Author Topic: Greed (Read 9526 times)

UncleBob · « **on:** August 14, 2009, 02:24:33 AM »

Greedy Bastards.

Let's say I want to start a program. Everyone who has more money than me must go out and buy me video games as I want them. If you have more money than me, you have to say in it. If you don't comply, I get to send people to your house with guns.

Now, if you object, I get to call you greedy. After all, why should you have so much money when I don't? Greedy bastards, you shouldn't get to hoard your money while I do without.

Stogi · « **Reply #1 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:32:00 AM »

Greed vs. Extortion?

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 14, 2009, 03:02:45 AM »

Funhouse's that-a-way

that Baby guy · « **Reply #3 on:** August 14, 2009, 03:14:28 AM »

I'm pretty sure this crosses the politics line, myself. Does this mean politics are now allowed in the funhouse, Pap? :p

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 14, 2009, 03:36:37 AM »

But this thread isn't in the funhouse.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #5 on:** August 14, 2009, 03:44:07 AM »

It's not greed, it's pay for services rendered.

Stogi · « **Reply #6 on:** August 14, 2009, 03:52:05 AM »

Unclebob, videogame mafia godfather

UncleBob · « **Reply #7 on:** August 14, 2009, 09:21:48 PM »

Quote from: thatguy on August 14, 2009, 03:14:28 AM

I'm pretty sure this crosses the politics line, myself. Does this mean politics are now allowed in the funhouse, Pap? :p

Whatever could you mean?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #8 on:** August 14, 2009, 09:27:21 PM »

Gordon Gecko Greed is Good

Khushrenada · « **Reply #9 on:** August 14, 2009, 11:24:27 PM »

Personally, I don't get it. Maybe there is a meaning to this thread but I have no idea what it is alluding to. Thus, this thread makes no sense. Therefore, it should go to the funhouse along with other non-sensical threads.

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #10 on:** August 14, 2009, 11:30:26 PM »

I think it is funny.

Uncle Bob complaining about greed when he has all those wii points on his Dsi and Wii.

UncleBob · « **Reply #11 on:** August 14, 2009, 11:42:45 PM »

Who says I'm alluding to anything. I just think it's unfair that others have things I don't have, so they should have to give me what I want - and if they don't do such, then they're just being greedy.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #12 on:** August 15, 2009, 01:34:57 AM »

Can you please outline your communist agenda clearly?

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 15, 2009, 04:04:16 AM »

I think Unclebob's being ironic.

Think about it. Unclebob's complaining that people are greedy because they have a lot of stuff when he doesn't. He then states that those people should give him stuff in order to avoid being labeled as greedy.

The point is that Unclebob is being greedy as well since he wants stuff to be given to him so he can be at peace.

Funhouse material to me!

ShyGuy · « **Reply #14 on:** August 15, 2009, 04:13:56 AM »

Send me some one your winning Pepsi points UB, you selfish mother.

DAaaMan64 · « **Reply #15 on:** August 15, 2009, 05:10:25 AM »

I think I know something about UB. So I would agree that based of off that, this could be political.

UncleBob · « **Reply #16 on:** August 15, 2009, 11:43:04 AM »

Quote from: DAaaMan64 on August 15, 2009, 05:10:25 AM

I think I know something about UB. So I would agree that based of off that, this could be political.

Now, see, that's not right. Because politics aren't allowed on these forums. I'm just saying, people who won't give me stuff are greedy for not giving away their belongings, time, or money. They're greedy bastards.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #17 on:** August 15, 2009, 12:16:55 PM »

I suggest we all start calling unclebob's phone number until he sends us some pepsi points. Who's with me?

vudu · « **Reply #18 on:** August 15, 2009, 12:19:18 PM »

I say we all DOS attack www.extreme-sandwiches.com until ShyGuy ... um ... does something for us. Who's with me?

nickmitch · « **Reply #19 on:** August 15, 2009, 07:06:24 PM »

Quote from: vudu on August 15, 2009, 12:19:18 PM

I say we all DOS attack www.extreme-sandwiches.com until ShyGuy makes us sandwiches. Who's with me?

Fixed.

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 16, 2009, 03:46:13 AM »

Quote from: UncleBob on August 15, 2009, 11:43:04 AM

Quote from: DAaaMan64 on August 15, 2009, 05:10:25 AM
I think I know something about UB. So I would agree that based of off that, this could be political.

Now, see, that's not right. Because politics aren't allowed on these forums. I'm just saying, people who won't give me stuff are greedy for not giving away their belongings, time, or money. They're greedy bastards.

And now you are being greedy, since greed is the extreme desire for material possessions.

Irony at its finest.

UncleBob · « **Reply #21 on:** August 16, 2009, 01:25:50 PM »

Irony, huh?

You mean, it's ironic to call someone greedy because they have something you want and they won't give it to you?

Flames_of_chaos · « **Reply #22 on:** August 17, 2009, 12:42:34 AM »

I would call this thread extortion rather than greed.

NWR_Lindy · « **Reply #23 on:** August 17, 2009, 10:10:59 AM »

Moved this puppy over here, because I'm one of the capitalist pigs that UncleBob is railing against here (in veiled terms, mind you).

Silly, silly proletariat.

UncleBob · « **Reply #24 on:** August 17, 2009, 10:39:42 AM »

Lindy, you won't silence me. Give me your games!

I heard Lindy was outside carrying a sign with my face and a swastika over it.

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Author Topic: Greed (Read 9526 times)