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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2009, 06:25:33 AM »
booyah! Screw Windows! If it stops working I have a backup OS. I was definitely infected. My crap started acting all weird. I kept gettin a run32 error. Ugh. Now i just have to fiddle with this thing till I know what i'm doing
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« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2009, 09:56:44 AM »
guess I'm screwed. that free scan won't work for me and I've tried nearly 10 times.

I'll see you guys when i decide to spend money on adequate anti-virus programs!
Yes this thing was a total pain to get rid of. I had up to date anti virus and it still got like that.

http://forums.majorgeeks.com/showthread.php?t=139313

This may help :)

Please, i barely have time for these forums. Plus i'm not geeky enough to understand any lingo they might drop on my geek-poser ass!

guess I'm screwed. that free scan won't work for me and I've tried nearly 10 times.

I'll see you guys when i decide to spend money on adequate anti-virus programs!

The world will be over after tomorrow. So you may NEVER see us again! Supposedly this virus may be controlled by a central system which will in turn create SkyNet which means ARMAGEDDON. Be scared!

with all the media coverage its gotten, you'd think this really was the case.


TOO MUCH PR0N

I learned a lot this way.

we all did. nothing like putting it to practice though, fun fun until the director yells "cut"

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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2009, 10:02:47 AM »
TOO MUCH PR0N

I learned a lot this way.

we all did. nothing like putting it to practice though, fun fun until the director yells "cut"



That reminds me of a hilarious story. Its not appropriate at all though!
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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2009, 10:46:57 AM »
When will PMs be sent out?
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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2009, 10:50:01 AM »
Maybe when there's a high enough demand.
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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2009, 11:14:19 AM »
+1 interest
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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #31 on: April 01, 2009, 11:58:24 AM »
interest + 3

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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #32 on: April 01, 2009, 12:02:19 PM »
interest +4.  I need a good giggle.
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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #33 on: April 01, 2009, 12:15:49 PM »
It's a long story. Might take me a while.
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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #34 on: April 01, 2009, 01:23:12 PM »
It's long. Might take me a while.

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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #35 on: April 01, 2009, 03:09:27 PM »
Interest +4.1
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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2009, 03:15:03 PM »
It's a long story. Might take me a while.

Interest +4.1

more like curiosity +4.1?
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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #37 on: April 02, 2009, 02:42:39 AM »
Did anyones computer have any problems?

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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #38 on: April 02, 2009, 03:04:53 AM »
my biggest problem is pop up loading and not being able to visit secure sites
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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #39 on: April 02, 2009, 03:11:12 AM »
Did anyones computer have any problems?

No my Norton Premier V3 seems to be doing a great job so far (my computer has even been running better with it).
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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #40 on: April 02, 2009, 03:11:48 AM »
I cleaned my computer, but after visiting a questionable site involving *EXPLICATIVE* I now can't play any flash videos like youtube. Keeps asking me to enable javascript or upgrade my flash player.

java is enabled & I have the latest flash player (10.xxx)

Have to run the virus scanners again
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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #41 on: April 02, 2009, 03:32:53 AM »
I found old unrelated dormant trojans during my vigorous scan today.  I haven't done a vigorous scan in months.
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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #42 on: April 02, 2009, 09:49:02 AM »
Did anyones computer have any problems?

yeah, none of the linked AV scans worked for me, even downloading the free trial programs didn't work (they'd download and not open, then windows folders wouldn't close).

on the bright side, there aren't any MORE pop-ups than usual, so I'll just deal with it until something cataclysmic happens.
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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #43 on: April 02, 2009, 09:54:17 AM »
My firefox keeps trying to upgrade itself (and failing). In fact, everything that has tried to upgrade (including java) has failed. Also, something's are loading slower than usual, like video; it's choppy.
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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #44 on: April 02, 2009, 10:09:23 AM »
I use Windows Live OneCare...no issues here. It's fast, runs in the background, and you can usually get it for about $10 on eBay, after using the free 90-day trial.
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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #45 on: April 02, 2009, 12:21:14 PM »
Did anyones computer have any problems?

yeah, none of the linked AV scans worked for me, even downloading the free trial programs didn't work (they'd download and not open, then windows folders wouldn't close).

on the bright side, there aren't any MORE pop-ups than usual, so I'll just deal with it until something cataclysmic happens.

Dude that's the point of no return.  Time to format.
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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #46 on: April 02, 2009, 12:36:41 PM »
Microsoft doesn't like Firefox, it won't let me run the scan (and I stopped using Internet Explorer a long time ago because it was freezing up every day and now I can't even load it).
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« Reply #47 on: April 02, 2009, 01:17:07 PM »
You format too.
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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #48 on: April 02, 2009, 02:02:32 PM »
Did anyones computer have any problems?

yeah, none of the linked AV scans worked for me, even downloading the free trial programs didn't work (they'd download and not open, then windows folders wouldn't close).

on the bright side, there aren't any MORE pop-ups than usual, so I'll just deal with it until something cataclysmic happens.

Dude that's the point of no return.  Time to format.

To be honest it was doing this from time to time before the April 1st Worm-scae.. lulz
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Re: **VIRUS ALERT** Cornficker to activate April 1st
« Reply #49 on: April 02, 2009, 02:05:33 PM »
I read that something like only 6% of computers in America are infected with the worm.  You guys have really bad luck.

I was fortunate enough to reformat my PC last month (for a completely unrelated issue) so I'm in the clear.  ;D
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