Author Topic: Me an UB's wife.. (Read 4552 times)

EasyCure · « **on:** April 01, 2010, 08:48:11 PM »

We got a special thing goin on..

WE JUST HAD PHONE SEX AND IT WAS HAWWWWWT. EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO CLEAN UP THIS POTATO SALAD

Amaritebob-o?

ph# for sale, she'll tell you what color they are in SECONDS FLAT

Stogi · « **Reply #1 on:** April 01, 2010, 09:04:50 PM »

ahahahahaha

"she'll tell you what color they are in seconds flat"

nice touch.

EasyCure · « **Reply #2 on:** April 01, 2010, 09:19:20 PM »

They were black with red roses, or so she claims. I told her to tell bob to swipe a camera phone for her from the job so next time we can trade.

UncleBob · « **Reply #3 on:** April 01, 2010, 09:30:14 PM »

Someone's not very good at pranks.

EasyCure · « **Reply #4 on:** April 01, 2010, 10:04:01 PM »

Someones too whipped to keep a secret long enough for a stranger to call back their wife.

Yet not whipped enough to even know when she's in her "office" you know, that room where the window goes up if you put a quarter in? That one

UncleBob · « **Reply #5 on:** April 01, 2010, 10:28:40 PM »

Well, I was slightly concerned that when she got back to the office, she'd tell her mom/boss about it and they'd have a panic attack. It's been two weeks of catering hell and I wanted to make sure I was there to break the joke to her.

EasyCure · « **Reply #6 on:** April 01, 2010, 10:39:46 PM »

And I was there to break her back

*shakes hands*

Mop it up · « **Reply #7 on:** April 01, 2010, 10:52:49 PM »

Too easy.

Just like his wife.

/EasyCure post

UncleBob · « **Reply #8 on:** April 01, 2010, 11:08:33 PM »

Raise your hands if you think it's a good idea to insult the wife of a moderator?

Mop it up · « **Reply #9 on:** April 01, 2010, 11:13:41 PM »

Hey I didn't start it.

Stogi · « **Reply #10 on:** April 01, 2010, 11:22:31 PM »

What about your mom?

UncleBob · « **Reply #11 on:** April 01, 2010, 11:27:15 PM »

My mom started it?!?

Mop it up · « **Reply #12 on:** April 01, 2010, 11:32:23 PM »

Make me "UncleBob's mom" and I'll help establish a great reputation for her.

EasyCure · « **Reply #13 on:** April 03, 2010, 01:28:39 PM »

you just added to her bad reputation.

Stratos · « **Reply #14 on:** April 04, 2010, 04:43:13 PM »

How did I miss this thread on the 1st? Now I know why Mop it up became UB's mom that day.

Mop it up · « **Reply #15 on:** April 04, 2010, 05:14:06 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on April 03, 2010, 01:28:39 PM

you just added to her bad reputation.

April Fools!

EasyCure · « **Reply #16 on:** April 05, 2010, 12:05:41 PM »

how did you fool me?

Anyway the point of this thread is to proclaim UBs wife has a seductive voice. Also, this is a good virtual bathroom stall where we can put up her ph# and inform others of the "good time" that can be had. However, instead of just posting the # for strangers to see, I'm putting it up for sale for lurkers (regulars get it free*)

*_{the ph# is free, not sure what Mrs. Bob would charge}

King of Twitch · « **Reply #17 on:** April 05, 2010, 01:58:19 PM »

Completely inappropriate, EasyCure

EasyCure · « **Reply #18 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:29:58 PM »

Your sig is too big, so there.

Mop it up · « **Reply #19 on:** April 05, 2010, 08:01:18 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on April 05, 2010, 12:05:41 PM

how did you fool me?

I was saying that it was one on UncleBob.

EasyCure · « **Reply #20 on:** April 05, 2010, 08:24:50 PM »

Oh, yeah that makes sense. Who would give a stranger their wife's cell # anyway and NOT expect them to write dirty things about her on the internet? Seriously Bob.. seriously?

Crimm · « **Reply #21 on:** April 05, 2010, 09:26:00 PM »

As an admin: I'm okay with this.

EasyCure · « **Reply #22 on:** April 05, 2010, 09:54:52 PM »

Quote from: Crimm on April 05, 2010, 09:26:00 PM

As an admin: I'm okay with this.

SWEET! Wanan be the first to 3-way* UB's wife wit me?

*_call

Crimm · « **Reply #23 on:** April 05, 2010, 09:59:19 PM »

I'm not okay with this anymore.

EasyCure · « **Reply #24 on:** April 05, 2010, 10:00:04 PM »

STOP RACING TO REPLY TO MY POSTS!

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Author Topic: Me an UB's wife.. (Read 4552 times)