Author Topic: Who are the five ring holders? (Read 17686 times)

Lady Une · « **Reply #25 on:** March 10, 2015, 12:29:59 AM »

I know who they are now. With Pokepal148 coming forward, we've spoken on a secret message channel so that Anti-Khushrenada could not intercept our messages, and he's informed me who the others are. They were hoping to stay hidden to protect their identities in case another danger like this arose in the future and they were targeted and maybe because they didn't want their names associated with this pulp story. However, Pokepal148 told me the secret code to use if we did need all 5 to come forward. I'm going to have to use it after all.

"Yeah, alright, I guess we can do this, I mean, if you really need us to or something!"

Ring bearers unite!

marvel_moviefan_2012 · « **Reply #26 on:** March 10, 2015, 12:33:32 AM »

Quote from: Lucariofan99 on March 10, 2015, 12:16:03 AM

Quote from: marvel_moviefan_2012 on March 09, 2015, 09:30:36 PM
Lucaria I know your joking but knock it off there needs to be some decency in this place.
Stop spelling my name wrong u little %%#@@@!
like seriously u thought i have bad grammer.

what are you talking about?

Wah · « **Reply #27 on:** March 10, 2015, 12:37:34 AM »

my name!

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Lady Une · « **Reply #28 on:** March 10, 2015, 12:44:04 AM »

*And when that message posted, a deep glowing began to emanate from the rings of each ring bearer. Realizing that the call had gone out for the power to unite, they stepped over to their computers and let shine their light.

BlackNMild2k1 unleashed the power of (black?) FURY. (Your message was a bit hazy as to whether it was just fury or not.)

UncleBob stared into his ring. A laser beam shot out of it and through his skull on the way to the closest computer screen to send the power of HEART to the NWR forums. Yes, once again, UncleBob had messed things up during the unfolding of this story. Such a terrible poster.

Mop it up was busy playing Monster Hunter so she angled her 3DS in a way to let the power of the PLATYPUS beam off her ring and into cyberspace.

Pokepal148, who is one of the few good posters here after all, was already waiting to let forth the power of Doctor-Who-reaction-gifs-that-mostly-consist-of-the-9th-doctor. If only other posters had his dedication.

And finally Stratos, who had really started this whole mess when he denied Khushrenada entrance to his New Leaf village of Xela, let forth the power of GLITTER to combine with the others. Of course, he wasn't wearing the ring because he had dropped it in a gutter a few weeks back just like he dropped the ball by not posting that he had a power ring even though he said he would and started this whole little sidequest in the first place!

With that, the powers of B.U.M.P.S. came together on these forums, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within ~~your kitchen~~ this Funhouse thread!*

Captain Khushrenada · « **Reply #29 on:** March 10, 2015, 12:51:22 AM »

By your #$%#@@$$%#%$^$ powers combined, I am #@$%#$^& Captain @#$@#$%&%^ Khushrenada!

*Author's Note: Due to the graphic nature of Captain Khushrenada's speech, viewer discretion is advised. Although care has been taken to protect one's from the course language spewing forth from the Captain, we can not guarantee that every word will be caught and thus wish to warn those who read his posts to be cautious. Thank you and we now return to your regularly scheduled program of Khushrenada posting more crap.*

NotΚhushrenada · « **Reply #30 on:** March 10, 2015, 01:02:56 AM »

Well, the Captain is a bit... saltier than I expected.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #31 on:** March 10, 2015, 01:04:10 AM »

You're damn right I am.

UncleBob · « **Reply #32 on:** March 10, 2015, 01:04:56 AM »

Wait. I didn't get to use my power. The power of Love.

Lady Une · « **Reply #33 on:** March 10, 2015, 01:07:21 AM »

I'd expect you would be too if you were forced to watch these forums degenerate into the mess they are now year after year without being able to do anything about it. Still, he should have the power we need to turn this battle around to our side.

Captain Khushrenada, it is I who have summoned you. May I have a moment of your time?

