Author Topic: Wise Words From Athena... (Read 8543 times)

BlackNMild2k1 · « **on:** August 13, 2009, 12:25:54 AM »

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Now does anyone else have any questions for Athena?

Deguello · « **Reply #1 on:** August 13, 2009, 12:58:16 AM »

This thread is quite literally begging for several Jaypegs of the fattest, fugliest women ever.

While that sentiment is "aww that's sweet," if met with a real life example such as:

I highly doubt "all women are beautiful" would cross your mind. This is similar to saying "all mushrooms are tasty." And they are, except for the ones that kill you dead.

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 13, 2009, 01:03:50 AM »

I don't know, dude. Anorexic women are overrated. I think plus size women can be beautiful despite the extra baggage (though some go too far).

As for this Athena, I don't know. I know Athena and she is not THAT romantic or optimistic. :p .

Dasmos · « **Reply #3 on:** August 13, 2009, 01:14:24 AM »

No-one is saying anorexic girls are hot. However there is no denying (apart from fetishists, I guess that) that thinner women are more sexually attractive than fatties. It's human nature.

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 13, 2009, 01:21:23 AM »

Quote from: Dasmos on August 13, 2009, 01:14:24 AM

No-one is saying anorexic girls are hot. However there is no denying (apart from fetishists, I guess that) that thinner women are more sexually attractive than fatties. It's human nature.

As long as they aren't walking skeletons with no boobs or ass sure.

GoldenPhoenix · « **Reply #5 on:** August 13, 2009, 01:29:52 AM »

All women are beautiful inside, and all guys are all EWWWW inside.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #6 on:** August 13, 2009, 01:43:41 AM »

Frogs, snails, and puppy dog tails...

Account for Bear Gryll's breakfast in Man VS. Wild.

EasyCure · « **Reply #7 on:** August 13, 2009, 09:48:29 AM »

Quote from: GoldenPhoenix on August 13, 2009, 01:29:52 AM

All women are beautiful inside, and all guys are all EWWWW inside.

Only because men carry semen inside, and women carry babies.

Babies > Semen

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #8 on:** August 13, 2009, 01:01:24 PM »

Quote from: Dasmos on August 13, 2009, 01:14:24 AM

No-one is saying anorexic girls are hot. However there is no denying (apart from fetishists, I guess that) that thinner women are more sexually attractive than fatties. It's human nature.

That's not quite right. What's considered hot varies considerably across the world and across history. There are common threads, but the expression of those common threads depends on the environment.

EasyCure · « **Reply #9 on:** August 13, 2009, 02:00:15 PM »

Quote from: UltimatePartyBear on August 13, 2009, 01:01:24 PM

Quote from: Dasmos on August 13, 2009, 01:14:24 AM
No-one is saying anorexic girls are hot. However there is no denying (apart from fetishists, I guess that) that thinner women are more sexually attractive than fatties. It's human nature.

That's not quite right. What's considered hot varies considerably across the world and across history. There are common threads, but the expression of those common threads depends on the environment.

That coming from a chubby chaser

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #10 on:** August 13, 2009, 03:06:23 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on August 13, 2009, 02:00:15 PM

Quote from: UltimatePartyBear on August 13, 2009, 01:01:24 PM
Quote from: Dasmos on August 13, 2009, 01:14:24 AM
No-one is saying anorexic girls are hot. However there is no denying (apart from fetishists, I guess that) that thinner women are more sexually attractive than fatties. It's human nature.

That's not quite right. What's considered hot varies considerably across the world and across history. There are common threads, but the expression of those common threads depends on the environment.

That coming from a chubby chaser

Not at all. For an example of what I'm talking about, look at all those Renaissance era paintings of nude women with their potbellies and ghostly pale skin. Back when most people had farmers' tans and were underfed, that was considered attractive. Now they just look kind of gross.

EasyCure · « **Reply #11 on:** August 13, 2009, 03:11:33 PM »

Quote from: UltimatePartyBear on August 13, 2009, 03:06:23 PM

Quote from: EasyCure on August 13, 2009, 02:00:15 PM
Quote from: UltimatePartyBear on August 13, 2009, 01:01:24 PM
Quote from: Dasmos on August 13, 2009, 01:14:24 AM
No-one is saying anorexic girls are hot. However there is no denying (apart from fetishists, I guess that) that thinner women are more sexually attractive than fatties. It's human nature.

