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Offline BlackNMild2k1

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The Latest in FUN for the Whole Family!!
« on: April 13, 2009, 02:04:17 AM »
http://www.epasture.com/turdtwist.html

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How it works
The Turd Twister is designed to fit comfortably up your butt during your morning constitutional. Insert the Extruder Ring, hold it tenderly between your butt cheeks, and let nature take its course. Now you can take advantage of sophisticated Turd Twister extrusion technology to craft incredible excremental designs whenever you like!

Imagine the beauty of your turd as it passes through the great designer patterns. And the Turd Twister's advanced design and breakthrough material specifications mean successful turds every time. Simply insert the apparatus, take a dump, and watch the results! Fun for the whole family!




OMG! Imagine the fun that could be had with this...

HAHAHA what is the world coming to...?
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Offline Mop it up

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Re: The Latest in FUN for the Whole Family!!
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2009, 02:31:42 AM »
I'm not even going to dignify that with a response.
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Re: The Latest in FUN for the Whole Family!!
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2009, 02:36:55 AM »
Quote from: Mop_it_up on April 13, 2009, 02:31:42 AM
I'm not even going to dignify that with a response.
But you just did :D
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Re: The Latest in FUN for the Whole Family!!
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2009, 05:35:48 AM »
it sounds sort of fun, but like problematic. The real skill is being able to make all those shapes without the extruder
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Re: The Latest in FUN for the Whole Family!!
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2009, 05:54:41 AM »
Please tell me this is a fictional joke product and does not actually exist. Though imagine someone's reaction if you leave you little art project in a public toilet.
Sounds like something a guy I knew in my school dorms would have done for fun.

Disturbing.
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Re: The Latest in FUN for the Whole Family!!
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2009, 06:21:22 AM »
Quote from: Stratos on April 13, 2009, 05:54:41 AM
Please tell me this is a fictional joke product and does not actually exist. Though imagine someone's if you leave you little art project in a public toilet.
Sounds like something a guy I knew in my school dorms would have done for fun.

Disturbing.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Turd-Twister/dp/B001VIZ5ZK/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1239617956&sr=8-2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuNNsJ5kkWY
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Re: The Latest in FUN for the Whole Family!!
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2009, 04:21:08 PM »
How soft does your stool have to be for this to work???
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Re: The Latest in FUN for the Whole Family!!
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2009, 04:33:25 PM »
LMFAO!

After reading the product, I almost threw up watching the commercial.
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Re: The Latest in FUN for the Whole Family!!
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2009, 03:59:24 AM »
I have problems getting crap out of my anus. Like hell I want to insert those...
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Re: The Latest in FUN for the Whole Family!!
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2009, 09:47:59 AM »
Quote from: pap64 on April 16, 2009, 03:59:24 AM
I have problems getting crap out of my anus. Like hell I want to insert those...

TMI PAP!
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Re: The Latest in FUN for the Whole Family!!
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2009, 10:47:00 AM »
Pap has issues with shoving inappropriate items in his anus?? Have you met Richard Gere?
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Re: The Latest in FUN for the Whole Family!!
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2009, 11:14:27 PM »
Buttered Camels hogging all the butter?
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