Author Topic: Lady Gaga (Read 9799 times)

BranDonk Kong · « **on:** October 04, 2009, 01:00:16 AM »

Seriously, what the ****? I don't get this chick. I'm trying to enjoy SNL (it's not easy these days), and she's wearing one of those multi-axis things that you see on old Space Camp commercials. She's a decent piano player, and can actually sing pretty well...I just don't get it. I don't know if anyone watched the show, but she told Madonna she was hotter, which is true - but only on a technicality, since even my dog is hotter than Madonna. I want to cry.

D_Average · « **Reply #1 on:** October 04, 2009, 02:14:09 AM »

Quote from: Brandogg on October 04, 2009, 01:00:16 AM

Seriously, what the ****? I don't get this chick. I'm trying to enjoy SNL (it's not easy these days), and she's wearing one of those multi-axis things that you see on old Space Camp commercials. She's a decent piano player, and can actually sing pretty well...I just don't get it. I don't know if anyone watched the show, but she told Madonna she was hotter, which is true - but only on a technicality, since even my dog is hotter than Madonna. I want to cry.

Gaga is WaaaaaaY overrated. She is popular because she is seemingly eccentric. However, her music is mediocre as all hell. It sounds like 90's dance hits, nothing new at all. So to compensate, she does things like change her outfits every 5 mins at awards show.

And no, she is not hotter than Madonna. Maybe now, but not 10 years ago. Not even close. Gaga has a big nose and a big ego that doesn't match her sound. She won't be around in 10 years like Madonna still is.

Dasmos · « **Reply #2 on:** October 04, 2009, 02:26:15 AM »

i herd she has a penus.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #3 on:** October 04, 2009, 03:24:00 AM »

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #4 on:** October 04, 2009, 03:22:26 PM »

That's why I said it's a technicality. Madonna is like 90 years old and is held together by glue and AIDS. Lady Gaga looks like Triple H with tits, but even Triple H with tits is still hotter than Madonna.

Morari · « **Reply #5 on:** October 04, 2009, 06:47:25 PM »

Quote from: Dasmos on October 04, 2009, 02:26:15 AM

i herd she has a penus.

Hot.

D_Average · « **Reply #6 on:** October 04, 2009, 10:27:37 PM »

Quote from: Brandogg on October 04, 2009, 03:22:26 PM

That's why I said it's a technicality. Madonna is like 90 years old and is held together by glue and AIDS. Lady Gaga looks like Triple H with tits, but even Triple H with tits is still hotter than Madonna.

To be fair, she does have a better butt than Madonna at this phase in her life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smRvhXzi5U0

nickmitch · « **Reply #7 on:** October 04, 2009, 11:56:54 PM »

Is this like Radio Gaga?

Stogi · « **Reply #8 on:** October 05, 2009, 12:04:24 AM »

I think it's more like Big Mama or Buddha's karma or Snow's informa or maybe even

BUTTEReD LLAMA?!

EasyCure · « **Reply #9 on:** October 05, 2009, 10:18:33 AM »

Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on October 05, 2009, 12:04:24 AM

I think it's more like Big Mama or Buddha's karma or Snow's informa or maybe even

BUTTEReD LLAMA?!

Buttered CAMELS or bust. **** llamas

nickmitch · « **Reply #10 on:** October 05, 2009, 11:13:41 AM »

Quote from: EasyCure on October 05, 2009, 10:18:33 AM

Buttered CAMELS or bust.

If you're a furry, you could do both.

EasyCure · « **Reply #11 on:** October 05, 2009, 11:16:50 AM »

Quote from: nickmitch on October 05, 2009, 11:13:41 AM

Quote from: EasyCure on October 05, 2009, 10:18:33 AM

Buttered CAMELS or bust.

If you're a furry, you could do both.

tousche

ThePerm · « **Reply #12 on:** October 05, 2009, 06:53:18 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q14b-GUa7c

EasyCure · « **Reply #13 on:** October 13, 2009, 10:33:30 AM »

I learned yesterday that this women is from my hometown...

For that I must apologize.

If i could go back in time, knock her up like 7 times and leave her so stretched out and ugly from having multiple kids that she'd never make it as a pop singer, i would.

Stogi · « **Reply #14 on:** October 13, 2009, 10:57:17 AM »

"She's" a dude, right? "She" looks way too manly.

EasyCure · « **Reply #15 on:** October 13, 2009, 11:18:46 AM »

Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on October 13, 2009, 10:57:17 AM

"She's" a dude, right? "She" looks way too manly.

Probably? I got a good look at her for the first time yesterday when the local news made a point to call her a "yonkers native" (which they do for anyone of any sort of fame from over here in Weschester County, NY). She totally looks like a dude and thats probably why i never saw "her" around town (we are the same age afterall) around town in order to ask her out and knock her up as planned.

Stogi · « **Reply #16 on:** October 13, 2009, 02:23:00 PM »

AHAHAHAHAH

I searched Lady Gaga on Google image search and this came up:

Related searches: lady gaga hermaphrodite

I guess I'm not the only one!

vudu · « **Reply #17 on:** October 13, 2009, 02:26:37 PM »

You really thought that you were the only one who thought she has some masculine characteristics?

Did I ever tell you the series of jokes I made up about the differences between black people and white people?

Stogi · « **Reply #18 on:** October 13, 2009, 02:28:41 PM »

No, but I didn't think the whole US of A would agree with me.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 13, 2009, 02:38:23 PM »

There was a big scandal in the tabloids just a few weeks ago about how she might have penis after that concert she did with a toy in her undies.

Someone made a joke about her maybe having a dick, so she put a toy in her undies and went on stage. Tabloids picked it up and ran with it. There is video out there too if you feel like looking for it.

But the whole US of A isn't in agreement about that as most of us don't really care if she is or isn't. We are in agreement however, that at best, she should be heard and not seen.

Stogi · « **Reply #20 on:** October 13, 2009, 03:07:19 PM »

This just gets more and more hilarious.

EasyCure · « **Reply #21 on:** October 14, 2009, 08:49:49 AM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on October 13, 2009, 02:38:23 PM

But the whole US of A isn't in agreement about that as most of us don't really care if she is or isn't. We are in agreement however, that at best, she should be heard and not seen.

I'd rather not see OR hear her.

Put a sock in its mouth and call it "lada gagged-a" already.