You're a pumpkin man, are ya? I understand where you're coming from. I'm a squash man myself, through and through. But I don't limit myself to pumpkin. No, sir. Butternut, acorn, spaghetti, they're all a tasty dish to my eyes. So firm and so ripe. One can never have enough squash, in my opinion, whether it be pumpkin or other kinds.
This joke has been updated to suit UncleBob's analytical mind which won't finds scientifically inaccurate jokes to be completely humorless. Get your facts right first, then he'll laugh. ;)