Lol NWR Breasts Fondling Team. Something tells me that would end in disaster.
Still, fondling is alright I guess, but why stop there? We could take this global and make it a legit competition. It would blow Girls Gone Wild (i.e. the stupidest 'porn' ever), out of the water.
Imagine finding and having girls enlist in a global competition, sorting them by country, and assembling the best into Team "Insert Country Name", then having those teams compete in a series of events until one country is crowned the winner. It could be done every 4 years like the Olympics or World Cup. It could be epic. Incredibly...INCREDIBLY chauvinistic, but also epic.
Sounds like a hell of job.