Topic: Top Ten Ways Politicians Could Appeal to Gamers

[Halbred]

We're a very specific contingent.

http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/feature/38163/top-ten-ways-politicians-could-appeal-to-gamers

10. Strongly condemn League of Legends champion Fiora.

9. Official campaign song is "Rescue Girl" from Mighty Switch Force 2.

8. Stump hard for Metal Gear Solid Cutscene Reform.

7. Strongly support same-sex Tomodachi Life marriage.

6. Campaign slogan should emphasize n00bs, and the pwning thereof.*

5. On foreign policy, recognize--but do not explicitly endorse--the creeping popularity of Korean MMOs.

4. Promise to eliminate Blue Shells within two console generations.

3. Refer to your campaign bus as the Desert Bus.

2. Give out customized GBA Micro faceplaces at rallies.

1. First act in office? Implement cross-buy support for Virtual Console games.

*I couldn't find a good "pwning n00bs" video, so I just went with a personal favorite here.

[yoshi1001]

Should've used a Herman Cain pic.

[Khushrenada]

Oh dear.

These topics are strictly off-limits: politics, religion, sexual orientation.

Now, I'm not saying any rules have been broken (because that would be against the rules) but I guess I'm going to have to use the report to moderator feature on this list and suggest other forum neighborhood watch members do the same.

[Shaymin]

A Combusken in every pot, two bicycles in every garage and three minimum stats on every Blissey. Vote Backlund in 2016.

[NWR_insanolord]

I don't think the forum software would let me temp-ban a staff member.

[pokepal148]

I don't think the forum software would let me temp-ban a staff member.

well, you're going to have to go for the unclebob perma option, or was that patched a few years early.

[ShyGuy]

Can nothing stop him?

[Vrgin X]

Should've used a Herman Cain pic.

Aw, sticky ducky... http://pic.twitter.com/IjdJnd9qAz