Author Topic: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD. (Read 408280 times)

Peachylala · « **Reply #200 on:** February 05, 2010, 07:24:19 PM »

...SO?

Stogi · « **Reply #201 on:** February 05, 2010, 08:17:19 PM »

I'm just saying. If it was a picture of some hardcore ****, I doubt he'd still have his job. That type of NSFW you can see at the mall, in a catalog, or even in a commercial in that very news hour.

ThePerm · « **Reply #202 on:** February 08, 2010, 02:53:58 AM »

classic short film on this very subject

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na7vqd3DvFg

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #203 on:** February 08, 2010, 05:05:44 AM »

Quote from: ThePerm on February 08, 2010, 02:53:58 AM

classic short film on this very subject

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na7vqd3DvFg

LOL

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #204 on:** February 18, 2010, 10:57:38 PM »

I don't even know what to say about this..... I guess I'm just not up with today's fashion scene.

Introducing Louis Vuitton’s $2,000 Trash-Bag Purse

Quote from: NYMagazine

Louis Vuitton makes handbags for spring that resemble trash bags with leather handles. The Raindrop Besace purses retail for $1,960 each. Refinery 29 reminds those interested in owning the bags of these words, spoken by DJ Pauly D: "And in walks this girl with like garbage bags. I thought that was kinda like ghetto, and like ... weird." We knew Jersey Shore style would catch on!! [Pipeline/Refinery 29]

Stratos · « **Reply #205 on:** February 19, 2010, 03:52:24 AM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on February 18, 2010, 10:57:38 PM

I don't even know what to say about this..... I guess I'm just not up with today's fashion scene.

Introducing Louis Vuitton’s $2,000 Trash-Bag Purse

Quote from: NYMagazine
Louis Vuitton makes handbags for spring that resemble trash bags with leather handles. The Raindrop Besace purses retail for $1,960 each. Refinery 29 reminds those interested in owning the bags of these words, spoken by DJ Pauly D: "And in walks this girl with like garbage bags. I thought that was kinda like ghetto, and like ... weird." We knew Jersey Shore style would catch on!! [Pipeline/Refinery 29]

Someone watched too much Zoolander and got the wrong message from it.

EasyCure · « **Reply #206 on:** February 23, 2010, 08:26:57 AM »

Boy gets detention for being hilarious with a classic one liner (picture)

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #207 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:05:54 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on February 23, 2010, 08:26:57 AM

Boy gets detention for being hilarious with a classic one liner (picture)

Well there is the feel-good story if the day.

stevey · « **Reply #208 on:** February 23, 2010, 03:21:00 PM »

Apple hates women, still loves cheerleaders.

Peachylala · « **Reply #209 on:** February 23, 2010, 03:33:13 PM »

Trash bag-Hilarious
Boy getting dentention-also hilarious
Apple hating women-Where's Mop or GP when you need them for snarky comments?

Stogi · « **Reply #210 on:** February 23, 2010, 05:16:25 PM »

Wow. There just given out detentions these days.

Stratos · « **Reply #211 on:** February 23, 2010, 05:41:04 PM »

If I were that kid I would save that slip and frame it or something. Detention would be so worth a perfect setup like that.

EasyCure · « **Reply #212 on:** February 23, 2010, 06:35:08 PM »

Thanks for doiong what I couldn't bnm, I knew I could count on you.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #213 on:** February 23, 2010, 07:26:23 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on February 23, 2010, 06:35:08 PM

Thanks for doiong what I couldn't bnm, I knew I could count on you.

now if only you couldn't kick ass in The Conduit......

EasyCure · « **Reply #214 on:** February 23, 2010, 07:59:57 PM »

Dude, I really tried not to.. so many times we faced off I stood completely still...

Stogi · « **Reply #215 on:** February 23, 2010, 08:01:15 PM »

lol

I've yet to play that game...but i'd probably kick both ya'll asses!

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #216 on:** February 23, 2010, 09:26:56 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on February 23, 2010, 07:59:57 PM

Dude, I really tried not to.. so many times we faced off I stood completely still...

