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Battle toads... for wii?!
« on: August 09, 2009, 12:08:38 AM »
Yah, I mentioned in a older post, i just bought a SNES from a relitive. It came with 10 games, and all of whiched I liked, one of the funnest two player games were, battle toads. Battle toads is a side scroller brawler that not only kicked the baddies a$$, but your friends as well as traditionaly you could hit each other.

Anyways, while looking for tricks on youtube, I came across a video... about not battletoads JUST comming to virtrual consal, but as a FULL 3D GAME sequal!

I won't say much more, here is the link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnPv9l-5LNQ&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div

So, is this the real thing?! It looks cheap, but convincing... I am really unsure of this, but seems real enough, and the game play makes sence on the wii.
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Re: Battle toads... for wii?!
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2009, 12:27:07 AM »
It's fake.

The "Wii would like to play" gang was obviously taken from, what else, the TV ads. Props to the graphics though.

And Rare owns the Battletoads license, so a 3-D remake and the sort would appear on the 360, not Wii. With more Brown Shading. (haha)
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Re: Battle toads... for wii?!
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2009, 01:24:02 AM »
looooooooooooooooool that's so fake it's not funny.

actually it is a little funny that you thought it might be real.
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Re: Battle toads... for wii?!
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2009, 12:15:01 PM »
looooooooooooooooool that's so fake it's not funny.

actually it is a little funny that you thought it might be real.
He also might've been sarcastic. =/
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« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2009, 12:40:18 PM »
If he really can't tell it's fake the "Do a barrel roll" and the clip from the f-zero anime totally give it away as being from 4chan...

(I still remember them making it, there also a better done fake boxart floating around for the wii and 360)
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Re: Battle toads... for wii?!
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2009, 01:23:54 PM »
Meh, Tacnol [sic] is a dead giveaway.

Also it's missing the 60Hz and EDTV icons so this would be a lame ass 50Hz only game.

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Re: Battle toads... for wii?!
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2009, 02:06:25 PM »
Microsoft owns the Battletoads IP, so a Wii version won't happen. A DS version is possible since Microsoft doesn't make portable systems and has shown that they don't mind their IP's being on Nintendo handhelds (see Viva Pinata: Pocket Paradise).
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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2009, 05:20:56 PM »
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Re: Battle toads... for wii?!
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2009, 05:24:49 PM »
I also like how the copyright text is oddly fused together and how it uses Activision's UK address even though it's "published" by a defunct company which has a split personality of Tradewest and Tradewinds in the copyright text. :P
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Re: Battle toads... for wii?!
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2009, 06:21:01 PM »
That was the best videogame commercial I've seen since Prime!
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« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2009, 06:50:48 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2009, 08:07:09 PM »
Wow you were right...that was much funnier.
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Re: Battle toads... for wii?!
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2009, 09:46:22 PM »
James Rolfe is great.

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« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2009, 10:28:33 PM »
Wow you were right...that was much funnier.

I hope you were being sarcastic.

What the hell did I just watch?
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Re: Battle toads... for wii?!
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2009, 11:44:58 PM »
Not at all. As much as I love Battletoads, he sums up my thoughts on the subject quite nicely. It's especially funny that they quit where I had quit. The game is fucking impossible.

And yes, that music when you press start is awesome.
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« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2009, 12:00:06 AM »
Yeah, but it wasn't funny.
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Re: Battle toads... for wii?!
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2009, 10:45:49 AM »
James Rolfe is not funny, will never be funny.

He was basically the bad half of the NC's video review of TMNT: Coming Out Of Their Shells video.
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Re: Battle toads... for wii?!
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2009, 11:59:49 AM »
If you are under 18, get parents or guardians permission to click link.. Rated M

hxxp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4465108327503455216
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Re: Battle toads... for wii?!
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2009, 01:10:06 PM »
Funhousing this nonsense.
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Re: Battle toads... for wii?!
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2009, 05:23:56 PM »
If you are under 18, get parents or guardians permission to click link.. Rated M

hxxp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4465108327503455216
A throwback, the moment you want Stogi is at about 3:49

Why would you repost something as a reply to a comment of what was already posted?

This video is so much funnier

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/39469

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It just makes no sense. and a repost from a secondary source with a link you have to edit too.

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Re: Battle toads... for wii?!
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2009, 05:43:31 PM »
actually, i didn't see that first link...  I mistook it for the link to the video again for the fake promo..

heheh..  why did i sensor it?  because kids are on this site.   ti's why.
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Re: Battle toads... for wii?!
« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2009, 06:31:36 PM »
So, we definitely need to get the ball rolling on this Battle Toad remake.
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Re: Battle toads... for wii?!
« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2009, 07:14:05 PM »
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Re: Battle toads... for wii?!
« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2009, 07:15:08 PM »
**** that. Someone just needs to make a blatant knock off and sell that bitch on WiiWare.

BattleFrogs or something like that.

BTW, did anyone ever play BattleToads & Double Dragon. That was possibly my favorite game to play two player.
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Re: Battle toads... for wii?!
« Reply #24 on: August 10, 2009, 07:18:35 PM »
BattleFrogs & DragonTwinz....?

I'm on board. lets hop to it.