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Offline Stogi

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Nintendo should make this game.
« on: April 10, 2013, 04:39:46 PM »
No it's not a pic with a pun or an article that if read sarcastically explains why the gaming industry is up its own ass. Its just a hilarious idea that Nintendo would never make.

Meet Jeb.

Jeb is going to die at some point today. It could be a car accident, it could be falling down the stairs, it could even be an attack by a pack of squirrels. The point is, he is going to die, unless you help him.

You can't actively help him or manipulate him directly. You can only set the parameters for the day. Is it a sunny or rainy day? Will his car start? Does he forget his cellphone? Does he wake up late? And so on. If it's sunny and his car doesn't start, then he'll walk to work...and get attacked by a pack of squirrels. If he wakes up late and it's rainy, he'll drive faster to get to work...and die in a car accident.

There is a way to save his life. A unique combination of factors is all it takes to get Jeb through the day. And onces he's safe, you meet Mary.
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Re: Nintendo should make this game.
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2013, 04:44:06 PM »
This sounds like  a Pacman game I owned.
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Re: Nintendo should make this game.
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2013, 05:53:22 PM »
It sounds like a Kenny McCormick simulator.
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Re: Nintendo should make this game.
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2013, 05:57:44 PM »
It sounds like Ghost Trick
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Re: Nintendo should make this game.
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2013, 06:03:18 PM »
Ghost Trick sounds awesome.  Kinda wish I had an iphone right now.
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« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2013, 06:20:25 PM »
For me, Ghost Trick is a DS game.
They have it on iphone now? mmmOK...
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Re: Nintendo should make this game.
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2013, 06:20:41 PM »
I'm going to learn to program and steal this idea.
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Re: Nintendo should make this game.
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2013, 06:33:23 PM »
Sounds like politics.
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Re: Nintendo should make this game.
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2013, 06:42:37 PM »
Quote from: ShyGuy on April 10, 2013, 06:20:41 PM
I'm going to learn to program and steal this idea.

If it lets me play it....

Just make sure on the last level you have the person kill themselves and there's nothing the player can do about it.

The person comes home (which is how you tell you beat the level) but instead of hearing the victory jingle, it follows them inside and you watch as this person prepares a noose and then hangs himself.

Thr horror on the gamers faces. Priceless.
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« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2013, 06:52:28 PM »
Or if you get the happy ending, he ties his belt around his neck, throws it over the shower curtain rod and rubs one out.
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Re: Nintendo should make this game.
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2013, 07:00:24 PM »
Hahaha

Or they could come home and the house collapses.
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« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2013, 09:23:29 PM »
You know what would be the real trick in a game like this is to make things not lock and key.  So say the sun dries the road.  Have the sun produce heat on the road and when it reaches a point it dries.  So if instead you want to cover the road with Napalm and light it it would still dry the road.
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Re: Nintendo should make this game.
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2013, 10:25:04 PM »
That sounds like that Will Ferrel movie.
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Re: Nintendo should make this game.
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2013, 10:29:18 PM »
His dog bites him and he dies of tetanus unless a ghost haunts the dogfood and explodes the dog's head. The dog is also a playable character in online deathmatch
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Re: Nintendo should make this game.
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2013, 10:43:52 PM »
Quote from: Oblivion on April 10, 2013, 10:25:04 PM
That sounds like that Will Ferrel movie.
"Stranger Than Fiction" is a surprisingly great movie.
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« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2013, 10:52:24 PM »
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Re: Nintendo should make this game.
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2013, 11:02:56 PM »
Quote from: UncleBob on April 10, 2013, 10:52:24 PM
It's been done.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/567538

What kind of shower has fire coming out of it? For fun i tried hopping in the shower, and got a game over because fire came out of it
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« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2013, 11:18:48 PM »
Rebecca Black's shower has fire coming out of it.  That's what kind of shower has fire coming out of it.  Duh. :D
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Re: Nintendo should make this game.
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2013, 11:50:42 PM »
Played it until I beat it under 2 minutes in stead of going to bed since I have work in the morning or finishing building this thing I got today.
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« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2013, 12:08:32 AM »
Quote from: nickmitch on April 10, 2013, 11:50:42 PM
Played it until I beat it under 2 minutes in stead of going to bed since I have work in the morning or finishing building this thing I got today.
type computer when you first appear in the bedroom
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Re: Nintendo should make this game.
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2013, 12:17:05 AM »
Quote from: TJ Spyke on April 10, 2013, 11:02:56 PM
Quote from: UncleBob on April 10, 2013, 10:52:24 PM
It's been done.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/567538

What kind of shower has fire coming out of it? For fun i tried hopping in the shower, and got a game over because fire came out of it

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Re: Nintendo should make this game.
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2013, 12:04:26 PM »
Damn it, UB.

You got my hopes up.
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« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2013, 09:17:06 PM »
Quote from: UncleBob on April 11, 2013, 12:08:32 AM
Quote from: nickmitch on April 10, 2013, 11:50:42 PM
Played it until I beat it under 2 minutes in stead of going to bed since I have work in the morning or finishing building this thing I got today.
type computer when you first appear in the bedroom
I actually did that right away, but I wanted the regular ending.
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Re: Nintendo should make this game.
« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2013, 02:02:41 AM »
That game doesn't even follow the proper convention of a text adventure. It's syntax is thirty years behind the curve.
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