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Offline Stogi

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Sorry white people / puffy
« on: August 10, 2009, 11:50:17 PM »
« Last Edit: August 10, 2009, 11:53:38 PM by Kashogi Y. Stogi »
black fairy tales are better at sports

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Re: Sorry white people / puffy
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2009, 12:07:11 AM »
I'm sure I would rate high on the list, but not if I had to dance alone.
I'm more of a "bump n grind"er

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Re: Sorry white people / puffy
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2009, 12:12:52 AM »
Pointless research.

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Re: Sorry white people / puffy
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2009, 12:15:53 AM »
Time to get back to those ballet classes.
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Re: Sorry white people / puffy
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2009, 12:55:22 AM »
gotta turn it into a race thing.... my buddy **** is a good dancer, and he gets a fair amount of women, but he's also the tattood marine type who looks sort of like a mexican drug dealer. We were watching Weeds and He was like I could do that! I was like "have you been paying attention to the show at all?" I haven't seen him in a while, I think he got out of his jailtime.

what is amazing is my Joke account gets a shitload of "hey you mail" from chicks (not regular spam crap). I created this account as a joke because i was shaving and i still had my mustache left. i thought it looked hilarious so i took pictures. A few things i changed were Peter is 6'1 and a bodybuilder.
 

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Re: Sorry white people / puffy
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2009, 01:06:29 AM »
So long story short white people can't dance...

Color me shocked.
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Re: Sorry white people / puffy
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2009, 06:18:27 AM »
This Perm 'stache account has me intrigued. Post your success wit de ladiez.

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Re: Sorry white people / puffy
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2009, 06:24:16 AM »
you know i was looking at the account, and it seems i was exaggerating. i think they are spam mail.


from mariah
Hi ,
How are you doing today and how is work and life in general? I assume you are fine and doing just great today. I was just browsing through this site which I newly joined before your profile caught my attention. I'm new to this internet thing and i'm looking for new friends. My name is mariah, i'm 29 years old. I'm single and have never been married. I live alone in Oregon Capital of Salem. and I have no kids. I'm 5'7 ft Average with blonde hair and blue eyes. I enjoy fitness and working out, reading, cooking, wine, travelling and antiques.... Very friendly,adventurous and down to earth.... I love to make people laugh!I'm looking for someone with similar interests and has a constant smile! I consider myself very honest with strong family values and morals. I am easy to get along with, a very simple person who is also outgoing. I'm looking for a true friend and then see what happens from there. I need someone to talk to and share things with, somoene to spend sometime with, know each other and develop something special in common. I appreciate the worth of true friends and I keep my friends for life. I have plenty of free time since i'm passing through a predicament that has kept me idle for quite some couple of days now; so you can write me back now on white.mariah@rocketmail. com....Free free to chat with me...am online now!!!!!!!!!!!!
Till I hear from you, remain blessed in the Lord always.
mariah definately spam

from derby

Hi there my name is derby. I came across your profile and I would really love to get to know you better and see the possibilities of meeting in person. I'll be coming over to calgary alberta canada to take care of my sick grandmom. Tell me more about yourself.

kisses



hope to hear from you soonest

seems legit, but Peter is not real so too bad for her.

then he's friends with a really hot russian girl with like a ridiculous crotch tattoo. I know she's real because I searched for her and not the other way around.
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Re: Sorry white people / puffy
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2009, 11:10:35 AM »
Peter is as real as you pretending to be him can be.
So go get meet her tiger Peter

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Re: Sorry white people / puffy
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2009, 12:15:11 PM »
Certainly I do better when dancing and not in any situation where women get a good look of what I look like.
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Re: Sorry white people / puffy
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2009, 07:02:32 PM »
Quick follow up: Does this mean that I'm better at sex when I'm drunk?
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Re: Sorry white people / puffy
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2009, 07:54:12 PM »
Quick follow up: Does this mean that I'm better at sex when I'm drunk?

YES. especially if you are trying to make sure she gets hers too.

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Re: Sorry white people / puffy
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2009, 08:29:28 PM »
research suggest that trying to make her have hers actually is a self defeating agenda, trying getting yours helps her get hers more often and more effectively
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Re: Sorry white people / puffy
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2009, 11:21:42 PM »
That's probably cuz ladies don't want some douche asking "how is it?" or "how is that?" while they're trying to get off.

And everyone knows high>drunk
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Re: Sorry white people / puffy
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2009, 08:07:47 AM »

And everyone knows high>drunk

Your avatar says different :P
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EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: Sorry white people / puffy
« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2009, 11:47:51 AM »
What your not seeing is Paulina rolling up a fatty.
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Re: Sorry white people / puffy
« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2009, 02:06:06 PM »
 Oh my... :o
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.