Topic: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station

[Kytim89]

Earlier today I was returning home after taking my father to his doctor's appointment. About eight years ago he had a stroke and is paralyzed on his right side. I stopped into a gas station to fuel my Blazer and get my dad a pack of cigarettes. While I was outside pumping my gas, a fool in a car pulled up and wrolled down his window and said to me, "You got something to say, punk?" I just stood there for a moment thinking what was this fool saying this to me because I did nothing to him. I responded that I had never said anything to him and that I did not know what he wanted.
 
I figured that he was looking for a fight, but it was like twenty-five degrees outside and I can not afford to go to jail or get a police record because of my grants. Normally I would have walked over and punched him in his face, but I am more civilized these days.
 
Has anyone else been in a situation like this?

[apdude]

This may be a joke thread, but something similar happend to me and some friends at a Taco Bell about 10yrs ago.  Some drunk a-holes wanted to start a fight for some reason or another. Before I knew it I got hit in the face, so a fight insued, a few punches later they drove off (did I mention they were drunk) and I had a bloody lip.  I'm older and wiser now so I don't go to Taco Bell anymore!

[ThePerm]

what stopped you from going to Taco Bell? The fight or the diarrhea?

[Kytim89]

This guy just showed up out of no where randomly. If I had never looked to my left then I would have over looked the guy and went on about my business. I was smart to not walk over to his car because he might have had a gun and shot me there in the parking lot. These days you can never be too careful. 

I could have talked his ear off about how I want Rare titles on virtual console and he might have decided to get away quickly.

[ThePerm]

"These days you can never be too careful. "

haha, there was never a time where you could be too careful, some straight up g from camelot would sword your ass

[ShyGuy]

Something similar. I was in Louisville this week and I saw some punk get out of his SUV at the gas station. I pulled up to him and asked if he had something to say. He didn't have anything to say.

Too bad, It was prize give away from N64Retro.com. If he had answered correctly he would have won copies of every Rare game ever published.

[Kytim89]

Something similar. I was in Louisville this week and I saw some punk get out of his SUV at the gas station. I pulled up to him and asked if he had something to say. He didn't have anything to say.

Too bad, It was prize give away from N64Retro.com. If he had answered correctly he would have won copies of every Rare game ever published.

No ****? That is my home town. What part of Louisville were you in, Shy Guy?

Did I forget to mention that guy had a Papa John's sign on his car (pizza delivery guy?) and a sound system that made his windows rattles?

[ShyGuy]

The Papa Johns sign was a disguise.

Protip: Don't let the locals hear you pronounce it "Louey-ville"

[Kytim89]

The Papa Johns sign was a disguise.

Protip: Don't let the locals hear you pronounce it "Louey-ville"

I always pronounced it "Loo-a-ville." It is a local custom to pronounce it in many different ways. Also, how did you know I lived in Louville?

[ShyGuy]

how did you know I lived in Louville?

Ask ThePerm.

[ThePerm]

ThePerm answers:

If you click on peoples names, it says where they live.

[Stogi]

"These days you can never be too careful. "

haha, there was never a time where you could be too careful, some straight up g from camelot would sword your ass

That was probably the best sentence I've heard all month.

[BranDonk Kong]

This reminds me a time when I ate a slice of pizza and then went to a 60 year old man's house and made him **** me in the ass in front of his kids.

It's from an Adam Sandler CD. Hopefully I'm not the only one that ever owned it.

[apdude]

what stopped you from going to Taco Bell? The fight or the diarrhea?

Well I'll put it this way if a bloody lip was the worst thing I got from Taco Bell I might still eat there.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Something similar. I was in Louisville this week and I saw some punk get out of his SUV at the gas station. I pulled up to him and asked if he had something to say. He didn't have anything to say.

Too bad, It was prize give away from N64Retro.com. If he had answered correctly he would have won copies of every Rare game ever published.

you're lucky, that guy coulda walked up and punched you in the face.... or he might have had a gun.
was he alone?

[ShyGuy]

you're lucky, that guy coulda walked up and punched you in the face.... or he might have had a gun.
was he alone?

That's me

[Caterkiller]

"These days you can never be too careful. "

haha, there was never a time where you could be too careful, some straight up g from camelot would sword your ass

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Thats good stuff right there! Sorry Perm, I am so stealing that! Whit your permission of course.

I havn't had an issue like that since high school. I told the story about chasing the guy down who stole 20 bucks from a friend. But besides that i've been lucky.
Though sometimes a feel a spirit of evil coming on and I want someone to do wrong so I have a chance to knock them out. Or get knocked out, which ever comes first.

[ThePerm]

you have ThePerm-ission

[nickmitch]

One time I was in club and a dude spilled his drink on me. I looked at him with my WTF Face, and he just shruged his shoulders. Then, like 4 more guys walked up to him. I assumed this was his posse. He said something, but the music was loud and he was stumbling drunk, so I couldn't understand him. I then walked away.

[ThePerm]

one time I walked into Taco Bell 10 years ago and I punched this guy in the lip for no reason. Well, I was kinda drunk. Then I hopped in the car with my friends and we drove off. It was somewhere in California, the guy was probably like 22 at the time.

[BranDonk Kong]

Jesus Christ, I throw myself out there (and try to derail this thread), and I get nothing.

[ThePerm]

most people just ignore posts that have the phrase "made him **** me in the ass"

[ThePerm]

update

http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/legendary-chupacabra-found-in-kentucky/6i1f6uw?q=Chupacabra&rel=msn&from=en-us_msntod&form=msnhed&gt1=42007

Louisville?

[Kytim89]

update

http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/legendary-chupacabra-found-in-kentucky/6i1f6uw?q=Chupacabra&rel=msn&from=en-us_msntod&form=msnhed&gt1=42007

Louisville?

I actually had a giant Possum walk across my front lawn last summer. I could actually hear him outside at night climbing the tree outside my bed room window and making all kinds of strange noises.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Jesus Christ, I throw myself out there (and try to derail this thread), and I get nothing.

How many times did you expect to come out to us?
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=32881.msg646466#msg646466

We've already accepted you for who you are and you can now even join the military. What more do you want?