Topic: Post your real-life nicknames thread

[Stogi]

Everyone knows only cool people have nicknames [read: nicknames given to you by other people]

I, infact, have over 20 but here's a few..

Weezy (i was the original before lil' pussy monster stole it) aka
Mozart aka
the horse choker (dubbed from the boondocks) aka
super smash brother aka
super squeeze aka
token aka
the Nile or Nile aka
Winston Churchill aka
Salami eggs and bacon aka
Bender B. Rodriguez
and my personal favorite: Unagi

[EasyCure]

and my personal favorite: Unagi

"THE POWA!!

NO MO' TALK ****!"

[GearBoxClock]

Steve. Despite the fact that my name is Matthew.

[EasyCure]

brown bear/uncle bear

because one of my friends is obsessed with scrubs, then had a kid

[Stogi]

and my personal favorite: Unagi

"THE POWA!!

NO MO' TALK ****!"

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brown bear/uncle bear

because one of my friends is obsessed with scrubs, then had a kid

Yeah I have the same problem. It started when I went as a doctor for a costume party.

[EasyCure]

and my personal favorite: Unagi

"THE POWA!!

NO MO' TALK ****!"

?

Damn.. i gotta find a video.

FOUND IT!

BEHOLD THE POWA OF UNAGI; NO MO' TALK ****!

[NWR_insanolord]

My friends call me Lord. It started after I ate three full orders of wings at a Super Bowl party a couple years ago but it stuck. Based on that we've started calling the group of friends Lord and His Disciples.

[EasyCure]

may i ask where the insano comes from?

other nicknames given to me don't really have much back story and hardly ever stuck, outside of the person who gave it to me anyway.

There was Maggot, from my friend Joe. To this day he doesnt know why he started calling me that.

Atticus, which was just some weirdo's way of referring to me by what my sweatshirt said.. which stuck for a looong time after (whenever i'd see this guy or his friends again)

then there was Mexican, which came from a bunch of Racist pricks i knew in highschool which at first i thought were just a group of guys that would constantly bust eachothers chops; i mean afterall there was an italian, a german, a korean, a chinese, a black guy and a hispanic (me). Turns out their hatred for other races was the one thing they had in common so they tolerated eachother enough to call eachother friends.. i left that lil circle of "friends" reeeal quick.

a short time after that the one guy from the group that i stayed friends with (we knew eachother  before then, he was the older brother of a girl i had a few classes with in elementary school), james.. who was the black guy in the group.. who hated black (stereotypical) black folk (which i found hilarious).. anyway when he later on found out that I wasn't really Mexican in the first place, and finally had the nerve to ask me where the hell i was from (america wasn't a good enough answer).. he started calling me "The EC" (Ecuadorian). Though thats not where EasyCure comes from.

[Spinnzilla]

Hott Stuff
Young Blood
Shittimus (Father gave me this)

[Dasmos]

When I was like 14, I had no decent nicknames. Everyone just called me Dan or something lame like that, so I came up with "Dasmos, ruler of the Cosmos" and tried to get that going, but it failed. Then I got a pretty cool nickname that I was called throughout the rest of highschool, Danomite. As in Dynamite. That stuck for a while, but after I left highschool my nicknaming evolved into a different type of monster.

Since my last name is Jackaman, I get a whole pile of variations of that.

Jerkaman.
Jack-off Man.
Heroman.
Loserman.
Legeman.
Fagaman.

Basically everybody calls me something and add "aman" to the end of it. There's literally been hundreds of them that my friends have created. "Jerkaman" is probably the most used one though. There was even this one girl who came up to me one time and was talking about how she felt sorry for me because she thought my last name was "Jerkaman". She was explaining that she gets lots of **** too because her last name is "Grope", pronounced "Grop-ee".

[ShyGuy]

Charlie

[that Baby guy]

J-Ro.  I hate it.

[EasyCure]

When I was like 14, I had no decent nicknames. Everyone just called me Dan or something lame like that, so I came up with "Dasmos, ruler of the Cosmos" and tried to get that going, but it failed. Then I got a pretty cool nickname that I was called throughout the rest of highschool, Danomite. As in Dynamite. That stuck for a while, but after I left highschool my nicknaming evolved into a different type of monster.

Since my last name is Jackaman, I get a whole pile of variations of that.

Jerkaman.
Jack-off Man.
Heroman.
Loserman.
Legeman.
Fagaman.

Basically everybody calls me something and add "aman" to the end of it. There's literally been hundreds of them that my friends have created. "Jerkaman" is probably the most used one though. There was even this one girl who came up to me one time and was talking about how she felt sorry for me because she thought my last name was "Jerkaman". She was explaining that she gets lots of **** too because her last name is "Grope", pronounced "Grop-ee".

*note to self: stalk Dan Jackaman of Adelaide, Australia*

Those nicknames are lame, you have stupid friends. Then again I probably wouldn't of been able to come up with better. The only things that come to mind for you would be stupid **** like;

Jackinabox
Jack-off-aman (which sounds pretty sweet as "Dan Jack-off-aman"
Jackoffasaur (ala south park)
or the ol' standby; DJ. How has no one called you that?

