Topic: Funhouse Court: Maleficent vs Ursula: The Case of the Magical Queendom

[BlackNMild2k1]

More like GoldenPhailure.

Yet I remain unbiased in this matter and choose not to lead the case down any particular path.

[that Baby guy]

I would like to know why I am on GP's list.

I can think of a few reasons but I'd better save them for when I present them in court.

I would like to know why I'm NOT on GP's list.

[BlackNMild2k1]

you could always file a discrimination suit.

[Mop it up]

I would like to know why I am on GP's list.

I can think of a few reasons but I'd better save them for when I present them in court.

I would like to know why I'm NOT on GP's list.

Come to think of it, I can think of no incident where you two have ever talked to one another.

[that Baby guy]

No?  Look at the Scribblenauts review!  That's one.  Other than that, hmm...  I don't like most Zelda games, and I think she hates that, I don't recall what else.

[Mop it up]

You don't like Zelda? What kind of Nintendo fan are you? A blasphemous one, that's what!

[that Baby guy]

I didn't say I don't like Zelda.  I said I dislike most Zelda games.  A Link to the Past and Four Swords Adventures were my favorites, and most of the other ones I've played don't hold a candle to them.

She's well aware of that, so I figured I'd be on the "list" now.

[Khushrenada]

But who would you represent?
Deg vs D Avg. has already been settled out of court and the next case on the docket is GP vs The Funhouse.

Mop it up has already spoke up on behalf of GP
so that leaves you as the public defender and champion/lawyer of The Funhouse.

Court will convene Friday October 9th.
So that leaves both sides with ample time to prepare their cases.

Awww. I was hoping to get into the Double D case. Deg and D_Ave. Oh well. Let's see who I did end up drawing. The funhouse?! Awww nuts. Well, if I have to defend the funhouse counsel requests the services of the NWR search engine Vudu. And I'm just going to wing it. I think my client would want it this way.

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

You supported Rowsdower '08; that really fanned her political flames.

[vudu]

Well, if I have to defend the funhouse counsel requests the services of the NWR search engine Vudu.

I don't work pro bono.

[BlackNMild2k1]

But who would you represent?
Deg vs D Avg. has already been settled out of court and the next case on the docket is GP vs The Funhouse.

Mop it up has already spoke up on behalf of GP
so that leaves you as the public defender and champion/lawyer of The Funhouse.

Court will convene Friday October 9th.
So that leaves both sides with ample time to prepare their cases.

Awww. I was hoping to get into the Double D case. Deg and D_Ave. Oh well. Let's see who I did end up drawing. The funhouse?! Awww nuts. Well, if I have to defend the funhouse counsel requests the services of the NWR search engine Vudu. And I'm just going to wing it. I think my client would want it this way.

You were named in GP vs FH case, so you would also be defending yourself. you are your client.

[Khushrenada]

Bah! I'm not going to worry about that. She's just upset since I was the leading cause of her death in the latest mafia. Yet, before that, I was one of the early voices arguing on her behalf to let her live longer in the game. As well, I've been able to work together with her to get a couple of mafia victories. So, I think I can ride out this one moment of wronging her and settle out of court. Backroom deals. Is there anything sweeter?

[EasyCure]

Now I have a request for our photoshoppers out there. Can someone come up with a "avatar"/pic/banner for The Funhouse so that The Funhouse has proper visual representation?

Here's my submission:

someone just needs to photoshop and actual banner with the words "funhouse" on here and.. presto!

[BlackNMild2k1]

Now I have a request for our photoshoppers out there. Can someone come up with a "avatar"/pic/banner for The Funhouse so that The Funhouse has proper visual representation?

Here's my submission:

someone just needs to photoshop and actual banner with the words "funhouse" on here and.. presto!

upload it to tinypic then edit it with their software. you can add text (just remember to click on transparent background)

[GoldenPhoenix]

My case for ban hammers:

BNM-Way too mild for the forums

Deg- Is a D_Average/Ian Magenet

D_Average-Has PS3 cooties

Maxi- Won't let me pick any of his flowers in Animal Crossing

Lindy - Won't answer my PMs and also has PS3 cooties

Pale- Hides the fact that he is a big Kingdom Hearts fan from me

Mr. Jack - Traitor to everyone, including his old username. Mr. Pants doesn't deserve that.

Ian - Broke his promise about leaving. Also is Canadian

Stogi - Broke his promise about not posting much.

Easycure - Has been a terrible Mexican.

Zap - Username is only 3 letters

Khush - Always gets me killed in Mafia. Name is too long and weird.

DrewMG- Didn't make the next mafia game Pong vs Asteroids PHAIL


Cases proven, I WIN.