Captain Khushrenada · « **Reply #34 on:** March 10, 2015, 01:13:06 AM »

Quote from: UncleBob on March 10, 2015, 01:04:56 AM

Wait. I didn't get to use my power. The power of Love.

YOU ONLY HAD #$%!#$%@$%@ 24 HOURS IN WHICH TO $#%@#$%@$% POST THAT #$%@$#%@#$% LITTLE MESSAGE. AND OF COURSE, YOU@#$%@$%#%$@ DO IT NOW AFTER %@$%@#$%^%$#@ IT WAS NEEDED. AND YOU WERE AROUND. OH YES, YOU #$@%@$%#@$%^#$@$%@$#% WERE! I KNOW IT. BUT YOU CHOSE NOT TO #$@%@$%@$#% POST UNTIL #$@%@#$%#$ NOW. WELL, #$%@$@#$%@$% YOU! IT'S A GOOD THING YOU'RE NOW @#$%@#$%$%^ DEAD IN THIS STORY. TAKE YOUR @#$%@#$%@ POWER OF LOVE AND #@$@$%#$%^#%^ IN YOUR @$#%@#$@@$%!

Now, what can I #$@%@#$%%^ do for you, Lady?

Lady Une · « **Reply #35 on:** March 10, 2015, 01:15:44 AM »

Two things, Captain.

First, there is an incredibly old thread I need you to bump.

The second is to then to help stop Anti-Khushrenada by destroying his weapon, closing the forum code rip of time and space and helping banish Anti-Khushrenada back into the netherworld of internet forums.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #36 on:** March 10, 2015, 01:17:06 AM »

Guess what bitches. This forum is only big enough for one delusional psychopath, and you don't have what it takes.

Captain Khushrenada · « **Reply #37 on:** March 10, 2015, 01:19:22 AM »

Lady, you seem to spew a lot of @#$!#@$!$#$% nonsense.

You know, I was having a @#$%#@$%^ lovely party with #@$%@!$@# Captain Morgan AND Captain @#$@$%$%@#$%^ Crunch! And for what? This #$%@#$##%!@#. Yarrrr.

But I guess I'm #@$!#@$ here! What #$%@#$$% thread do you need me to !#@!$@$@#$ bump?

NotΚhushrenada · « **Reply #38 on:** March 10, 2015, 01:24:48 AM »

It is this one: Hired Get.

It appears Khushrenada has been trapped there since the Friday after entering the rift. He has been unable to make the post anywhere else and gave the rest of the forum the chance to find him for 3 days in a sort of special game but no one clued in or gave the crap to do so.

Captain Khushrenada · « **Reply #39 on:** March 10, 2015, 01:30:38 AM »

Quote from: Captain Insanolord on March 10, 2015, 01:17:06 AM

Guess what bitches. This forum is only big enough for one delusional psychopath, and you don't have what it takes.

BY @$#%!@#$%@ BLUEBEARD'S @#$%@$%@$#% HAIRY TITS! Can you have ONE, just !#$!#$!#@$@#$ ONE @$#%@#$%@ original idea of your own?!?!? ARRRRRRRR. I hope you're saying that #$%@$%@$%@# post to yourself while you look in a @#$%@!$ mirror! Because it's clear who the @#$%@#$%@ TOP @$%@@#$^%$% DELUSIONAL @#$%@$% PSYCOPATH HERE IS!

I'M SO #$@%#$% PISSED RIGHT NOW THAT I AM GOING TO #$%@$%@!@#$ BUMP THAT THREAD SO THAT @#$%@#$%%^& KHUSHRENADA CAN GET BACK TO POSTING LIKE NORMAL INSTEAD OF WATCHING YOU @#$%@^%^$% DO A POOR MAN'S IMITATION OF HIM!

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #40 on:** March 10, 2015, 01:34:55 AM »

Hey, I called myself a captain before you did. You just stole it like the hackneyed poser you are.

