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Offline BranDonk Kong

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So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« on: August 09, 2009, 09:23:31 PM »
...I tried that, but it still feels like me. So then I tried the stranger (sit on your hand til it goes numb, then use it), and that didn't work either - it still feels like my penis. I think maybe I need to sit on my penis until it goes numb, then it'll feel like someone else.
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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2009, 09:46:25 PM »
If you break a few of your lower ribs you can suck your own penis.  Go ahead--give it a shot.
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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2009, 10:16:03 PM »
Quote from: Brandogg on August 09, 2009, 09:23:31 PM
...I tried that, but it still feels like me. So then I tried the stranger (sit on your hand til it goes numb, then use it), and that didn't work either - it still feels like my penis. I think maybe I need to sit on my penis until it goes numb, then it'll feel like someone else.

LOL....so random.
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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2009, 10:18:52 PM »
Quote from: Brandogg on August 09, 2009, 09:23:31 PM
I think maybe I need to sit on my penis until it goes numb, then it'll feel like someone else.

Alternatively, you could tie a rubber band around your wang until it turns blue.
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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2009, 11:02:43 PM »
Or you could just use someone else's penis, but I'm not sure if you wanted to do that since it would technically make you gay.

But since you are trying to make it feel like someone else's penis, you are already exploring your bi-curios nature.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2009, 11:04:40 PM by BlackNMild2k1 »
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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2009, 12:20:56 AM »
Quote from: Brandogg on August 09, 2009, 09:23:31 PM
...I tried that, but it still feels like me. So then I tried the stranger (sit on your hand til it goes numb, then use it), and that didn't work either - it still feels like my penis. I think maybe I need to sit on my penis until it goes numb, then it'll feel like someone else.

sounds like a private message gone public
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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2009, 12:22:18 AM »
This thread is disgusting.
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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2009, 02:13:01 AM »
No more disgusting than Pap was back in the honeymoon thread where Athena won Maxi.
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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2009, 03:10:50 AM »
Quote from: thatguy on August 10, 2009, 02:13:01 AM
No more disgusting than Pap was back in the honeymoon thread where Athena won Maxi.

Now how can I be disgusting when I didn't even mention any specific body parts and fluids?

As for this thread, I personally don't have this issue... I'm ambidextrous :D
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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2009, 03:35:33 AM »
Quote from: pap64 on August 10, 2009, 03:10:50 AM
Quote from: thatguy on August 10, 2009, 02:13:01 AM
No more disgusting than Pap was back in the honeymoon thread where Athena won Maxi.

Now how can I be disgusting when I didn't even mention any specific body parts and fluids?

As for this thread, I personally don't have this issue... I'm ambidextrous :D

But his issue wasn't with which hand he was using, it was with his penis still feeling like his penis regardless of which hand he was using.
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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2009, 03:45:06 AM »
Jesus, are you guys intentionally being dumb?

It's obviously a gay joke.
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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2009, 03:50:34 AM »
Nah, it can't be that.  Those are banned from NWR, so there's no way it could be one.  Don't you see?
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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2009, 03:59:52 AM »
Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on August 10, 2009, 03:45:06 AM
Jesus, are you guys intentionally being dumb?

It's obviously a gay joke.

Says the person who can't read what Khush wrote in the mafia thread. ;)
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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2009, 04:01:23 AM »
Quote from: GoldenPhoenix on August 10, 2009, 03:59:52 AM
Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on August 10, 2009, 03:45:06 AM
Jesus, are you guys intentionally being dumb?

It's obviously a gay joke.

Says the person who chose not to read what Khush wrote in the mafia thread. ;)

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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone els
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2009, 04:12:01 AM »
Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on August 10, 2009, 03:45:06 AM
Jesus, are you guys intentionally being dumb?

It's obviously a gay joke.

This is the funhouse. I immediately refer to rule #1.

doesn't mean we can't play along
« Last Edit: August 10, 2009, 04:13:38 AM by BlackNMild2k1 »
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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2009, 12:54:43 PM »
Try tickling the balls.
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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2009, 01:33:33 PM »
put one in the stink?
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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2009, 01:38:52 PM »
It took me a minute, but EasyCure made me laugh.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2009, 01:41:10 PM »
Quote from: vudu on August 10, 2009, 01:38:52 PM
It took me a minute, but EasyCure made me laugh.  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2009, 02:35:26 PM »
It's a joke people. It works much better spoken than typed.
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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2009, 02:43:34 PM »
Quote from: Brandogg on August 10, 2009, 02:35:26 PM
It's a joke people. It works much better spoken than typed.

I'm pretty sure most of us got that from the start. But you would be surprised at the type of things people might admit when they think everyone is being serious. But you must let the thread take it's course.
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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2009, 03:13:57 PM »
Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on August 10, 2009, 02:43:34 PM
Quote from: Brandogg on August 10, 2009, 02:35:26 PM
It's a joke people. It works much better spoken than typed.

I'm pretty sure most of us got that from the start. But you would be surprised at the type of things people might admit when they think everyone is being serious. But you must let the thread take it's course.

Because it turns into an even grander joke for all to enjoy. Don't mess with the nature of the forums dammit!
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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone els
« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2009, 10:04:34 PM »
I'm pretty sure this might help even if it doesn't solve your problem
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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2009, 10:30:00 PM »
^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! What else can they come up with.
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Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2009, 12:30:33 AM »
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