Oh and that last part reminds me of a girl that was too embarrassed to ever tell me her last name becuase she claimed it sounded stupid. She would make me guess what it was with the hint "in school i always used to get teased cuz my name rhymes with 'nice titts"

Charlie

explanation!

J-Ro.  I hate it.

waddup j-ro!

[ShyGuy]

Shorty Bellew, who lived down the road from us and had an orchard, called me Charlie because that was the name of the old timer who owned our ranch before we did. Incidentally, my bedroom was the room he died in.

[EasyCure]

Shorty Bellew, who lived down the road from us and had an orchard, called me Charlie because that was the name of the old timer who owned our ranch before we did. Incidentally, my bedroom was the room he died in.

LESS CREEPY DETAILS NEXT TIME!

[Stratos]

I go by Nate, short for Nathanael.

My first sister couldn't pronounce Nathanael when she was little so she tried to call me 'brother' instead but it came out 'Bobby'. The neighbors were convinced I was Bobby and I hated it. That sister now calls me Natey so when her kid gets older he will call me 'Uncle Natey' apparently.

My other sister called me Na when she was little and even though she is 11 now she still calls me it. It's really funny because when I frustrate her she'll go "Na-yah!"

A girl I liked in college started calling me Nader but I hated it because I would think of Ralph Nader.

In high school some guy was convinced I was Hispanic and proceeded to coin me 'Poncho' for some strange reason. Kinda funny.

Also, another guy in high school called me 'Churchy' because he said that I knew a lot about 'Bible times' after I answered some questions about Ancient Rome really well in history class.

[EasyCure]

I go by Nate, short for Nathanael.

My first sister couldn't pronounce Nathanael when she was little so she tried to call me 'brother' instead but it came out 'Bobby'. The neighbors were convinced I was Bobby and I hated it. That sister now calls me Natey so when her kid gets older he will call me 'Uncle Natey' apparently.

My other sister called me Na when she was little and even though she is 11 now she still calls me it. It's really funny because when I frustrate her she'll go "Na-yah!"

A girl I liked in college started calling me Nader but I hated it because I would think of Ralph Nader.

In high school some guy was convinced I was Hispanic and proceeded to coin me 'Poncho' for some strange reason. Kinda funny.

Also, another guy in high school called me 'Churchy' because he said that I knew a lot about 'Bible times' after I answered some questions about Ancient Rome really well in history class.

before i say anything creepy, how old is the first sister you mentioned?

oh wait...

Haha Pancho.. You'll be known as simply Nat from now on. Sup Nat?

[bustin98]

Vinny or, longer version, Vinny Boberino. Cousin Vinny, Vinny Bob, Vincey Pooh...

My current fav is 'Daddy' though. Curtesy of my daughters, not some wild chick with a father complex...

[ThePerm]

i got Perm as a nickname due to my hair, but it is used by only 2 people in real life, i started using it as my screen name when my cousin saw me loading my initials PRM into Datona USA

most people call me Patter in real life, my name is Patrick, so my dad started calling me Patter as in "the pitter patter of little feet", one day my friend heard him say it and he started calling me Patter, as soon as he started doing it, all my other friends started doing it. I used to go by Pat before that, but being a Patter instead of a Pat makes it easy to distinguish me from the other Pat

[Crimm]

The Plumber.

Ladies? 

[Mop it up]

I don't allow people to call me by a nickname because nicknames are stupid.

[BlackNMild2k1]

ok Mop it up

[Mop it up]

You think I allow that?

[that Baby guy]

The Plumber.

Ladies? 

You like to go to houses and play with other men's pipes, eh?

[Stratos]

I go by Nate, short for Nathanael.

My first sister couldn't pronounce Nathanael when she was little so she tried to call me 'brother' instead but it came out 'Bobby'. The neighbors were convinced I was Bobby and I hated it. That sister now calls me Natey so when her kid gets older he will call me 'Uncle Natey' apparently.

My other sister called me Na when she was little and even though she is 11 now she still calls me it. It's really funny because when I frustrate her she'll go "Na-yah!"

A girl I liked in college started calling me Nader but I hated it because I would think of Ralph Nader.

In high school some guy was convinced I was Hispanic and proceeded to coin me 'Poncho' for some strange reason. Kinda funny.

Also, another guy in high school called me 'Churchy' because he said that I knew a lot about 'Bible times' after I answered some questions about Ancient Rome really well in history class.

before i say anything creepy, how old is the first sister you mentioned?

oh wait...

Haha Pancho.. You'll be known as simply Nat from now on. Sup Nat?

LOL, she is married and 22 with a three-month-old. She used to be a pretty big gamer too.

 : to Super Nat...

I don't allow people to call me by a nickname because nicknames are stupid.

Don't you go by 'Mop' on ExciteBike?