Matt Damon never played Bond.
Whoops. That's not a fun fact. That's a boring fact. I'm sorry. From now on, I'll make sure to recheck all my fun so as not to make a mistake and get embarrassed again with an incorrectly fun-assessed fact. Fortunately, I bought a fun checker so everything should be gravy from here on out.
And just like that, here's a FUN FACT:
I don't think Golden Phoenix is really a women. I think "she" is someone who likes to pretend they are of the opposite sex so as to find and meet others of that gender for their own nefarious purposes. My evidence? Her reaction to Dalton.
Notice in this Youtube
Dalton-ton Clip, which portrays him as a smooth ladies man (or in other words, a documentary), the comments by the many females who have watched the clip. They are all swooning over Mr. Timothy. Why as this lady says:
I agree! He was evil, but there was something about him - very seductive. I hate to admit this, but he was a lot more interesting than the hero, Cliff.
Even if they want to hate him, the women can't help but throw themselves at him. And it proves my early point that:
When he's on screen, he's the only person you can watch. Everything around him fades away and you are only able to see the brilliance that is Timothy Dalton.
He truly is what every man aspires to be. And if GP doesn't swooooooon (I like that word) over the fantastic Timothy Dalton in that clip, I rest my case.
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