Author Topic: 2000 reasons your are one who butchers the English Language (Read 28801 times)

vudu · « **Reply #25 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:39:02 PM »

1983) Bcaesue i'ts pveron taht lteetr-oderr deon'st mettar as lnog as the frsit & lsat letetr are crrocet.

EasyCure · « **Reply #26 on:** December 13, 2009, 02:40:52 PM »

1982. because i like to rap, yo.

Mop it up · « **Reply #27 on:** December 13, 2009, 04:04:35 PM »

Quote from: vudu on December 13, 2009, 01:39:02 PM

1983) Bcaesue i'ts pveron taht lteetr-oderr deon'st mettar as lnog as the frsit & lsat letetr are crrocet.

Where is proof of this? I had a pretty hard time reading that.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #28 on:** December 13, 2009, 05:30:38 PM »

the fact that you could read it at all should be all the proof that you need.

You know what I'm sayin'?

EasyCure · « **Reply #29 on:** December 13, 2009, 08:23:49 PM »

1981. Because I'm American

Stogi · « **Reply #30 on:** December 13, 2009, 08:50:51 PM »

1980 It's about effectiveness, not rules and regulations

EasyCure · « **Reply #31 on:** December 13, 2009, 09:45:20 PM »

1979. Because i type too fast for my own good

1978. Because my keyboard is old and sticky (but not from what you think)

1977. Because my phones physical keyboard has small bu ttons compared to my thumbs and its easy to miss a key

1976. Because i can't be bothered to check what i'm posting when i use my phones touch screen keyboard and often miss a few letters

1975. Too lazy to edit my post.

Mop it up · « **Reply #32 on:** December 14, 2009, 01:34:49 AM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on December 13, 2009, 05:30:38 PM

the fact that you could read it at all should be all the proof that you need.

But it took me much longer to read it than something that's properly formed.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #33 on:** December 14, 2009, 01:50:36 AM »

Quote from: Mop_it_up on December 14, 2009, 01:34:49 AM

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on December 13, 2009, 05:30:38 PM
the fact that you could read it at all should be all the proof that you need.
But it took me much longer to read it than something that's properly formed.

I tried to link you to the original thread, but Chrome and the new forum have been having post edit compatibility issues.
so now I fixed it

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on December 13, 2009, 05:30:38 PM

Ya know what I'm sayin'?

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #34 on:** December 14, 2009, 02:00:20 AM »

You know what is funny. You bumped it for Mop_it_up before.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #35 on:** December 14, 2009, 02:05:37 AM »

That's inappropriate.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #36 on:** December 14, 2009, 02:11:29 AM »

Quote from: Maxi on December 14, 2009, 02:00:20 AM

You know what is funny. You bumped it for Mop_it_up before.

watsa matta? you jealous?
How do you bump a thread that is sitting near the top of the forum?

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #37 on:** December 14, 2009, 02:25:16 AM »

Quote from: Zap on December 14, 2009, 02:05:37 AM

That's inappropriate.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

BlackNMild I was talking about the topic you linked to. Mop_it_up has posted in it before.So it isn't like she wasn't aware of the link you posted.

Kairon · « **Reply #38 on:** December 14, 2009, 03:50:50 AM »

1974. Any language with this many unintended double-entendres is already beyond saving, so why bother?

Mop it up · « **Reply #39 on:** December 14, 2009, 02:34:57 PM »

1973) Let's start our own unique language!

EasyCure · « **Reply #40 on:** December 14, 2009, 02:58:37 PM »

1972. Eep opp ork ah ah!

1971. Means "my dick too long ,how can i put it in to the pants?"

UncleBob · « **Reply #41 on:** December 14, 2009, 10:43:15 PM »

1970) You ask the guy working behind the counter at Walmart about the "X Box E-light".

I hate my life...

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #42 on:** December 14, 2009, 11:27:57 PM »

X-Box E-Light?

you have to explain.

Stratos · « **Reply #43 on:** December 15, 2009, 03:48:59 AM »

Quote from: UncleBob on December 14, 2009, 10:43:15 PM

1970) You ask the guy working behind the counter at Walmart about the "X Box E-light".

I hate my life...

Is this like the people who asked for GameStations and PlayBoxes during the GC/PS2/XBX launch windows?

XBox + DS Lite = X Box E-light?

UncleBob · « **Reply #44 on:** December 15, 2009, 09:53:25 AM »

No, nothing so complicated.

The box says "Elite". They read it as "E-Light".

One of these days, you're going to read a news article about a Walmart employee killing themselves by smashing their head into the glass doors of the game cases.

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #45 on:** December 15, 2009, 12:14:45 PM »

1969) Heh. 69.

vudu · « **Reply #46 on:** December 15, 2009, 01:27:50 PM »

In the Wal-Mart shopper's defense, Lite is the hip way to spell "light" (see DS Lite). And these days you add an "e" (or "i") before other words to make them even cooler. Presto! eLite.

Mop it up · « **Reply #47 on:** December 15, 2009, 02:13:12 PM »

I don't see what's so terrible about somebody who mispronounces a word. I'd take that over rude people any day.

EasyCure · « **Reply #48 on:** December 15, 2009, 06:36:58 PM »

Quote from: Mop_it_up on December 15, 2009, 02:13:12 PM

I don't see what's so terrible about somebody who mispronounces a word. I'd take that over rude people any day.

in UB's defense (and anyones who's had similar retail jobs.. i feel ya bob, i feel ya) these are the same people that get mad at you (ie rude) when you tell them you don't have an "x-box e-light" but you do have an xbox "elite". They're also the kind of people that SWEAR ON THEIR LIVES that they've seen their kid play a Mario game on an Xbox and threaten your manager when you tell them otherwise...

anyway:

1968. Heh.. 69...

Mop it up · « **Reply #49 on:** December 15, 2009, 06:57:18 PM »

Do you have to correct somebody when they mispronounce something? Because I'm sure not about to get into that with somebody. As long as I can figure out what they want then I see no reason to go further.

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Author Topic: 2000 reasons your are one who butchers the English Language (Read 28801 times)