Author Topic: Questions for Answers (Read 28364 times)

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #75 on:** May 15, 2010, 05:45:37 AM »

Q: What is the country I'm from?

A: like white on rice.

Shaymin · « **Reply #76 on:** May 15, 2010, 08:28:22 AM »

Q: Jesus, how hard did Gamestop put these stickers on my copy of Mario Galaxy 2?

A: Something by Daft Punk.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #77 on:** May 15, 2010, 12:42:49 PM »

Q: What's the national anthem of Flower Paradise?

A: The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #78 on:** May 15, 2010, 12:54:16 PM »

Q: Did you just take a bacon wrapped sausage, dip it in batter and then deep fry it?

A: That's why they call it the shocker.

nickmitch · « **Reply #79 on:** May 17, 2010, 04:18:50 AM »

Q: She said she wanted to try something new, so why did she tase me when I made the move?

A: Trust me, they WANTED me to watch.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #80 on:** May 17, 2010, 04:55:26 AM »

Q: Why were you spying on YOUR PARENTS while they performed some Cirque Du Soleil like acts as if they were in an Club Ibiza hotel room?

A: Because I wanted to feel like Superman!

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #81 on:** May 17, 2010, 03:24:42 PM »

Q: Why did you throw cellophane at me?

A: The county seat.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #82 on:** February 11, 2014, 05:16:34 PM »

Q: Your momma's ass was so fat, that she could no longer keep her City Seat because she couldn't fit. Did she ever find a seat big enough?

(that was a hard answer to question)

A: Because if I pulled out too soon, all interest would be lost.

Sarail · « **Reply #83 on:** February 11, 2014, 06:40:10 PM »

Q. Rumour has it that the appropriate age for going in to administration comes only after not being able to handle one's current financials over a set period of time - but why not gouge your savings and stocks then?

A. Whipped cream, Butterfingers, and shepherd's pie.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #84 on:** February 11, 2014, 07:00:59 PM »

Q: Can you name three sexual euphemisms that might make you hungry, until you know what they really mean?

A: 2 fingers, that's how many.

Shaymin · « **Reply #85 on:** February 11, 2014, 09:03:36 PM »

Q: So wait, how many pieces of chicken did the little one have again?

A: Two solid weeks of editing.

nickmitch · « **Reply #86 on:** February 11, 2014, 09:07:27 PM »

Q: How's that sex tape coming?

A: Probably with my feet.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #87 on:** February 11, 2014, 09:14:53 PM »

Q: If she has you tied down tight to the bed, how are you supposed to remove the blindfold when she yells "SURPRISE!"?

A: Appletini

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #88 on:** February 11, 2014, 09:29:40 PM »

Q: What is a combination of your favorite fruit and the size of your penis?

A: The doctor said I didn't need it anymore.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #89 on:** February 11, 2014, 09:36:22 PM »

Quote from: Brandogg on February 11, 2014, 09:29:40 PM

Q: What is a combination of your favorite fruit and the size of your penis?

A: The doctor said I didn't need it anymore.

Q. Whatever happened to to that tiny little metal pokey thing you said it was sonic or something?

A. that's why Gotham city needs a Batman.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #90 on:** February 11, 2014, 10:11:07 PM »

Quote from: Brandogg on February 11, 2014, 09:29:40 PM

Q: What is a combination of your favorite fruit and the size of your penis?

The "Q" I was looking for was - what did Apple almost call it's Mac Mini? at least that's what I was thinking when I thought up the answer.

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A: The doctor said I didn't need it anymore.

Q: Why would you let your wife keep your balls in her purse?

Quote from: pokepal148 on February 11, 2014, 09:36:22 PM

A. that's why Gotham city needs a Batman.

Q: Did you hear about how Gotham was overrun by Mansquitos?

nickmitch · « **Reply #91 on:** February 11, 2014, 11:17:45 PM »

Quote from: Racht on February 11, 2014, 06:40:10 PM

A. Whipped cream, Butterfingers, and shepherd's pie.

Q: Got any plans for Valentine's Day?

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on February 11, 2014, 07:00:59 PM

A: 2 fingers, that's how many.

Q: Any special plans for Valentine's Day?

Also, someone didn't do an answer!

A: I promise it was dry when found it.

Stogi · « **Reply #92 on:** February 12, 2014, 12:35:48 AM »

Q. How's your wit?

A. Boom! Headshot.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #93 on:** February 12, 2014, 12:30:54 PM »

Q. Hi there, can I sign you up for our free members only newsletter telling you about great offers and new products that...?

A. Only for fun.

Stogi · « **Reply #94 on:** February 12, 2014, 01:04:49 PM »

Q. Only for fun?

A. Depends on who you ask.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #95 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:03:48 PM »

Q: Were you really able to swallow a "whole" kielbasa sausage without gagging once?

A: She got it from her momma.

Stogi · « **Reply #96 on:** February 12, 2014, 04:43:49 PM »

What is Mendel's theory of genetics?

There is very little risk of that happening.

nickmitch · « **Reply #97 on:** February 12, 2014, 07:54:57 PM »

Q: How will Sony and MS respond, if Nintendo saves the Wii U?

A: Because titties.

Stogi · « **Reply #98 on:** February 13, 2014, 07:21:36 AM »

It would have worked better if the answer was simply "titties", but I couldn't resist anyway.

It just kinda....exploded.

Dasmos · « **Reply #99 on:** February 13, 2014, 10:27:04 AM »

Q: What happened to your soufflé?

A: Six donuts and caramel slice.

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