Author Topic: I AM UNSTOPPABLE! (Read 4861 times)

Invincible Donkey Kong · « **on:** June 01, 2009, 04:30:14 AM »

And this is only the beginning. Everyone come join the ass-kicking on your internet of choice on June 2nd at 9 AM PST!

No, seriously, if you aren't there, you know what happens next...

Stogi · « **Reply #1 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:32:19 AM »

Why are you wearing a training bra?

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #2 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:40:28 AM »

Wait a minute Reggie. You want to play Mario Kart at the time of your guys press conference?

Invincible Donkey Kong · « **Reply #3 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:51:14 AM »

Did I say that? I don't think I did, let me check.

...

I DIDN'T! *punts*

I meant to join Nintendo for their conference. If you wish to have your ass handed to you in Mario Kart Wii, I will probably be splitting myself again tomorrow night.

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #4 on:** June 01, 2009, 06:04:34 AM »

I thought that is what you meant.

Alright I shall play you tomorrow night.

Stratos · « **Reply #5 on:** June 29, 2009, 04:31:39 PM »

I want to see a game where it is all Reggies except for one lone guy out who is in last place.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #6 on:** June 29, 2009, 04:51:51 PM »

I recorded one such match. 4-5 Reggies and 1 lone biker, SNES Mario Circuit. I think the other players fled cuz we were messing up their online scores.

But yeah the biker came in last.

Stratos · « **Reply #7 on:** June 29, 2009, 04:55:14 PM »

I think Maxi sent me a Reggie. I would like to get good enough at the game to earn the right to play as him. I'm not nearly good enough yet.

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #8 on:** June 29, 2009, 06:01:42 PM »

Yeah Pro sent me Reggie around when I started here.

EasyCure · « **Reply #9 on:** June 29, 2009, 06:26:36 PM »

Quote from: Maxi on June 29, 2009, 06:01:42 PM

Yeah Pro sent me Reggie around when I started here.

He knew Reggie Kart was coming and sent them to all of us.

Caterkiller · « **Reply #10 on:** June 29, 2009, 06:34:21 PM »

Gadzooks! You guys been playing with Reggie!?!?!?!?!?!

Reggie i'd beat your butt at BRAWL! yeah I know the online system isn't nearly as good as MK, but the statement still stands!

Mop it up · « **Reply #11 on:** June 29, 2009, 06:51:35 PM »

Poor Djunknown, he probably didn't know what he was getting himself into when he joined this race.

Stratos · « **Reply #12 on:** June 29, 2009, 07:43:08 PM »

Which racer is he? I don't know what his MK name is.

Mop it up · « **Reply #13 on:** June 30, 2009, 12:26:23 AM »

Xman = Djunknown

The poor guy even lost to a guest...

Stratos · « **Reply #14 on:** June 30, 2009, 01:51:55 AM »

Hey, guests could be anybody. What if two crack players lived near each other and wanted to play together?

Mop it up · « **Reply #15 on:** June 30, 2009, 03:57:06 AM »

"Crack" players? That's a new one on me. Is "crack" a slang term for "skilled" or something?

That guest is with the 4,500 VR person so I doubt they're any good.

Stratos · « **Reply #16 on:** June 30, 2009, 04:16:07 AM »

Crack is a term for skilled. Have you really never heard it before?
"We have two of the Airforce's crack pilots ready to fly this mission."

What if they did tend to play over Wi-Fi but the one sucked and that time they decided to play on the one's Wii together? Hm? See, you can't know for sure.

Mop it up · « **Reply #17 on:** June 30, 2009, 04:27:33 AM »

Yeah I guess so. You usually see it used to described teams, like a crack team of scientists. I don't think I've seen it used to describe videogame players before.

Plus it's 4AM here so I'm not exactly coherent...

There's no way any skilled player would delegate themselves to the role of the guest of a poor player. Trust me, I know these things.

Stratos · « **Reply #18 on:** June 30, 2009, 04:52:17 AM »

I would if I were at a friends house and we wanted to play online. Or am I not a 'crack' enough player for you?

EasyCure · « **Reply #19 on:** June 30, 2009, 10:34:52 AM »

Crack is teh whack

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 30, 2009, 11:53:47 AM »

Commentator 1: Hey Jimmy, here comes the contestants for the final round of the competition
Commentator 2: Oh, we have a good bunch this year, no telling who is gonna finish first
C1: Well we certainly do have a talented group.
C2: Tom, this is the Annual Top Smokers Competition, only the best make it this far
C1: That's right Jimmy, just look at the way they hold their pipes...
C2: Very skilled at what they do, you could call them "crack" smokers
C1: Hahaha, thats a good one Jimmy, now lets get to the action on the floor.

Stogi · « **Reply #21 on:** June 30, 2009, 06:26:28 PM »

I've had a similar competition. Let's just say it ended with me choking on an ice cube.

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Author Topic: I AM UNSTOPPABLE! (Read 4861 times)