[EasyCure]

Now I have a request for our photoshoppers out there. Can someone come up with a "avatar"/pic/banner for The Funhouse so that The Funhouse has proper visual representation?

Here's my submission:

someone just needs to photoshop and actual banner with the words "funhouse" on here and.. presto!

upload it to tinypic then edit it with their software. you can add text (just remember to click on transparent background)

If i didn't wanna be a lazy peice of ****, don't you think i woulda done that already?

[Peachylala]

HOORAY, I'm not on GP's hit list. I'm rolling in mud right now.

[vudu]

If GP has her way everyone but me and Bill Aurion will be gone.  Oh wait ...

[BlackNMild2k1]

My case for ban hammers:

BNM-Way too mild for the forums

Deg- Is a D_Average/Ian Magenet

D_Average-Has PS3 cooties

Maxi- Won't let me pick any of his flowers in Animal Crossing

Lindy - Won't answer my PMs and also has PS3 cooties

Pale- Hides the fact that he is a big Kingdom Hearts fan from me

Mr. Jack - Traitor to everyone, including his old username. Mr. Pants doesn't deserve that.

Ian - Broke his promise about leaving. Also is Canadian

Stogi - Broke his promise about not posting much.

Easycure - Has been a terrible Mexican.

Zap - Username is only 3 letters

Khush - Always gets me killed in Mafia. Name is too long and weird.

DrewMG- Didn't make the next mafia game Pong vs Asteroids PHAIL


Cases proven, I WIN.

Mop_it_up has her work cut out for her. Khush, this should be an easy one.

[King of Twitch]

Wow. talk about a woman scorned....

[EasyCure]

My case for ban hammers:
Easycure - Has been a terrible Mexican.

Aight, listen here lil missy...

I know this is the funhouse but you don't get the same leniancy as the rest of us because you're so anti-fucking funhouse, so i'm going to take offense to that statement because its obviously not a joke coming from you. It's easy to guess where your political stance is on immagrants but just because you don't like me and don't want me around here doesn't mean you can bring up race as an issue. Oh and if you do, get the right fucking one; I'm NOT mexican, i'm ecuadorian.



And i find that offensive, essay

[ThePerm]

whoa Easycure is Ecuadorian?  News to me. So did you ever live there or was that just your parent. Thats a dream of mine, to go to Ecuador and flush the toilet and have the water go straight down in stead of twirl.

[EasyCure]

whoa Easycure is Ecuadorian?  News to me. So did you ever live there or was that just your parent. Thats a dream of mine, to go to Ecuador and flush the toilet and have the water go straight down in stead of twirl.

I'm Ecuadorian by blood only, in spirit i'm all-american. I was the first american born in my family and thus they gave me the whitest name out of all of us "Michael Daniel [last name]"

I've only been there once, when i was in the first grade and I hated it because I didn't know what "third world country" meant back than. Why was it so hot.. where was the A/C? Why can't I buy a can of coke and take it with me*... and my favorite:

HOLY FUCKING **** THERE'S A CAT ON THE ROOF OF THAT HOUSE EATING A MOUSE INSIDE-OUT! i didnt' know they actually do that!

My family over there (all my mothers family, my fathers family migrated here much earlier) all teased me about being a "fat american" and teased me about my spanish (which wasn't so great back then). The only fun part of the trip was when we visited the Galapagos Islands.. that **** was amazing. We took a small plane to the coast of the country and then took a small boat to the isles. They anchored off the shore of one of the biggers isles for a bit to let us all go swimming.. in shark infested waters lol. I got to see all those animals the rest of you only see in the school science books;
blue footed boobys (or whatever) and those gigantic ancient turtles. It was awesome.

I'll have to go back some day, now that I can appreciate the differences.. (and now that its not so "third world" anymore).

*When walking thru the market places and i asked my mum to get me a coke, they had only bottles but unless you wanted to pay extra you couldn't actually take the bottle with you.. You could go up to a guy and be like "lemme get half a coke" and he'd pour you some in a plastic bag so you could take it with you... Sure, you could get the whole bottle poured in to a bag but my family was too cheap for that, so i always got around half a bottle. Straws? Extra $ too.. howd you drink it? Snip a hole in the corner and let it pour into your mouth. In first grade i thought "wow.. this isn't for me."

[Mop it up]

That's interesting EasyCure, I'll bet it was great to visit your "homeland" so to speak.

It actually makes me wonder... Most of my relatives live in Scotland, so I have never met them. If I ever visited there, I wonder if they would make fun of me for my Americanisms? I don't really know much about them so I don't know if they would be like that or not. But it does give me second thoughts about taking that trip...

[Plugabugz]

So THAT explains easycure's and stogi's unending bromance...