Topic: HERE YE HERE YE Are you honorable enough to join my committee?

[Stogi]

THE BUFFALO COMMITTEE

Have you ever repented for your sins?
Have you ever dwelled on the past?
Have you never punched a man in the face?
Have you never lied to a woman you love?

If you answered NO to those questions then you just might have what it takes to join the greatest committee in the WORLD.

Once in our group, there are a few guidelines you must adhere to!

Number 1! Never under any circumstances forget where you came from. That patch of dirt you called home bore you into this world. We buffaloes may have roamed to brighter pastures, but we never forget how we got there.

Number 2! We buffaloes are never content! NEVER! There's always one more thing us buffaloes have to do.

Number 3! PAY YOUR DUES. Never owe anyone for anything.

Number 4! Become excellent at one thing and NEVER let your skill rust. We buffaloes are a crafty bunch. We stick to our hobbies.

Number 5! When we drink, we drink with our non-dominant hand. HUZZAH! HUZZAH! How else can you finger a pussy and drink a beer? If buffaloes spot you drinking with your dominant hand, we will make you drink it on site till the very last drop.

Stick to these rules for once you are enacted into our committee, your are in it for LIFE!

Now who is worthy? Step fourth! Let me lays eyes on you.

[vudu]

HEAR YE

As in 'listen'.  'Here' doesn't make sense.

[Stogi]

your not worthy.

[BlackNMild2k1]

My friend plays #5 all the time.
He will say "BUFFALO" if he see you drinking with your dominant hand. You then have to chug the entire drink.

I drink glasses full of courvosier on ice, so you can understand that I don't like to play that game. But now I thnk I know where he got it from.

[Stogi]

I was enacted into the committee about 3 years ago and all that it stated to do was to abide by #5. I've since elaborated on it making it more of a way of life.

[Mop it up]

Number 5! When we drink, we drink with our non-dominant hand.

What would one who is ambidextrous do?

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

Use the 3rd leg.

[Stogi]

Number 5! When we drink, we drink with our non-dominant hand.

What would one who is ambidextrous do?

You would chose one of course and then never change your mind!

[nickmitch]

Number 5! When we drink, we drink with our non-dominant hand.

What would one who is ambidextrous do?

Beer hat.

[UncleBob]

your not worthy.

You're not worthy.
As in "You are".

[EasyCure]

In it to win it!

Where do I get my special hat?