Author Topic: Nintendo Asks: What would YOU like 93% bigger? (Read 10105 times)

NWR_pap64 · « **on:** March 29, 2010, 04:38:34 PM »

This viral video for the Nintendo DSi XL asks people what thing would they like bigger.
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/newsArt.cfm?artid=22818

In an effort to generate more interest on the Nintendo DSi XL, Nintendo has released a new viral video. It consists of people answering the following question: What would YOU like 93% bigger?

The question is an allusion to the DSi XL's bigger screens.

The Nintendo DSi XL is available now.

ThePerm · « **Reply #1 on:** March 29, 2010, 11:55:34 PM »

the list of hot girls I banged

the second guy "definitely not this bump on my head"

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #2 on:** March 30, 2010, 12:01:35 AM »

When I saw the name of this thread I was confused; I thought "I was supposed to be in TalkBack, not the funhouse."

Mop it up · « **Reply #3 on:** March 30, 2010, 12:38:26 AM »

This can only end badly.

Stogi · « **Reply #4 on:** March 30, 2010, 01:09:49 AM »

93% < 100%

Bigger

DOES NOT COMPUTE

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #5 on:** March 30, 2010, 01:15:27 AM »

It's 93% bigger as in 93% more; 193% of the current size.

ThePerm · « **Reply #6 on:** March 30, 2010, 01:18:41 AM »

93 percent is double the size, but not quite.

Stogi · « **Reply #7 on:** March 30, 2010, 01:36:35 AM »

No 200% is double the size

I guess "bigger" adds the original size

Zoltan · « **Reply #8 on:** March 30, 2010, 01:48:49 AM »

3rd party support on Wii...

ZING!!!

Crimm · « **Reply #9 on:** March 30, 2010, 03:01:03 AM »

Before...the inevitable happens...please don't.

Spak-Spang · « **Reply #10 on:** March 30, 2010, 09:03:03 AM »

My patience?

My loathe of Joss Whedon
More Jurassic Park movies

yoshi1001 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 30, 2010, 09:07:49 AM »

No one said their hair-I guess the 80's are over, huh?

Ian Sane · « **Reply #12 on:** March 30, 2010, 12:06:46 PM »

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No one said their hair-I guess the 80's are over, huh?

I'm sure guys who are balding would say their hair. 93% would be too much for me. Just like 2% more would be fine.

Seriously though does Nintendo not know the really obvious crude answer that someone would answer to this?

My answer: my bank account. Nearly double my savings? YEAH!!

greybrick · « **Reply #13 on:** March 30, 2010, 12:58:04 PM »

I would choose this excellent cinnamon roll I am enjoying.

Assuming that girl that wanted her GPA to be 93% bigger attends a school where the max is a 4.0, her GPA is at the highest a 2.07, no DSi for you!

Also the lady that wanted her heart to be 93% bigger, you do realize that if you were to cut your finger a freaking geyser could spring up?

@ the guy that wanted "Love" to be 93% bigger, that is some deep stuff.

Rize · « **Reply #14 on:** March 30, 2010, 01:26:16 PM »

My paycheck

Halbred · « **Reply #15 on:** March 30, 2010, 01:33:27 PM »

The Wii's internal storage.

greybrick · « **Reply #16 on:** March 30, 2010, 01:34:59 PM »

Quote from: Halbred on March 30, 2010, 01:33:27 PM

The Wii's internal storage.

I avoided that because 93% wouldn't even be enough.

Perhaps increasing Nintendo's ability to understand that people don't think in "Blocks" but in Bytes would be nice.

TheBlackCat · « **Reply #17 on:** March 30, 2010, 02:26:01 PM »

Nintendo is doing this sort of thing too often, I am really starting to get the impression they are doing this intentionally, knowing full well what is going to go through peoples' heads when they read this.

adadad · « **Reply #18 on:** March 30, 2010, 02:49:58 PM »

Quote from: TheBlackCat on March 30, 2010, 02:26:01 PM

Nintendo is doing this sort of thing too often, I am really starting to get the impression they are doing this intentionally, knowing full well what is going to go through peoples' heads when they read this.

Do you think Nintendo are putting out stuff with the purpose of embarrassing all their fans with tiny penises? Funny thing is that Nintendo is able to get away with their urinary puns, whereas when Sony tried their toilet-based PSP advert campaign it was slated as juvenile.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 30, 2010, 02:53:37 PM »

Haven't you guys seen that episode of Southpark called Chinopokomon?
Where the Japanese lower the American's guard and suspicions by complementing their penis size constantly?

That is exactly what Nintendo is doing here. Playing on Penis envy, bigger is better.

KDR_11k · « **Reply #20 on:** March 30, 2010, 03:31:15 PM »

The playerbase for the multiplayer FPS I play a lot (Section

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NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #21 on:** March 30, 2010, 03:47:59 PM »

I've got Shoe, and Lambtron.

Pale · « **Reply #22 on:** March 30, 2010, 04:03:25 PM »

I find it interesting that no one here is saying "the already painfully huge pixels of the DS Lite."

ShyGuy · « **Reply #23 on:** March 30, 2010, 04:05:49 PM »

I'm really curious what the size and resolution of Pale's computer screen is with all his pixel talk.

Pale · « **Reply #24 on:** March 30, 2010, 04:14:44 PM »

We did this before didn't we?

My home machine is 1920x1200.

My work laptop is 1440x900 hooked up to a 1680x1050 in dual monitor. I wish both were bigger.

My PHONE is 480x554. We could almost fit both ds screens in that for crying out loud.

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