Captain Khushrenada · « **Reply #41 on:** March 10, 2015, 01:41:38 AM »

Arrrrrrrr! What a truly #$%#@$%@#$% fearsome Captain you arrrrrrrrrrr.

Why that @#$%@$% little #$@%$% post of yours just causes me to #$%@#$%@ shiver in my @$#%@$%boots. WALK THE @#$%@#$% PLANK, YE @$%@#$%# SCURVY @$%#$#$% SEADOG!

NotΚhushrenada · « **Reply #42 on:** March 10, 2015, 01:45:15 AM »

Look at the Original Post in Hired Get! Khushrenada wants us to shoot the Anti-Khushrenada laser at that thread!

UncleBob · « **Reply #43 on:** March 10, 2015, 01:46:23 AM »

Quote from: Captain Khushrenada on March 10, 2015, 01:13:06 AM

YOU ONLY HAD #$%!#$%@$%@ 24 HOURS IN WHICH TO $#%@#$%@$% POST THAT #$%@$#%@#$% LITTLE MESSAGE.

I'm supposed to go last. It's not my fault everyone else failed at their jobs.

When one guy on the team fails, you can put the blame on him.

When the entire team fails, you can only blame the Captain.

Lady Une · « **Reply #44 on:** March 10, 2015, 01:46:38 AM »

Captain Khushrenada! Can you break into the Anti-Khushrenada's thread and redirect that laser?

Captain Khushrenada · « **Reply #45 on:** March 10, 2015, 01:50:47 AM »

Quote from: UncleBob on March 10, 2015, 01:46:23 AM

Quote from: Captain Khushrenada on March 10, 2015, 01:13:06 AM
YOU ONLY HAD #$%!#$%@$%@ 24 HOURS IN WHICH TO $#%@#$%@$% POST THAT #$%@$#%@#$% LITTLE MESSAGE.

I'm supposed to go last. It's not my fault everyone else failed at their jobs.

When one guy on the team fails, you can put the blame on him.

When the entire team fails, you can only blame the Captain.

THERE'S NO @$#%@$%@$%^ BLOODY ORDER! AND IF THERE IS, THEN YOU'D BE @#$%@$%^%^$ BLOODY SECOND TO SPELL THE #$@$%^#&^#^%& BLOODY WORD BUMPS!! THE @#$%@#%^ POWERS DIDN'T @#$%@$%# MATTER AS THE @#$%@$%^#%# MESSAGE SHOULD HAVE MADE #@$%@$%^# CLEAR WHEN YOU WERE ALLOWED TO %^&#$%^@$!%$ BLOODY CHOOSE WHICHEVER@#$%@$%^#%^#% PISSANT POWER YOU WANTED. ARRGH!

NOW I'M SO #$%^#$&^ MAD I'M ABSOLUTELY @#$%^@$%^@$ WILLING TO SMASH THIS ANTI-KHUSHRENADA'S @#$%@$^#%^& PUTRID LASER! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

UncleBob · « **Reply #46 on:** March 10, 2015, 01:55:54 AM »

That doesn't make sense.

A.) I don't need five power rings to bump posts. I've been doing it just fine for ten years now (holy ****, has it been that long) without the need for super powers.

B.) Heart goes last. Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart. Every time. Any real hero would know this, and you trying to change it makes me question if you're really the hero we need.

NotΚhushrenada · « **Reply #47 on:** March 10, 2015, 02:00:37 AM »

Why does the Captain Khushrenada get the custom title? I have been around these forums longer and yet I have I have not gained such a honor?

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #48 on:** March 10, 2015, 02:08:21 AM »

Bam. Custom title. You're welcome.

NotΚhushrenada · « **Reply #49 on:** March 10, 2015, 02:47:27 AM »

Gasp! The shock! You make me part of this community?! NotKhushrenada is the touched! That seals the contract! NotKhushrenada is a proud to be an NWR member!

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Author Topic: Who are the five ring holders? (Read 17686 times)