Topic: I'm going into business!

[Dasmos]

I just got a life-changing personal message.

           From Helena adams.i need your help
                                                 Abidjan, Ivory Coast
                                                      West Africa.
                                       Address 16Rue Ave 12 traichvill  Abidjan Ivory Coast
                                         Keep It Confidencial for My Life To Save
EMAIL me direct to my private email  (helena_adams4@yahoo.co.jp ) for Confindencial     reason. please it is urgent

                                 APPEAL FOR URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE.
 
                                    Dear , Good Day And Remain Blessed
 
 
 Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I got your name and contact on this site after my fasting and prayed over it i selected your name among other names due to its esteeming nature and the recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy person that I can do business with and by the recommendation , I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business .
 
I am Helena Adams the only daugther of Late Mr.and Mrs.Joseph adams.  My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan , the economic capital of Ivory coast, my father was poisoned to dearth by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip .
 
My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on sept 2008 in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of TEN million,five hundred thousand United State Dollars. USD($10.500,000) left in fixed / suspense account in one of the prime bank here  in Abidjan ,that he used my name as his only daugther  for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates. That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where i will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel management .
 
dear, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.
(1) To provide a bank account into which this money would be transferred to.
(2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am 22 years.

(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to  further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country.
 
Moreover, dear i am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/ input after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account overseas.
 
Furthermore, you indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within  (4) days you signify interest to assist me. Anticipating to hear from you soon.
EMAIL me direct to my private email(helena_adams4@yahoo.co.jp ) for confindencial reason
                                      Thanks and God bless.
 
                                           Best regards,
                                         
                                           Helena Adams

[BeautifulShy]

Make sure to post the email that follows.

[Dasmos]

Actually I am giving this second thoughts. She said her father was poisoned by a business associate, what if I was to meet the same fate?

[BeautifulShy]

Yeah thats a good point. Maybe you can hook up someone you don't like with this person.

[Stogi]

Actually I am giving this second thoughts. She said her father was poisoned by a business associate, what if I was to meet the same fate?

Dude getting poisoned would suck donkey balls.

[GoldenPhoenix]

Actually I am giving this second thoughts. She said her father was poisoned by a business associate, what if I was to meet the same fate?

Just hire a personal food and drink taster and you should be fine.

[EasyCure]

Actually I am giving this second thoughts. She said her father was poisoned by a business associate, what if I was to meet the same fate?

Just hire a personal food and drink taster and you should be fine.

Waste of money. Just eat stuff that come in sealed bags like twinkies for the rest of your life! Oh and obviously eat them the second you open em, dno't leave em outta your site!

[UltimatePartyBear]

Actually I am giving this second thoughts. She said her father was poisoned by a business associate, what if I was to meet the same fate?

Just hire a personal food and drink taster and you should be fine.

Waste of money. Just eat stuff that come in sealed bags like twinkies for the rest of your life! Oh and obviously eat them the second you open em, dno't leave em outta your site!

Now I want a twinkie.  I haven't had one in years.  I hear they even switched back to banana cream filling since I last had one.

[EasyCure]

I went thru the twinkie crave once a few years ago, not having had one since i was 10 or younger, and mad did it taste horrible..

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

That cuz you didn't fry it.

I haven't had fried twinkies myself, yet.

[UltimatePartyBear]

Me neither, but I had fried pickles for the first time yesterday.

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

lols, pickle tempura

[ThePerm]

http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=27597.0

[Dasmos]

A reply (ALSO PIKCHURS)! I enquired about the deal, but also expressed my worries about poisoning. Thankfully those baseless worries have been put to rest.

Dear Dasmos,

Thanks for your prompt responds and my heartily
greetings to you this day, I am glad for your interest
in helping me with the funds transfer and investments
in your country, please promise me that you will not
betray me when my inheritance funds is transferred
into your account.also what happen to my father will never happen to you this is a promise.only be honest and sincare with me.

DEAR DAN,I wish to inform you that I am a first year
medical student of Cocody University of Abidjan Cote
d棚voire before my father died which made it
impossible for me to continue my educational carrier
here. I lost my mother when I was very young, I didn't
even know her. My father didn't remarry again because
he loved my mother so much, so I became his only child
and he took me so special and did everything for my
sake and also deposited the fund in the bank for my
sake and for my future,

I would also want to meet with the bank here to
request for the transfer to your account as soon as
possible. I want you to know that I want to leave here
within the shortest possible time because I've been
humiliated, harassed, and frustrated by my immediate
uncles in their efforts to take over all my late
father's wealth, according to African tradition,
whereby if a man dies without a son, all his
properties will be shared among his brothers  that is
(my uncles)  This is why my father deposited the funds
in a fixed/suspense account for further transfer to
overseas bank account.

DEAR  DAS, my continuous stay here is not in my best
interest as my life is not guaranteed here due to the
injustice, current political crisis and killing of
innocent people in this country. The fund in question
is in my name but a mandate was placed on the account
by the depositor which is my father. He mandated the
bank to transfer the funds to his foreign business
partner's account which shall be provided by me, being
the next of kin to the deposited funds, This is why I
require a good overseas bank account where the funds
will be transferred to enable me leave here as soon as
possible.

