:
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2016, 01:40:55 PM »
This is actually sounding more and more accurate every moment.
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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console:
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2016, 02:26:46 PM »
EA ain't bringing their best games, their bringing old ports, their bringing Vita ports, and one of them might be decent, maybe.

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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console:
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2016, 06:46:11 PM »
The platform just proposed a ban on all Ubisoft titles on the system because of the threat of crappy casual titles slipping into the library.
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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console:
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2016, 07:09:37 PM »
The most luxurious, classy, console available. Better than anything by Low Energy Microsoft or Little Sony.

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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console:
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2016, 07:27:29 PM »
The system got started when it was given a small loan of a million dollars from Mr. Yamauchi.
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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console:
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2016, 08:54:54 PM »
The PS4 is such a low energy system. Sad!
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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console:
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2016, 08:56:51 PM »
The iPhone isn't a threat to The Trump because Apple has leaks coming out of their wherever.

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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console:
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2016, 06:38:31 PM »
"I don't like E3, I don't think E3 treats me fairly. Thus I've decided to skip E3."

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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trimp
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2016, 10:22:14 PM »
This thread is genius, sorry I missed it. Anyhow...

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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trimp
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2016, 10:24:36 PM »
"I said if the 3DS weren't my handheld system, perhaps I'd be dating it."
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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2016, 11:19:37 PM »
"I would bring back region locking and I'd bring back a hell of a lot worse than region locking."

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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2016, 11:20:22 PM »
Is this politics? 

Hell, I'm not even sure if the subject being satirized counts as politics.
Just some random guy on the internet who has a different opinion of games than you.

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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2016, 12:17:07 AM »
Is this politics? 

Hell, I'm not even sure if the subject being satirized counts as politics.
It's Trump dude.
The Biggest moron in the galaxy doesn't count as politics.
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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2016, 06:50:30 AM »
Trump is like an orange Gamecube.

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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2016, 07:33:09 AM »
"Small hands? Our controller is going to be hyuge. Hyuge."
Is this politics? 

Hell, I'm not even sure if the subject being satirized counts as politics.

Huffington Post said it was entertainment.
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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2016, 09:51:19 PM »
"I don't like E3, I don't think E3 treats me fairly. Thus I've decided to skip E3."
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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2016, 12:59:09 PM »
"I like America. I just sold my baseball team to somebody from America."

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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2016, 09:56:52 AM »
I just got a Japan sales report from this time next year.

PS4: Over 9000 units.
Xbox One: 6 units.
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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2016, 03:08:13 PM »
In a lot of ways I think the Wii was the "Trumpiest" of consoles.


Taken not seriously at introduction for not being a serious console & sorely underpowered compared to its competitors.


Casuals latch on to the message and gobble it up, catching everyone by surprise, while the "establishment" consoles (Xbox 360/PS3) witness its meteoric rise.


Nintendo sees Xbox 360 & PS3 as "not competition" mostly because they're blowing them out of the water in sales.








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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2016, 06:38:05 PM »
In a lot of ways I think the Wii was the "Trumpiest" of consoles.

Taken not seriously at introduction for not being a serious console & sorely underpowered compared to its competitors.

Casuals latch on to the message and gobble it up, catching everyone by surprise, while the "establishment" consoles (Xbox 360/PS3) witness its meteoric rise.

Nintendo sees Xbox 360 & PS3 as "not competition" mostly because they're blowing them out of the water in sales.


Well we know where the Wii ended up. Does that mean we can extrapolate political outcomes?


Wii becomes number one with sports games and fitness. But after a few years, a lack of quality, substantive titles and a flooding of cheap party game collections causes interest to dry up.


Wii U is released far later than it should have to maintain interest but with a promise of the perfect marriage of core and casual, only to completely flop because of an even sparser release schedule and a flooding in the one genre with quality releases: platformers.


People tire of both platformers and the Wii/Wii U and gamers pin their hopes on the next election cycle and the mysterious candidate known as the NX. No one knows if this NX is of the Grand Old Console Party or the Hip and forward thinking Handheld Party. All the while the Hybrid Coalition of Systems holds out that their party is finally doing to receive some much needed time in the spotlight of gaming politics.
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Re: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2016, 11:08:37 PM »
This console will be tremendously popular. It will be made in China. Because China has been making Nintendo consoles for years. The Chinese are experts at making Nintendo consoles and selling them in America. Nintendo is an excellent company, with an excellent staff. All other console manufacturers will be losers. The games that come out with be the greatest ever made.
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