Author Topic: One of the many benefits of being Black (Read 22859 times)

nickmitch · « **Reply #1 on:** November 14, 2011, 07:40:57 PM »

What's a dig bick?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 14, 2011, 07:50:29 PM »

With you being black yourself (right?) I assume it's easy for you to see past it.

nickmitch · « **Reply #3 on:** November 14, 2011, 07:59:32 PM »

Yes, I'm black. Lol

Chozo Ghost · « **Reply #4 on:** November 15, 2011, 01:07:49 AM »

I'm not sure what you are trying to tell us. Maybe we need a magnifying glass to see it?

ThePerm · « **Reply #5 on:** November 15, 2011, 01:29:00 AM »

i read it wrong....

edit: you know what

be sure to zoom in on the picture

Plugabugz · « **Reply #6 on:** November 15, 2011, 03:38:12 AM »

Yep i saw what you're really saying.

BICKS SMASH DOWN HOUSES.

ThePerm · « **Reply #7 on:** November 15, 2011, 03:45:23 AM »

say I got a Pig Tick ten times fast, say it to a deaf person who reads lips

Ceric · « **Reply #8 on:** November 15, 2011, 09:25:04 AM »

That be better if Bick was a word.

ThePerm · « **Reply #9 on:** November 15, 2011, 04:09:01 PM »

bick is another word for anvil horn

Stogi · « **Reply #10 on:** November 15, 2011, 06:23:43 PM »

One of the many benefits of being Black:

:::: I've been negotiating the word "NIGGA" with my white friends ::::

So far my deals have got me:

A designated driver whenever I need one.
I can take any drink out of my friends hands and it becomes mine.
I get automatic shotgun on any road trips my friend goes on (and he goes on a lot).
One friend has to pay me a $10 subscription fee every month.

All these contracts last a year before we can renegotiate. What do they get in return?

The word "Nigga" without constraint*.
If they say it while I'm not there and are being instigated into a fight, they can call me to talk to those instigators.

*They cannot say it to my family.

It's been pretty damn fun so far.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #11 on:** November 15, 2011, 06:50:05 PM »

WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!

THAT IS GENIUS!!!

preying on white (and other non-black) guilt.
If only I could go back in time so that I may know then what I know now.

Stogi · « **Reply #12 on:** November 15, 2011, 08:02:53 PM »

It's not too late. Hell, you could try it with people on this forum.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #13 on:** November 15, 2011, 08:06:07 PM »

As a moderator, I should warn you that you should definitely not do that.

ThePerm · « **Reply #14 on:** November 15, 2011, 10:08:55 PM »

part of my negotiation would be you can't say cracker, even if your talking about the food stuff. I'm not offended by the word cracker, and I don't have a reason to use racial identifying words. I use dude unless im being racist. Then I use the real racial slur cus I dont give a ****. Usually while driving. I think racial slurs should only be used to describe individuals who are setting back their respective group back. If only to remind them that they are perpetuating a stereotype. Otherwise hasty generalization are frowned upon.

Stogi · « **Reply #15 on:** November 15, 2011, 10:24:51 PM »

"part of my negotiation would be you can't say cracker, even if your talking about the food stuff."

I'm surprised no one has tried to negotiate me not being able to say nigga or any deviations of it like niglet or nigris (my new favorite).

Quote from: NWR_insanolord on November 15, 2011, 08:06:07 PM

As a moderator, I should warn you that you should definitely not do that.

Clever girl.

Crimm · « **Reply #16 on:** November 15, 2011, 10:57:58 PM »

As an NWR Admin I should warn you that you should definitely not play Pikmin 2. It is very racist.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #17 on:** November 15, 2011, 11:06:22 PM »

As an NWR moderator, I should warn you that NWR admins suck, and shouldn't be listened to ever.

Lithium · « **Reply #18 on:** November 16, 2011, 12:05:34 AM »

i was listening to the trololol song before i went to this thread.
very fitting.

I'm brown but like 90% of white people think I'm black because they cant tell the difference. It's pretty funny.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #19 on:** November 16, 2011, 12:41:03 AM »

hilarious thread, especially after the mods started posting.

Kytim89 · « **Reply #20 on:** November 16, 2011, 12:51:16 AM »

Should some one start a sister thred for the advantages of being white?

Dasmos · « **Reply #21 on:** November 16, 2011, 01:14:31 AM »

ThePerm · « **Reply #22 on:** November 16, 2011, 02:14:54 AM »

no, but someone should do a thread around the advantages of being green and how easy it is to camouflage yourself.

Shaymin · « **Reply #23 on:** November 16, 2011, 06:27:29 AM »

Quote from: Kytim89 on November 16, 2011, 12:51:16 AM

Should some one start a sister thred for the advantages of being white?

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS?

Morari · « **Reply #24 on:** November 16, 2011, 10:12:57 AM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on November 15, 2011, 06:50:05 PM

preying on white guilt.

It must be nice to know that they actually do feel guilt toward something. My race? Not so much. I've explained to a handful of people why I've never celebrated "Thanksgiving" and all I get in return are blank stares. They asked.

News:

Author Topic: One of the many benefits of being Black (Read 22859 times)