While I have no white-gloved man servant to provide me with food, I did score a big win...
We have no Taco Bell in my little, crappy town. Closest one is about 45 minutes away.
Yet, here I am, at home, with a fresh, tasty, Doritos Taco.
How did I conjure up such magicks?
I was at a Taco Bell over the weekend. Placed my order, then asked the cashier... "Hey... this might sound weird... but can I buy the Doritos shells by themselves?"
"Umm..." pokes around at the register "... well... Oh, hey, it looks like we have an option for it!"
Thirty Cents each.
I bought ten.
My wife made tacos last night.