Grapefruit interferes with the medicine that is used to fight rejection of the foreign organ. It's not just a kidney, but also liver, heart, etc.
Guess who is getting a kidney? I should have a new kidney at the end of March! With this new power I'll be UNSTOPPABLE
That's only true if you get a black man's kidney. Pissing Gatorade.
And I never felt comfortable saying 'Congrats!' to these situations considering how organs are procured from the potential death of another, but I am very comfortable in saying "Best of Luck, my Friend. May it all go smoothly."
So I woke up in a tub of ice this morning,
Too easy, but still perfect. Plus one to you sir.