Topic: Who are the five ring holders?

[Lady Une]

As mentioned before, Khushrenada told me a secret long ago. When Billy Berghammer created this site, he realized that there would be forces that may try to take it over or destroy it. To preserve the site, he sent five magic rings to five special posters each with their own special powers. When the five powers combine, they summon NWR's greatest champion. The power is yours. I need to find those 5 special posters.


We need your help, Ringbearers! Anti-Khushrenada has declared war! He's invaded the Funhouse System and is trying to take over NWR! I alone can't do the job! Hurry, Ring-Bearers! Report and mobilize in this thread.

[Anti-KÒ»ushrenada]

Ha ha ha. Give it up, Lady Une. No one cares about Khushrenada. I think everyone realizes that these forums could use some change and I'll be the one to give it to them. This whole ring thing is just a myth. But I must say that I do enjoy watching you gallantly struggle like this. Of course, watching and talking soccer, buying and downloading a ton of digital releases, and rooting for the Cleveland Browns are all better but this is still up there. 

[NotΚhushrenada]

Oh my head. What a night! What a weekend of unconsciousness.

Now you has done it, Anti-Khushrenada. You has made me the very angry bird! It is NotKhushrenada who wants the revenge! For the first time in my criminal life, I will take on the job of murder for free because it is I who is hiring myself to kill you. Thus, for me to hire myself, it would make no sense to charge myself because then I would just have to give myself back the monies. Therefore, I will not charge myself anything and in this way I will not have to take out some monies only to then put it back in to the bank account I took it from because I was paying myself. By not paying myself, I will not have to go through this extra step to put back monies that were always mine. Of course, I could do that just to keep up the record of always getting money for murder but this will make the occasion most momentous if I do not take payment. I do not have to take payment because it is myself that is the employer which is something I have explained so there should be no question as to who has hired me and why I am doing the job for free. I will take down Anti-Khushrenada because I have hired myself to do so freely!


So, how can I help?

[Lady Une]

May I suggest that you lie down a bit more until you are fully healed? You seem to be a little off yet.......

[Anti-KÒ»ushrenada]

Yes, take a break and enjoy the show. I'm told by my scientists that my super weapon is now operational.

[nickmitch]

The prophecy states that we must reunite Khushrenada and the Anti-Khushrenada!

They'll cancel out and this madness will be over!

[Lady Une]

Oh dear.

[UncleBob]

I have no idea what is going on here.

[pokepal148]

Am I supposed to do something here? whatever...

By the power of Doctor-Who-reaction-gifs-that-mostly-consist-of-the-9th-doctor








Now for the vids

And a new favorite:

[UncleBob]

That last one isn't a gif.  You've doomed us all, holder of the ring of Doctor-Who-reaction-gifs-that-mostly-consist-of-the-9th-doctor.

[Lady Une]

*gasp*

The rumours are true! The 5 ring holders do exist! We may be able to end this madness after all if the other 4 ring holders can come forward in time!

[ShyGuy]

My speculation:

Ring 1: Jonny's ski boot.
Ring 2: Rick Power's dog who buried it in the backyard
Ring 3: Bloodworth who is using its power to keep Game Trailers from going out of business
Ring 4: Neal who traded it for a Samus Amiibo Misprint. It now belongs to the Hu Shan Trading Company
Ring 5: The Ghost of Louie the Cat, who keeps it in Limbo aka Purgatory, aka Heaven's waiting room, aka the Final Resting place of Monsters, aka the Sleeping, aka Sheoul, aka Theosis.

[BlackNMild2k1]

You know how they say, "you can never have too much of a good thing"? Well, I fucking disagree.
Just last night I was chilling at my boys house and he says "Yo Black, you gotta try some of the Purple Khush". And why not, i've had some purple kush before. But NO, he assured me this was different. It was Purple Khush, not purple kush.
And damn, he was right. It was some potent ****.
Then a few hours later another one of our boys came thru and said, "Hey, y'all gotta try this.... Just got some Orange Khush!"
And I'm like, **** it. Why the **** not. I've had orange kush before. But NO, he assured me this was Orange Khush, not orange kush. Hot damn, that **** was good... almost too good.
But then homeboys girlfriend came home and said "you're not gonna believe this, but I just came up on some Blueberry Khush, and we're all about try this **** out."
I didn't even question it this time, just mentally prepared myself for the best and the worst.
Holy fuckn Xmas. Was it my birthday or something!?

And it was all good until someone had the bright idea to mix all the Khush into one.... O_O
Everything and everyone at this point had gone Fucking crazy. no one was acting like themselves, no one was making any sense and everything was just.... off.
It was fucking madness.
Then I come to the forums today not 1 but 4 different versions of Khush ask over the forums, and madness has apparently overrun the Funhouse.

So to make a long story short, it's time to get all these Muthafukn Khush's off these Muthafukn boards.
Because I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my boards.
And you will know my name is Black when I unleash my power of FURY upon thee.
you cannot shield yourself from the power in this ring bestowed upon me.

[Wah]

aw...
Power of Pokepal's Huge twisted penis activate?

[marvel_moviefan_2012]

Lucaria I know your joking but knock it off there needs to be some decency in this place.

[BlackNMild2k1]

aw...
Power of Pokepal's Huge twisted penis activate?

Is that the story behind your nickname of "corkscrew".

[Lady Une]

So to make a long story short, it's time to get all these Muthafukn Khush's off these Muthafukn boards.
Because I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my boards.
And you will know my name is Black when I unleash my power of FURY upon thee.
you cannot shield yourself from the power in this ring bestowed upon me.

Amen. And another power ring holder has been found. 3 more to go.

And if they don't bloody show up and post already, I'll just move on without them. I mean, really. How long does it take to post a simple message?

[Shaymin]

Somebody call me?

[marvel_moviefan_2012]

I am pretty sure this place would fall apart with out me so if I don't have one of these rings then there must be some other force in the universe drawing you all into my crazy hallucinations.

[marvel_moviefan_2012]

if I were one of these ring bearers I am pretty sure my power would be derived from the awesomeness of Lindsay Lohan because she is the ruler of all.

[Lady Une]

Anti-Khushrenada is about to fire the laser and we can't get into his thread to stop him! It appears these forums are doomed. Way to go, ringbearers!

[NotΚhushrenada]

Wait! I have bring the good news! I have found Khushrenada. I was on last string of hope and didn't think I'd ever locate him but near the end of his posts, I found the one he is trapped in. It is a thread of many, many, years ago. As such, the power needed to bump it is too great for me. I don't know who could possible bump it?

[Wah]

Lucaria I know your joking but knock it off there needs to be some decency in this place.

Stop spelling my name wrong u little %%#@@@!
like seriously u thought i have bad grammer.

[Lady Une]

I do! If the ring bearers combine their power, they will summon forth a hero with the strength to bump such an old thread.

[NotΚhushrenada]

This good! Already forum members are starting to lose their marbles all around us from this forum rift. Look at what is happening with Lucariofan99 and Marvel_moviefan_2012. I guess it should not be surprising since the word fan comes from fanatic showing one is already a bit extreme. It is NotKhushrenada you can thank for that little tidbit of knowledge.

But wait! This bad! Who are the ring bearers?