That's not quite right. What's considered hot varies considerably across the world and across history. There are common threads, but the expression of those common threads depends on the environment.

That coming from a chubby chaser

Not at all. For an example of what I'm talking about, look at all those Renaissance era paintings of nude women with their potbellies and ghostly pale skin. Back when most people had farmers' tans and were underfed, that was considered attractive. Now they just look kind of gross.

Take your serious response the **** outta my funhauze!

Stogi · « **Reply #12 on:** August 13, 2009, 03:20:40 PM »

Same thing with Asia. If you were ghostly pale that meant you weren't working in the rice fields all day and thus you must be special, and that was attractive.

BTW, I fucking love Brazilian women but I've had the shittiest luck trying to find them.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 13, 2009, 03:29:42 PM »

Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on August 13, 2009, 03:20:40 PM

BTW, I fucking love Brazilian women but I've had the shittiest luck trying to find them.

Have you tried looking in Brazil? I hear they have plenty of them there.

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #14 on:** August 13, 2009, 03:44:47 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on August 13, 2009, 03:11:33 PM

Take your serious response the **** outta my funhauze!

The only funny response I could think of to the chubby chaser crack was that line from the M.A.S.K segment of that one Robot Chicken.

Stogi · « **Reply #15 on:** August 13, 2009, 03:46:00 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on August 13, 2009, 03:29:42 PM

Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on August 13, 2009, 03:20:40 PM

BTW, I fucking love Brazilian women but I've had the shittiest luck trying to find them.

Have you tried looking in Brazil? I hear they have plenty of them there.

Wise ass. Of course I have. As much as I would love to go to Brazil, I can't just buy a plane ticket and go. I don't know **** about Brazil except for generalities and I can't speak Portuguese. I would just get robbed on day one and have to hit the embassy to get my ass back home.

I thought about CouchSurfing, but I have yet to couchsurf in general and there is no way in hell I'm making Brazil my first adventure.

I've begged my Brazilian friend to let me tag along when he goes back to visit, but he couldn't accommodate me this summer. He's promised to take me to the World Cup in 2014 but that's so looong from now.

So yeah...I'm trying.

nickmitch · « **Reply #16 on:** August 13, 2009, 05:16:02 PM »

Quote from: GoldenPhoenix on August 13, 2009, 01:29:52 AM

All women are beautiful inside, and all guys are all EWWWW inside.

Everyone is disgusting on the inside. That's why I didn't go with med-school.

Athena Asamiya · « **Reply #17 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:03:18 PM »

It wasn't me, I definitely don't think all women are beautiful.

Some are pretty hot, though.

Caliban · « **Reply #18 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:07:43 PM »

Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on August 13, 2009, 03:46:00 PM

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on August 13, 2009, 03:29:42 PM
Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on August 13, 2009, 03:20:40 PM

BTW, I fucking love Brazilian women but I've had the shittiest luck trying to find them.

Have you tried looking in Brazil? I hear they have plenty of them there.

Wise ass. Of course I have. As much as I would love to go to Brazil, I can't just buy a plane ticket and go. I don't know **** about Brazil except for generalities and I can't speak Portuguese. I would just get robbed on day one and have to hit the embassy to get my ass back home.

There isn't some sort of small Brazilian community where you live? Awwwww... There's one in Toronto, the most multiracial city in the world.

Stogi · « **Reply #19 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:13:10 PM »

Ya...I really need to visit more Canadian cities.

Caliban · « **Reply #20 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:24:24 PM »

I see a lot of beautiful women on my normal commute. If I wandered the city I would see a lot more.

EasyCure · « **Reply #21 on:** August 14, 2009, 08:20:24 AM »

Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on August 13, 2009, 07:13:10 PM

Ya...I really need to visit more Canadian cities.

Or just go to one of those places where they offer those types of waxes. They're bound to have at least ONE brazilian there.

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Author Topic: Wise Words From Athena... (Read 8543 times)