Barbara Hershey needs to get out of the shot
"I'm talking about the Man in the Mirror...I'm asking him to change his ways..."
Been there....
Either this kid is actually fucked up or he is devoted not to go to school. Faking a coma...that's bad ass.
"I'm sorry. Your son....he has aids."
"That causes comas?"
"No..."
"Hey Kid...yeah you! How would you like to be in a movie?"
"Wowee, mister. Of course I would. What do I have to do?"
"All you have to do is act like your asleep. Now hop into my van."
:::: From a scene in House M.D. ::::
Wilson: You gonna eat your steak.
House: No it's too bloody for me.
Wilson: Really? If I didn't have to cook it, I'd eat it raw.
House: Eat it raw.....*House epiphany face*
Shang Tsung makes his cameo appereance
Probably the scariest face in the movie.
So I moved into a new house and what do I see?
A little boy dancing in my living room. Lovely.
At least it's better than the Shang Tsung wanna be.
Possibly the best line in the movie:
"I think I've heard this joke before. A man comes home to find his wife and a priest...."
"Well I hope you didn't pay that priest, cuz there was totally a dude pointing towards our son."
"Really, what did he look like?"
"I don't know. I pissed myself before I knew what happened."
"What? Is there something on my face?"
Kinda looks like my room after a hell of a party. Yes, with the kid and all.
Who you gonna call? The Amish Ghostbusters of course.
Whoa it's like that show about that acid trip when I was on that acid trip.
Uhhh....you guys are in my way.
Oh now your just being dicks!
This dude is just hanging out in the attic looking at microfilms of porn.
Uhh....why is no one helping me!
Fat guy on the couch is having trouble getting comfortable.
If those hands weren't so decrepit, that looks like the best massage parlor ever. Just look at his face!
Now it's definitely one the best massage parlors ever. Feel so good you have to choke a bitch.
Every wife's worst nightmare....finding the camera that was suppose to be hidden.
Instead of neked infidelity we have a self portrait....weak.
This just got interesting.
Whatcha looking at?