You know, I actually ordered one last night. Few things:
Apparently, the folks at my local McDonald's don't read the Talkback thread here (or corporate direction) and asked if I wanted a Boy or a Girl toy.
I thought the Apple Slices were an alternative to the Fries. No, you get Apple Slices (or GoGurt... yuck) and a tiny, tiny thing of fries. It was almost sad.
That cheeseburger was strangely delicious.