Sometimes I felt like my gun wouldn't fire fast enough and there was always a long pause inbetween the burst fire and then the reload would always take way too long. But I'm gonna play the actual game and then in maybe a week or two I should have enough handles on the game (assuming I actually play it) to atleast present a challenge in the multi-player. My main problem is I just wasn't used to how the game controls, from the cursor to the entire screen. I'll get used to it though.

EasyCure · « **Reply #217 on:** February 23, 2010, 09:34:34 PM »

Yeah you'll get there. My first online match SUCKED but look at me now; I'm an average plaer, always in the middle of the scoreboard lol

Definately look up Pros control options he posted in the main conduit discussion as well as his wifi topic. They really helped me out, especially fixing the slow ass turning speed I had with the original settings. Oh and mess around with the button mapping and see what you like best, that'll help too.

Mop it up · « **Reply #218 on:** February 23, 2010, 10:31:45 PM »

Quote from: Peachylala on February 23, 2010, 03:33:13 PM

Trash bag-Hilarious
Boy getting dentention-also hilarious
Apple hating women-Where's Mop or GP when you need them for snarky comments?

The only thing I find sexist in this topic is this post.

Stogi · « **Reply #219 on:** March 01, 2010, 03:08:48 AM »

You got to be kidding me...

Once again Bill Maher sums up exactly what I was thinking....

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #220 on:** March 01, 2010, 03:19:15 AM »

Now how will be able to easily identify the pre-op trannies?

Stogi · « **Reply #221 on:** March 01, 2010, 04:09:34 AM »

lol how is watching women pee the "easily identifiable" route?

Wouldn't looking for...I don't know..an Adam's apple or maybe a deep voice or seeing if their hands are as big as Andre the Giants be a bit easier?

"I need you to bail me out"
"Why what happened?"
"Well the police were saying I was being a peeping tom."
"What? What the hell were you doing?"
"Well I was on a date, right? And I had the inclination that my date might actually be a man."
"What the hell? Why?! Did she look like a man?"
"No no, she didn't. But something was bothering me about her...It maybe because I had a very similar nightmare the night before. Anyway, 'she' gets up to use the restroom, right, and I thought...this is my chance."
"So you went into the bathroom to hear if she was standing and peeing?"
"Ah see, that's where you can get mixed up because now-a-days they have these little funnels that can make any lady avoid sitting down."
"It's creepy how you know this, but go on..."
"So I decided the only way I could know for sure is if I go to the next stall and stand on the toilet."
"Oh yes of course. What a reasonable thing to do. 'Hey, how was your date?' 'It was good till I thought I was out with a man and got arrested for spying on a girl peeing.' Idiot....I'm assuming she caught you."
"No actually the hostess caught me. So can you bail me out?"

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #222 on:** March 01, 2010, 04:28:29 AM »

Well in the 1st video one woman says that she can go piss in an alley standing up with the best of them and another woman says that now she can go write her name in the snow.

I figure if you see a "girl" standing up to piss in an outdoor situation, and I'm talking about standing upright with the hips forward and shoulders back, then you know that is not the "girl" you thought "she" was.

The statement still holds true now, but now you can't say with all certainty that that was not a woman at all. Certainly not a "Lady", but not so sure on if it's a woman or not.

Stogi · « **Reply #223 on:** March 01, 2010, 04:40:35 AM »

Granted they said that, I'm pretty sure it was a joke. Though I will say this, women due envy men when it comes to pissing outside. Any big house party I go to, the bathroom line has strictly girls in it. All the blokes are outside watering the plants. Girls are jealous of that.

And while I have taken a piss in an alley next to a girl friend of mine squatting only a couple paces from me, I would actually be a little freaked out to look over while I'm outside somewhere pissing on a tree and see a girl doing the same thing, giving me a friendly nod or whatever.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #224 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:03:17 PM »

Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all!!

Tiger Woods' Text Messages -- So Graphic

Quote

Joslyn James pulled the trigger on her website, splashing more than 100 text messages Tiger Woods allegedly sent her -- and the messages hit topics that include slapping, choking, three-ways and golden showers.

The site, sextingjoslynjames.com, includes texts that say:

- OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
- I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you
- Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.
- You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you

Oh, Tiger....

you freak

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Author Topic: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD. (Read 408280 times)