Author Topic: Would you think I was crazy if I told you that..... (Read 14332 times)

bustin98 · « **Reply #25 on:** April 06, 2011, 01:32:09 PM »

Who knew animals performed abortions too. Trying to imagine the conversation they had before drowning the egg.

Stogi · « **Reply #26 on:** April 06, 2011, 02:44:28 PM »

The mom probably had postpartum disorder.

Ceric · « **Reply #27 on:** April 06, 2011, 04:59:26 PM »

I was about to ask if you were an Avon Man their.

The next question is what came first the Cage or the Bird. Pretty nice how do you get the bird out?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #28 on:** April 06, 2011, 05:16:32 PM »

Saturday my girl took her daughter to a swap meet where she bought a bird.
She came home and never thought about where she was gonna keep it.

My girl gave her daughter an Avon box to start her off, but told her she was gonna need to buy a cage, but first she was gonna have to figure out how to get money to do that.

We also have a dog that I'm sure would love to eat that bird, so I asked everyone how they planned on keeping the bird in the box so that she wouldn't get eaten. That's when my idea to create an observatory perch out of a box lid was born.

The lid simply removes off the box so that you can clean it out, and you can put the bird up in the lid while you do it so she doesn't wander off into places where she shouldn't be while you do it.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #29 on:** May 01, 2011, 08:26:49 PM »

Would you think I was crazy if I told you that....

I once made a working tennis racket out of nothing but office supplies and it was published in a popular (at the time) magazine?

Crimm · « **Reply #30 on:** May 01, 2011, 08:32:57 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on May 01, 2011, 08:26:49 PM

Would you think I was crazy if I told you that....

I once made a working tennis racket out of nothing but office supplies and it was published in a popular (at the time) magazine?

I would demand evidence.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #31 on:** May 01, 2011, 08:43:07 PM »

I just found the magazine and scanned it into my computer.

I had completely forgotten about it and i'm surprised that I never posted in the Work Related thread many many years ago.
One of my boys just brought it up the other night, so I came to my mom's house to look for the magazine it was in. I probably still have the actual racket too.

Crimm · « **Reply #32 on:** May 01, 2011, 08:47:06 PM »

I would also want to see Andre Agassi play three games with it, preferably with that wig he wore for a decade.

Just, hypothetically speaking.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #33 on:** May 01, 2011, 08:52:26 PM »

If there is enough interest I'll take the time to blur my name and post it right now. But I'm at my mom's house and her computer sucks, so it'll most likely wait till I get home.

Should I post the whole page or just the pic of the racket?

Stogi · « **Reply #34 on:** May 01, 2011, 11:03:38 PM »

If there's an article, I wouldn't mind reading that too.

And please tell me you stole the office supplies from fellow workers in an attempt to humiliate them.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #35 on:** May 01, 2011, 11:15:48 PM »

We already know your name.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #36 on:** May 01, 2011, 11:48:29 PM »

There is no article, just a quote from me and the pic. They sent me $50 for the pic back in 2005.

Full page:

^click for full size

Close Up:

Lots of paper, from the recycle pile at my desk
a bunch of rubber bands & and those black paper stack clips.
A few of those giant paper clips that Gizmo used to make a bow and arrow in Gremlins 2
some staples and an empty tape dispenser roll at the bottom of the handle.

It wasn't usable in a real serious tennis match, but if you were just fuckin around, you could definitely hit the ball back and forth over the net. The rubber bands provided plenty of spring.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #37 on:** August 13, 2011, 12:18:35 PM »

Sad News.....

Tweety and Sylvester Cartoons a damn lie.

The dog didn't protect the bird. The Dog ATE the bird.
well, chewed her up pretty damn good.
I thought he she was chewing up a doll until I went to pick it up and realized that no one owned a doll that looked like that.... then I realized it wasn't a yellow doll dress, but feathers. EVERYWHERE.

The beak was missing....

anyways here is a pic for you sick fucks that care to look
I'll just post a link so the minority of decent folks out there don't have to be subjected to the gruesome nature of my morning situation today
http://i.imgur.com/JvR9z.jpg

ShyGuy · « **Reply #38 on:** August 13, 2011, 02:04:01 PM »

Sorry to hear about the bird, I didn't look at the picture.

What magazine was that?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #39 on:** August 13, 2011, 02:19:19 PM »

It was Maxim or FHM

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #40 on:** August 13, 2011, 09:28:50 PM »

Playgirl.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #41 on:** August 13, 2011, 11:05:08 PM »

That's too bad about the bird. A chicken once decided to reside in a barn/garage like area at my parents house back when I lived with them. My sister decided to start feeding it a little food. After about two weeks, our dogs escaped from the field we kept in by running out of the gate while we were trying to get in. Why did they want out so badly? The chicken. In just a few moments, there wasn't anything but feathers left. The black lab we had essentially wolfed it down.

In the end, the reality is that dogs were bred to hunt. We had a sporting dog, and that's exactly what she did. My sister, though? She was really upset. I clicked the link. I clicked it because I was shocked to hear there was something left. Dogs are good at what they do.

I am curious, though: Did the bird always remain in its cage, or did you ever let it out and treat it a little more like a pet? If you did the latter, did the dog see that happen? It's possible the dog didn't realize Tweety was a pet, and he was just trying to get a snack he saw as a snack.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #42 on:** December 17, 2011, 09:30:58 PM »

"would you think I was crazy if I told you"

that these are some sexy ass mannequins
and that i was tempted to slap it on the ass every time I walked past one.