Dress up like Jon Lindemann.
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I'm kind of a snarky bastard.
Insanolord is a terrible moderator.
If you think the bathrooms are bad in NA, never try the ones in some European countries. I was in Paris, France some years ago, and the public restrooms were practically HazMat zones...and you had to pay to use them.
I wasn't even a great consumer. I bought Donkey Kong 64.
You know that feeling you get when you sit down to take a **** in a public restroom, and your dong touches the front edge of the toilet...that's the best feeling in the world.
In the US, someone would probably pay the first time, then prop the door open so that everyone could defile the bathroom with excrement, urine, phone numbers, funny stories/saying, drawing and gang markings.
I'm going to show self control and not post my responses because they sound mean.
Quote from: Ceric on November 17, 2011, 10:25:45 AMI'm going to show self control and not post my responses because they sound mean.do it! do it! do it!
obligatory response/put-down: I throw mine over my shoulder to avoid just that.
I love titty sex.
Quote from: Brandogg on November 16, 2011, 05:48:07 PMYou know that feeling you get when you sit down to take a **** in a public restroom, and your dong touches the front edge of the toilet...that's the best feeling in the world.HAHAHaAHAHA that's hilarious for so many reasons, but mainly because a friend of mine and I were in a Tenacious D like mode the other night and made a song about just that.*Reggae melody*My dick hit the toilet lid...whaoohI was just trying to take a ****...whaoohThere was no toilet paper....naoooohThere was no toilet paper...no no no no no
But someone would end up paying, and while they were in there, the next person in line would catch the door before it shut and then starts the cycle of defilement.