Here are some can't-miss ideas.
10. When not in use, GamePad displays Star Wars-esque hologram of Iwata's head, saying "Please understand."

9. Change Wii U startup music to Transformers "transforming" sound effect.

8. Add ability to rewatch episodes of the Steve Harvey Family Feud at any time from the system menu.

7. 10% of Wii U boxes actually contain a PS4 pre-loaded with Towerfall: Ascension

6. Include option to have Miiverse posts read aloud by Nolan North.

5. Do a Golden Ticket promotion, but instead of Willy Wonka, it's Reggie, and instead of Oompah-Loompahs, it's dwarves dressed as Pikmin.

4. Six words: Journey to the Center of Hawkthorne

3. Nintendo Princesses Extreme Beach Volleyball

2. Every Wii U comes with a coupon good for one visit from Ludacris!

1. Put a handle on it.
