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Offline SirSniffy

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This is Why You're Fat...
« on: March 30, 2009, 11:47:22 AM »
No, seriously, this is why you're fat...bon apetit!

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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2009, 12:27:02 PM »
Nothing there that I would eat, though the meat cake made me laugh. The amount of time that goes into making it, all it was missing was some candles.

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« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2009, 12:43:47 PM »
Yeah, the cakes are particularly spectacular. My favorites are the "Meat Ship" and the "Candy Pie" pure artery clogging GENIUS!
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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2009, 01:50:42 PM »
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2009, 02:24:51 PM »
god I'm so hungry.  I wish class would end.
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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2009, 02:35:29 PM »
I should submit my Manlette

its an Omlette made for a real man, but big enough to serve 2 or 3

Mmmm Mmmm good. Eat one for breakfast and you don't need anything else till dinner.

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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2009, 02:41:40 PM »
We already have a thread about this topic.[/url]  ;)
Ooh, sorry guys! I would eat a manlette actually.

I have one, but it only works in the winter, and if there is snow. It's Dunkin Donuts Munchkins, with strawberry or chocolate syrup and covered in chopped nuts, stuffed into the middle of a real snowball. If you have no qualms about eating snow, it's pretty cool.
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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2009, 02:46:35 PM »
These entrees look wonderful.
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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2009, 04:35:22 PM »
« Last Edit: March 30, 2009, 04:36:54 PM by ThePerm »
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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2009, 05:18:16 PM »
HOW DID I KNOW IT WOULD BE VUDU

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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2009, 06:58:16 PM »
Vudu is the (undisputed?) king of the search feature.
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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2009, 08:03:54 PM »
I knew I should have mentioned the extreme sandwich thread. Especially after seeing The Fifth Third Burger. That pic instantly reminded me of Shyguy's Extreeeeeeeeme Sandwich.
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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2009, 10:35:28 PM »
Most of those make me a little sick just looking at them. The Slinger is especially bad see that it also looks like it has already been through the cycle at least once.

Yep, after a couple of pages of that, I consider myself disturbed for the day.
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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2009, 10:36:58 PM »
Yeah that stuff looks nasty!
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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2009, 10:50:54 PM »
I'm making fajitas

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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2009, 11:05:36 PM »
Vudu is the (undisputed?) king of the search feature Google.

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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2009, 11:07:06 PM »
I am willing to bet anything that many of these look nasty...but taste heavenly.
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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2009, 11:10:39 PM »
What do you mean, they already look gorgeous.
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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2009, 12:51:34 PM »
Confirmed, pap64's arteries are 95% clogged.

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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2009, 05:33:49 PM »
I wouldn't mind eating some of those when I'm 80.
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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2009, 08:51:29 AM »
Cyanide not good enough for you?
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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2009, 04:30:32 PM »
If your gonna go out, it might as well be while you're doing something you enjoy.

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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2009, 05:06:16 PM »
Exactly, so peeps should quit buying those "diet sodas" to mitigate the consumption of "regular cake."
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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2009, 02:02:35 AM »
Fat free rocky road ice cream taste good. I bought it on accident thinking it was the regular kind.
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Re: This is Why You're Fat...
« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2009, 02:15:36 AM »
Was it the double churned kind?