AFLAC!
quack quack
AAA
Isn't that for quitters?
*waits*
Yep, thats what I did.
Aren't you hispanics suppose to be good at fixin' POS cars? 
GET TO IT!
No, we're good at... wait a minute...
I would like my car back Easycure.
How the hell did GP beat you to a "hispanics steal cars" joke? Really Stogi? Wow...
You're hispanic? Why don't you just ask one of the 9 other guys in the back seat if they know anything about fixing cars?
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I know... I know, I coulda done better... let me try again.
Did you try whistling? It won't make your car start, but some other hispanics should hear the call and show up outta nowhere to help.
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really people!? your such a tough crowd....
that's fine, I got nothin. I'm outta here
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No.... save your pity claps
Pft, the 9 other guys were all asleep, duh. I couldn't whistle for more help, because the only other guys around were on the opposite side of the highway selling oranges.
Maybe you should write your ese. 
I shot him an email after this post, but he didn't get back to me in time.
Don't you work at a car dealership? You'd think that A) you'd know something about cars or B) you'd have someone to call who could fix and/or tow your car.
a. It just goes to show how imcompotent these people are that they would hire someone that knows next to nothing about cars. Don't get me wrong, I know how to change my own oil, change a tire and brakes etc but when it comes to the engine? Forget about it. Besidies, I work at a car dealership not strictly a mechanics shop. You don't have to be a technician to work here.
b. They're too by the book here sometimes and though I coulda had someone look at it (eventually) in our shop, I still woulda had to pay our crazy ass prices. $129/hour labor rate plus whatever special order parts they'd have to order (since we don't carry Mitsubishi parts).. no thanks.
Get it towed to your dealership and swap it out with another car.
They barely have enough loaner cars to give to our needy clients. That's a no go, and didn't i say be funny!?
I guess there was no easy cure for your car.
GET OUTTA THIS THREAD
As for the rest of you, minus nickmitch for beating that poor dead horse..
I must say, thank you. Pretty much everyone up until vudu made me chuckle and helped me from being too stressed out about having my car die the day before I go on vacation. I appreciate it, I really do. Hell, I love you guys
ok not really, but thanks for bringing the funny