Dexter, Season 4, Episode 1: I'm simply not going to watch this season if it involves a screaming baby. My wife feels the same way. I already hate the older kids, now Aster is being a fracking brat? The new serial killer looks cool, but...I'm not going to put up with a baby all season.
Mad Men: The Brits don't know how to interact with Americans. It's hilarious, but you feel sorry for everyone at Sterling & Cooper. Don't go, Joan!
Glee: It seems like the show is still trying to find its stride. Kirstin Chenoweth is always a joy, though. Am I the only one who absolutely hates the Rachel character? I want her to DIE.
Packers v. Vikings: I don't know who this Aaron Rodgers guy is, but he can't throw a football to save his life. Every time he got the ball, he got sacked. Seven sacks in one game! Meanwhile, Favre basically PWNED the Packers. He was throwing bullets all night, straight 'n' true.