Author Topic: James Jones's XL Unit (Read 10305 times)

apdude · « **on:** March 23, 2011, 10:06:10 PM »

James likes to talk about his XL unit a lot on the podcast. We can use this tread to keep track of what we know about it or rumors we've heard.

I'll start

He likes to play with it for hours. Even on an airplane.

EternalRain · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2011, 10:09:12 PM »

He had a hard time gripping it with both hands because it was MASSIVE! XD

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2011, 10:12:31 PM »

He has a hard time fitting it in his pants.

Shaymin · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2011, 10:16:14 PM »

James once asked for an XL-sized bucket of popcorn at the movie theatre.

apdude · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2011, 10:18:03 PM »

He likes to role play with it.

EternalRain · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2011, 10:22:55 PM »

He likes the feel if it in his hands

ShyGuy · « **Reply #6 on:** March 23, 2011, 10:32:43 PM »

Is James playing with his XL unit under the table in this photo?

(DSi XL Unit. Get your mind out of the gutter)

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2011, 10:34:47 PM »

His girlfriend wishes it was bigger and came in black.

nickmitch · « **Reply #8 on:** March 23, 2011, 11:40:27 PM »

I think he said that occaisionally his wrists hurt from playing with it for so long.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2011, 11:44:37 PM »

We need to revive the "if you know what I'm saying" thread.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 24, 2011, 12:01:19 AM »

Quote from: insanolord on March 23, 2011, 11:44:37 PM

We need to revive the "if you know what I'm saying" thread.

Ya Know What I'm Sayin'?

Stogi · « **Reply #11 on:** March 24, 2011, 10:02:24 AM »

James Jone's XL Unit is a redhead from Minnesota.

apdude · « **Reply #12 on:** March 24, 2011, 12:11:20 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on March 24, 2011, 12:01:19 AM

Ya Know What I'm Sayin'?

Spuseodply it deons't get truend on by sidlnig a fngier dwon the sdie amnyroe.

bustin98 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 24, 2011, 12:38:38 PM »

I've heard his XL has been stroked so much that it's lost its sensitivity to touch.

How about the 'If you know what I mean' thread?

http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=25270.0;nowap

Reading through that thread, I totally don't remember any of it, even though I posted several times through out. Some funny, lots of bombs. Were we really that young?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 24, 2011, 12:54:51 PM »

Quote from: bustin98 on March 24, 2011, 12:38:38 PM

I've heard his XL has been stroked so much that it's lost its sensitivity to touch.

How about the 'If you know what I mean' thread?

http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=25270.0;nowap

Reading through that thread, I totally don't remember any of it, even though I posted several times through out. Some funny, lots of bombs. Were we really that young?

That thread makes more sense because I couldn't see why this thread would want to make him bump the thread I linked to.

Stogi · « **Reply #15 on:** March 24, 2011, 01:10:41 PM »

hahaha that thread is hilarious! I'm bout to bump it.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 24, 2011, 01:16:18 PM »

I already did.

Crimm · « **Reply #17 on:** March 24, 2011, 03:18:51 PM »

Really, nothing about showing off how big my XL really is?
Nothing about Jon's comment about having "never seen one before?"
Nothing about trying to impress the ladies?
No "Touching is good" references?

You guys are slipping.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 24, 2011, 03:26:21 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on March 23, 2011, 10:34:47 PM

His girlfriend wishes it was bigger and came in black.

apdude · « **Reply #19 on:** March 24, 2011, 04:07:45 PM »

It's easier for him to break blocks with it since it's so big.

Mop it up · « **Reply #20 on:** March 24, 2011, 06:13:03 PM »

He isn't ashamed to play with it in public.

Oblivion · « **Reply #21 on:** March 24, 2011, 06:18:40 PM »

His mama has a bigger XL unit than he does.

Crimm · « **Reply #22 on:** March 24, 2011, 08:32:56 PM »

He pulled it out during the PAX panel and Jon couldn't take his eyes off of it because of how big it was.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #23 on:** March 24, 2011, 08:41:32 PM »

Is it just me, or is this a lot less fun now that Crimm not only approves, but is taking part in it himself?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 24, 2011, 08:45:48 PM »

It's no fun because not only is he in here with approval, but you're all complimenting him when you should be trying to make him feel ashamed and very uncomfortable. Make him go and stand in front of the mirror and re-evaluate himself..... then go lock himself in the bathroom and cry for a little bit.

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Author Topic: James Jones's XL Unit (Read 10305 times)