Topic: THE NWR-FUNHOUSE 'PALE IS A FAILURE' CONTEST IS A GO!

[Plugabugz]

That's just mean.

So contribute! Make a song about it! A video or a dance craze!

[Mop it up]

But anything I created would be about how great Pale is. I'd place dead last in this contest...

[Plugabugz]

So do it anyway.

[kraken613]

That song was..... EPIC!

[Pale]

So I just wanted to pop in here and say one thing.  I understand this is all in good humor, but I am making a special rule here.  Anything you do can't involve my real name, it has to just be Pale.  If it involves my real name I will ban you and I'm not messing around there.

Now, carry on... I guess. =P

[NWR_Lindy]

I'm not really cool with this...I doubt you guys would think it was very funny if you were the target.

[BeautifulShy]

Isn't it tradition that we make fun of the staff.

[BlackNMild2k1]

This is the Funhouse, nothing in here is meant to be serious.
All content within is to be taken as a joke.

That is the #1 rule of the Funhouse.

[Flames_of_chaos]

You just have to remember, there is a huge fine line between making fun of the staff and downright insulting a person. Like Lindy says, I doubt anyone of you wants to feel insulted.

[Khushrenada]

I'm not really cool with this...I doubt you guys would think it was very funny if you were the target.

Actually, I would be cool with this since I know it is in jest. It is like a roast. Not a roast like Micheal Scott. A roast like Don Rickles. One played for laughs not to vent anger.

[EasyCure]

I'm not really cool with this...I doubt you guys would think it was very funny if you were the target.

This is just one of those passing NWR meme's we have going on. Weren't you part of a similar "hate"? I'm pretty sure if anyone really had it with Pale (or even yourself) and straight out hated the guy, they woulda said something that broke a forum rule and woulda been banned by now. Even Pale knows its just in good fun, and I like that he put a stipulation out there for everyone to follow. Obviously if we go beyond "Pale" the site member and staff to the person behind the username, we're already going way too far and its a fair that there'd be repercussions for it.

So.. get this serious talk outta my funhause?

I'm not really cool with this...I doubt you guys would think it was very funny if you were the target.

Actually, I would be cool with this since I know it is in jest. It is like a roast. Not a roast like Micheal Scott. A roast like Don Rickles. One played for laughs not to vent anger.

^This. Nuff said.

[Plugabugz]

I don't even know Pale's name! He's pretty much just "Pale Lastname". I'm not poking fun at Mister Pale The Person but his NWR persona. And how he tortured everyone with the funhouse naming thread.and continues to!!!!!!!!

How many people get a song written about them? I dont

[Khushrenada]

How many people get a song written about them? I dont

Exactly. I think this is an awesome idea. Unfortunately, I don't it will happen to me since I'm just not that funny. But Pale is.

[that Baby guy]

I'm not really cool with this...I doubt you guys would think it was very funny if you were the target.

Oh, yeah, like Khush, being a target it fun, so long as you have the right to retaliate.  Pale could easily have a counter-contest with the intent to turn the table on any of us.

The problem is, Pale is kind of a failure, so he wouldn't do that.  This thread probably wouldn't exist if he would do something like that!

[Stogi]

I listen to that song everytime I enter the forums now. It's just too damn funny.

[EasyCure]

How many people get a song written about them? I dont

Exactly. I think this is an awesome idea. Unfortunately, I don't it will happen to me since I'm just not that funny. But Pale is.

What can you rhyme with Khushrenada anyway?

[UltimatePartyBear]

How many people get a song written about them? I dont

Exactly. I think this is an awesome idea. Unfortunately, I don't it will happen to me since I'm just not that funny. But Pale is.

What can you rhyme with Khushrenada anyway?

You just had to tempt me.  In rising to the challenge, I ended up writing a dirty limerick that I dare not post for fear of being banned.  I am disgusted with myself.

[BlackNMild2k1]

How many people get a song written about them? I dont

Exactly. I think this is an awesome idea. Unfortunately, I don't it will happen to me since I'm just not that funny. But Pale is.

What can you rhyme with Khushrenada anyway?

You just had to tempt me.  In rising to the challenge, I ended up writing a dirty limerick that I dare not post for fear of being banned.  I am disgusted with myself.

That's what PM's are for... and you will find mine right over there----|
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[EasyCure]

How many people get a song written about them? I dont

Exactly. I think this is an awesome idea. Unfortunately, I don't it will happen to me since I'm just not that funny. But Pale is.

What can you rhyme with Khushrenada anyway?

You just had to tempt me.  In rising to the challenge, I ended up writing a dirty limerick that I dare not post for fear of being banned.  I am disgusted with myself.

That's what PM's are for... and you will find mine right over there----|
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And because I'm the one that tempted you, you can PM me as well. You'll find it around where BnM so kindly pointed out.

[King of Twitch]

How many people get a song written about them? I dont

Exactly. I think this is an awesome idea. Unfortunately, I don't it will happen to me since I'm just not that funny. But Pale is.

What can you rhyme with Khushrenada anyway?

Khushrenada es Bueno Para Nada
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ND8W1P4lug

Khushrenada es bueno para nada
Khushrenada no es muy inteligente
Khushrenada no debe usar los foros

Khushrenada
el hombre no hace nada
porque no sabe nada
Khushrenada

oculte los objetos agudos
y apague la computadora
porque aquĆ­ viene
Khushrenada

Khushrenada
el hombre no hace nada
porque no sabe nada
Khushrenada

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

LOL

That put my high-school Spanish to use.  Good show.

[Stogi]

Zap is a like an Awesome-O 4000!

[Khushrenada]

Oh wow! Now this is a total surprise. You know, I wasn't really angling to get my own contest when I made those posts. I was just trying to point out that this isn't a serious contest. Now I have a dirty limerick and spanish song written about me. Cool. But I'm not sure I'm getting the translation of the song right. Here's what I have:

Khushrenada is good for anything
Khushrenada is not very intelligent
Khushrenada does not have to use the forums

Khushrenada
the man does not do anything
because nothing knows
Khushrenada

it hides the acute objects
and it extinguishes the computer
because here it comes
Khushrenada

Khushrenada
the man does not do anything
because nothing knows
Khushrenada

It's the third verse where something seems to be lacking in translation. Also, laughing at the video where you displayed that old gag topic at the end. Good show.

That said, we may be losing focus on the Pale contest as we move on to the Khushrenada question. (The Khushrenada question being whether anything funny can come from me) And while the song may have said that I don't do anything, I hope to prove that wrong with my entry for the Pale contest. Off to work I go.

[that Baby guy]

He's saying hide away loose objects, and turn off the computer, because you're coming.  I believe it is implied that you will steal the small things, pens, $100 dollar bills, you know, all that stuff you steal.

[King of Twitch]

YOU'RE WELCOME.

it's supposed to say ...

Khushrenada is good for nothing
..
Khushrenada ought not to use the forums
..
the man does not do anything
because he knows nothing
..
hide the sharp objects
and shut off the computer
because here comes
Khushrenada

...but I'm pretty sure some of it is wrong