We're a very specific contingent.
10. Strongly condemn League of Legends champion Fiora.
9. Official campaign song is "Rescue Girl" from Mighty Switch Force 2.
8. Stump hard for Metal Gear Solid Cutscene Reform.
7. Strongly support same-sex Tomodachi Life marriage.
6. Campaign slogan should emphasize n00bs, and the pwning thereof.*
5. On foreign policy, recognize--but do not explicitly endorse--the creeping popularity of Korean MMOs.
4. Promise to eliminate Blue Shells within two console generations.
3. Refer to your campaign bus as the Desert Bus.
2. Give out customized GBA Micro faceplaces at rallies.
1. First act in office? Implement cross-buy support for Virtual Console games.
*I couldn't find a good "pwning n00bs" video, so I just went with a personal favorite here.
