Author Topic: Vote (Read 8308 times)

UncleBob · « **on:** May 02, 2010, 11:30:41 PM »

Vote.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #1 on:** May 02, 2010, 11:33:05 PM »

What about barrels?

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #2 on:** May 02, 2010, 11:46:58 PM »

Is this seriously all this was?

UncleBob · « **Reply #3 on:** May 02, 2010, 11:49:37 PM »

Maybe.

There's a week to go, after all.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 03, 2010, 01:06:33 PM »

I figured out the secret to this.

If you vote for Oranges a spam bot gets your e-mail address.... I think you know what happens after that.

If you vote for Traffic Cones, not only does a pikmin gains his freedom and Iwata (laughs) a little more, but if you can get 2 more forumers to vote for Traffic Cones too then you will have great luck for the rest of the year.

If you don't vote for Traffic cones, then not only will you have immediate bad luck(spam bots in your e-mail remember), but your sex-life shall also suffer.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #5 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:41:50 PM »

Don't you hate it when some jackass takes a traffic cone and shouts into it like a megaphone? Why would you want to vote for something like that? Traffic cones are never a good sign; they mean there's roadwork going on, which will slow down your day!

Oranges, on the other hand, are fantastic. Their juice is tasty, and a staple of breakfast, the most important meal of the day. They also prevent scurvy; can the same be said for traffic cones?

Remember: a vote for oranges is a vote for a better tomorrow.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #6 on:** May 03, 2010, 08:37:58 PM »

Did you just nominate this thread insanolord?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 03, 2010, 10:28:57 PM »

Oranges.....

What can we say about oranges....

Oranges, when squeezed make orange juice, or O.J.

O.J. killed his wife and her lover....

vote for Traffic Cones.
they have saved you from more accidents that you even know.

This message has been brought to you by the Commission for Safer Travels, United Road Workers Association of America and the "O.J. Did It, Admitted It and Still Got Away With It, But you can VOTE for TRAFFIC CONES and fix this injustice" Pact.

Stogi · « **Reply #8 on:** May 03, 2010, 10:34:35 PM »

I'll pass.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #9 on:** May 03, 2010, 11:11:12 PM »

The choice is clear.

Oranges

or traffic cones.

You decide.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 04, 2010, 02:03:09 AM »

WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT TO DESTROY !!??

Quote from: insanolord on May 03, 2010, 11:11:12 PM

The choice is clear.

Oranges

or traffic cones.

You decide.

VOTE NOW!!!

vudu · « **Reply #11 on:** May 04, 2010, 01:20:38 PM »

Quote from: insanolord on May 03, 2010, 11:11:12 PM

The choice is clear.

That orange has apparently broken Miyamoto's wrist while the traffic cone is obviously trying to oppress Bin Laden. This isn't a tough decision.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 04, 2010, 01:45:31 PM »

Not at all

a Vote for Oranges means you are a Bin Laden supporter.
your forum tag will be permanently edited to reflect that.
you will also be added to the Secret Service "Terrist" Watch List.

not a very tough decision at all.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #13 on:** May 04, 2010, 02:03:38 PM »

You can't blame oranges for the fact that I suck at both Photoshop and Google Image Search; those are clearly both the fault of traffic cones.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 04, 2010, 02:05:27 PM »

All the more reason to vote Traffic Cones.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #15 on:** May 04, 2010, 02:13:03 PM »

I don't pretend to be an expert on traffic cones. I don't know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: They stand for everything we don't stand for.

Also, they told me you guys look like dorks.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #16 on:** May 04, 2010, 02:16:48 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on May 04, 2010, 02:03:09 AM

WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT TO DESTROY !!??

Quote from: insanolord on May 03, 2010, 11:11:12 PM
The choice is clear.

Oranges

or traffic cones.

You decide.
VOTE NOW!!!

Quote from: insanolord on May 04, 2010, 02:13:03 PM

I don't pretend to be an expert on traffic cones. I don't know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: They stand for everything we don't stand for.

Also, they told me you guys look like dorks.

Now vote for the one we want to get rid of. Vote Traffic Cones off of the island. Let oranges live to fight another day.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #17 on:** May 04, 2010, 02:41:16 PM »

I'm still totally psyched for Barrels.

All kinds of barrels. Even ORANGE barrels. The kind they sometimes use instead of TRAFFIC CONES.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #18 on:** May 04, 2010, 02:58:05 PM »

I've got a funny story about traffic cones. Let's see if I remember it right...

My friend Jennifer had dropped off a friend at a church for an errand and was waiting in the parking lot for her to come back out. The church was undergoing some renovation and there were a couple traffic cones in the parking lot. When her friend came out, Jennifer felt impulsive and as they were driving out, said "Grab the cone!" Her friend leapt out and threw the traffic cone into the bed of the pickup truck and they sped off. While they did this, they saw some people in the church watching them from the window with puzzled looks on their faces.

A few days later Jennifer and her friend sent the church an envelope. Inside the envelope was a picture of the traffic cone tied to a chair and ransom note that said "pay up or the cone gets it!"

The church never responded and that was that, but a few years later Jennifer sent her friend who now lived across the country a Christmas present. The present was a traffic cone chopped into pieces with a note that said "you should have paid."