Topic: I'm writing a CGI Mario movie for Disney

[BigScorsesefan]

It will be a big improvement over that other Mario movie from the 90s, what do you think of these ideas?
Mario-Mark Wahlberg (w/o Italian accent)
Luigi-Robin Williams (Read Mario)
Bowser-Gary Oldman
Peach-Amy Adams
Daisy-Natalie Portman
Toad-Seth Rogen
Yoshi-Dana Carvey
Wario-Jack Black (Read Mario)
Waluigi-Adam Sandler (Read Mario)
Professor E.Gadd-Jim Carrey w/German accent
Donkey Kong-Arnold Schwarzenegger
Diddy Kong-Chris Tucker
Kamek-Ray Liotta
Lakitu-Joe Pesci
Boom Boom-Sylvester Stallone
Nabbit-Christopher Walken
Hammer Bro-Conan O'Brien
Sledge Bro-Jack Nicholson
Boomerang Bro-Jeff Dunham... and his friends
Fire Bro-Martin Scorsese
Ice Bro-James Woods
Bowser Jr-Justin Bieber
Toadsworth-Anthony Hopkins
with Angelina Jolie as Rosalina
and Robert De Niro as King Toadstool

King Toadstool is a ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, he is also Peach's father

This will show how the Mario Bros and the Wario Bros ended up in the Mushroom Kingdom

It will mostly be family friendly, but it will contain dark and dramatic moments like Bowser kills Peach's mother in the beginning when she was 4, Bowser kills her father in the climax, Bowser kills Daisy's parents in a flashback when she was 6, Bowser's backstory will also be depressing, so will Daisy's backstory, and my ending

Boomerang Bro will have multiple personality disorder, he will constantly change voices, that means you'll also be hearing Walter, Jose, Peanut, Melvin, Achmed, Sweet Daddy Dee, and Bubba J do the voice of the Boomerang Bro

Bowser will be more entertaining and threatening than he was in the games (which by the way he wasn't either of those in the games)

This will be the first and only time Peach gets kidnapped,
It will not just be the Mario Bros who are rescuing Peach but also E.Gadd, Toad, Yoshi, Daisy, Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong (Nearing the end of the second act), and Wario and Waluigi (during the third act)

I'm also adding a musical number with Christopher Walken and Justin Bieber

[Dasmos]

Haha this is the best thread in years.

[BigScorsesefan]

Haha this is the best thread in years.

Glad you like this idea

[S-U-P-E-R]

YES I CANT WAIT TO SEE GUFF HAMHAM IN HIS ANIMATED DEBUT AS A BONER BROTHER

[shingi_70]

Hmm I've seen this before but it doesn't get any less brilliant.

[Stogi]

Haha this is the best thread in years.

I honestly didn't laugh that hard until I saw the very last sentence.

[ShyGuy]

Joes Pesci as Lakitu is casting GENIUS!

[BigScorsesefan]

Joes Pesci as Lakitu is casting GENIUS!

I am gonna have Lakitu yell

[Ceric]

Though I think Daisy should still have parents.  Her Kingdom is so irrelevant that its funny.

[Fatty The Hutt]

Joes Pesci as Lakitu is casting GENIUS!

or..Joe Piscopo? Think about it.

[BigScorsesefan]

Joes Pesci as Lakitu is casting GENIUS!

or..Joe Piscopo? Think about it.

Who's that?

[NWR_insanolord]

He was on Saturday Night Live during the worst era in the show's history.

[pokepal148]

John Barrowman as Birdo...

[BigScorsesefan]

John Barrowman as Birdo...

My least favorite character

[pokepal148]

but it works so perfectly...

[Fatty The Hutt]

Joes Pesci as Lakitu is casting GENIUS!

or..Joe Piscopo? Think about it.

Who's that?

I despair
unless this is sarcasm and in that case, well played

[BigScorsesefan]

I'm also going to add a dramatic ending

[ShyGuy]

Who dies?

[Sarail]

Matt Dillon or Gary Busey, I would assume.