Here are some can't-miss ideas.
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/feature/38072/top-ten-ways-to-boost-wii-u-sales
10. When not in use, GamePad displays Star Wars-esque hologram of Iwata's head, saying "Please understand."
Adorable!
9. Change Wii U startup music to Transformers "transforming" sound effect.
EH-UR-AH-NUR
8. Add ability to rewatch episodes of the Steve Harvey Family Feud at any time from the system menu.
"Name a Nintendo console that's done worse, sales-wise, than the Wii U."
7. 10% of Wii U boxes actually contain a PS4 pre-loaded with Towerfall: Ascension
Seriously, how is this not on other consoles by now?
6. Include option to have Miiverse posts read aloud by Nolan North.
He voiced Raphael in the 2007 CG TMNT movie. Weird, right?
5. Do a Golden Ticket promotion, but instead of Willy Wonka, it's Reggie, and instead of Oompah-Loompahs, it's dwarves dressed as Pikmin.
Not sure how the song would go, though.
4. Six words: Journey to the Center of Hawkthorne
I just realized that Troy jumps likes Sonic.
3. Nintendo Princesses Extreme Beach Volleyball
Developed, of course, by Tecmo Koei.
2. Every Wii U comes with a coupon good for one visit from Ludacris!
He'll show them plumbers how you distrub 'dem PEACE.
1. Put a handle on it.
They're already patching in GameCube controller support. I'M JUST SAYIN'...