Author Topic: Questions for Answers (Read 28415 times)

ShyGuy · « **Reply #25 on:** April 30, 2010, 01:57:20 AM »

Q: Who is some guy Perm has never heard of?

A: Despair.

ThePerm · « **Reply #26 on:** April 30, 2010, 01:59:37 AM »

Q: How does ThePerm feel when he see's his idols name misspelled in such a way as it implies either the 4th guru, or the dead guru?

A: Trainwreck

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #27 on:** April 30, 2010, 02:00:31 AM »

Q: What happens when I try to create a thread?

A: 42

ThePerm · « **Reply #28 on:** April 30, 2010, 02:04:48 AM »

Q: What is 40 + 2 + the answer to everything in the universe - 42?

A: It's Big!

nickmitch · « **Reply #29 on:** April 30, 2010, 03:20:13 AM »

Q: What did she say last night?

A: Yes, but it'll cost you extra.

ThePerm · « **Reply #30 on:** April 30, 2010, 03:41:19 AM »

Q: Can you tell me where you got your penis pump Nickmitch?

A: the last place I ate was Weinerschnitzel

Shaymin · « **Reply #31 on:** April 30, 2010, 09:41:50 AM »

Q: Why did you drop deuces all over the floor?

A: 99 problems

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #32 on:** April 30, 2010, 11:02:52 AM »

Q: You may have girl problems and I feel bad for you son, but how many problems do you think I got since a bitch ain't one?

A: It was the wrong hole.... twice.

nickmitch · « **Reply #33 on:** April 30, 2010, 01:05:30 PM »

Q: Why didn't things work out with the last girl you were with?

A: A coconut, 3 batteries and a pair of nike boots.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #34 on:** April 30, 2010, 01:28:54 PM »

Q: In episode 4.13 of McGuyver, he made a water filtration system, a time machine and fully functional pleasure bot. What were the only materials he had on hand?

A: Because with more than 4 you'll be too sore to do it again tomorrow.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #35 on:** April 30, 2010, 09:06:45 PM »

Q: Why does Wii Sports Baseball only let you play three innings?

A: Because I'm not wearing any pants.

ThePerm · « **Reply #36 on:** April 30, 2010, 11:59:04 PM »

Q: Why is Insanolords wang hanging out?

A: The Norman Invasion of 1066

TheBlackCat · « **Reply #37 on:** May 01, 2010, 01:48:13 AM »

Q: Why is the English language so screwed up?

A: 4.5 inches

nickmitch · « **Reply #38 on:** May 02, 2010, 02:37:04 AM »

Q: How thick is this tax final that I still haven't done eventhough it's due Monday?

A: No, no. I'm sure it's mayonase.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #39 on:** May 02, 2010, 02:46:13 AM »

Q: Isn't mayonnaise spelt mayonnaise?

A: This is the worst Funhouse idea ever.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #40 on:** May 02, 2010, 02:55:57 AM »

Quote from: nickmitch on May 02, 2010, 02:37:04 AM

Q: How thick is this tax final that I still haven't done eventhough it's due Monday?

A: No, no. I'm sure it's mayonase.

Q: You've been licking the white stuff off that rag for about 10 minutes now..... are you sure that's not your brother's jizz rag?

(because I walked away from the computer after typing my reply and Khushrenada replied before I got back)

Quote from: Khushrenada on May 02, 2010, 02:46:13 AM

A: This is the worst Funhouse idea ever.

Q: What would you say about this thread if opposite day existed?

A: Because 2 in the hand is better than 1 in the bush.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #41 on:** May 02, 2010, 03:05:32 AM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on May 02, 2010, 02:46:13 AM

A: This is the worst Funhouse idea ever.

Q: What do people usually say when Khushrenada creates a Funhouse thread?

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on May 02, 2010, 02:55:57 AM

A: Because 2 in the hand is better than 1 in the bush.

Q: Why don't you put down that rag and go meet a real girl?

A: That depends on how much of it you used.

ThePerm · « **Reply #42 on:** May 02, 2010, 03:07:56 AM »

Q: Can I decide weather to get one Bird or two, or is that greedy?

A: Insanolord beat me to it

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #43 on:** May 02, 2010, 03:10:16 AM »

Q: What does everyone say every time they're about to do something awesome?

A: I already told you, I just find them more comfortable.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #44 on:** May 02, 2010, 03:13:42 AM »

Q: Why the giant stainless steel anal beads?

A: That's what she said.

Shaymin · « **Reply #45 on:** May 02, 2010, 10:01:34 AM »

Q: What does the crowd chant after a "hitting from behind" penalty in NHL 11?

A: A contraceptive and a time machine.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #46 on:** May 02, 2010, 10:53:16 AM »

Q: What are the first 2 things most men wished they had when Maury told them "You are the father!"?

A: Because it always taste better covered in butter and honey.

nickmitch · « **Reply #47 on:** May 02, 2010, 04:09:27 PM »

Q: Why do you put the same things on your toast every morning?

A: Maybe, but it was only the one time. Besides, I had on a diaper and a two condoms.

Peachylala · « **Reply #48 on:** May 02, 2010, 11:20:09 PM »

Q: Ever have a time you did an extremely strange sexual favor?

A: Bayonetta.

ThePerm · « **Reply #49 on:** May 02, 2010, 11:30:30 PM »

Q: Whats an attractive male fooling everyone?

A: watermelons

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