DEAR DAS, since my father died, I have been on the run to
avoid being kill by the people that killed my father
as my late father seriously warned me that I should
avoid his business friends and his brothers on the
event of his death because they are the people behind
his untimely death. Right now as I am writing to you I
am in a local Guest house here for a hide out and
nobody knows about it except as I am telling you now
and I want you to keep it confidential for my security
reasons, I must be very careful and precaution should
be my watchdog.

Base on the genuineness of this transaction I must not
hesitate to provide you with my PICTURES
for your perusal and confirmation please kindly find
below my address, and other informationç—´ for your
references. I am sending you these details in trust
and confidence and would want you to keep them
absolutely confidential for security reasons please:

My name and address:
Miss Helena Adams
16 Rue Ave 12 Treichville-Abidjan,
Cote d'Ivoire, West Africa .
Profession: student

My father:
Mr.Joseph Adams  (blessed memory)
16 Rue Ave 12 Treichville-Abidjan,
Cote d'Ivoire, West Africa .
Profession: Businessman (Cocoa exporter)
Acc/Nー : 505/1700502250

Official address:
Joseph & Lambert  ETS.
Export & Import Compagni
4eme �age, Immeuble la Roi
face de la garde de bassam
Cocody-Abidjan,
Cote d'Ivoire West Africa

The contact of the bank are as follows: contact them immediatley and inform me after your contact with them to know your out comes from the bank and when our money will be transfered.

BANQUE INTERNATIONALE POUR LA COMMERCE ET DE
L'INDUSTRIE DA LA COTE D'IVOIRE.SA au capital de 16
888 670 000 frarcs Siege Social Av.Franchetd'Espdrey
01 BP 1298 Abidjan 01.
Telex:23651-23463-23970-SWIFT:BICICI/ABA-
LBCIA 00006 B-CC N�サ0100545 R.
Telefax:00225 07 19 68 38 Telephone:00225 09 05 03 11
nasribongosi@gmail.com Web site:www.bicici.org

DEAR DAS, my late father was a known cocoa merchant in
this West Africa sub-region. He was one of the big
exporters of cocoa produce in this country. I will
appreciate your investment advices as soon as my
inheritance funds  gets into your account, because I
am ignorant of business and investment world, so I
will rely mostly on your advice in the investment
aspect of this transaction. God bless you.

Please we have to proceed immediately so, send me a
scanned copy of your photograph and identity or
international passport document to enable me open
discussions with the bank in regards to the transfer.
I want you to understand the need for urgency in this
matter; I also want you to provide me with the
following information:

1. Your Full Name:
2. Your Address:
3. Your Age:
4. Your occupation
5. Your phone & fax No:
7 Your I D card Or Driving Licence
8 Your Picture
9 your account informations

This is for easy communication between us and to
enable me fax to you all the necessary documents
covering the money in the bank because seeing is
believing, Above all, I want you to give me your kind
assistance in every aspect to get this fund transfer
to your position within few days so that I will come
and stay with you for the continuation of my
educational carrier while you will invest the money
till such a time that I will be matured enough to face
the business that you are going to negotiate for me.
Please get back to me as soon as possible. Best wishes
with Love,Yours sincerely,
 
Helena

Oh right, the pictures! (Unfortunately this was the size they came in!)



My bank details are incoming!

[GoldenPhoenix]

LOL. I didn't know those people would actually reply back to you. You should tell her you are actually gay and her pictures repulse you.

[ThePerm]

lol, i rememberi almost got lured in, but i felt something wasn't right. After the second e-mail i didn't communicate back. At the tiem i didn't have a bank account to begin with.

[Plugabugz]

One of the executive producers of stargate atlantis replies to these emails under the name of Aloysius P Hazzencockle. Incredibly funny stuff.

http://josephmallozzi.wordpress.com/2008/10/26/october-26th-2008-la-bound-and-hazzencockle-hears-back/

[nickmitch]

You should ask for topless pics, you know to prove trustworthiness.  Also, PM them to me to make sure they're authentic.

[ThePerm]

lol

[bustin98]

Nickmitch will test their 'spankability'. If he hear's Tarzan yell he knows they are from Africa.

[RABicle]

Explain to her that because of Drunk Driving problems in Australia you're issued with either a Driving or a Drinking licence and that you're a designated drinker. (We'll forge something)

Maybe also mention that in Australia all you need for a bank deposit is teh Account, BSB and Name. Or hey, setup a new, empty bank account.

[Dasmos]

lol Drinking Licence. I was thinking of sending a sexy nekkid picture back as well or maybe a fat guy or something.

Also I added one of the photos twice! This will not do, here is the last photo:

[GoldenPhoenix]

Send her this.

[bustin98]

There's the old GP we all know and love... what a flood of memories.

[Stratos]

One of the executive producers of stargate atlantis replies to these emails under the name of Aloysius P Hazzencockle. Incredibly funny stuff.

http://josephmallozzi.wordpress.com/2008/10/26/october-26th-2008-la-bound-and-hazzencockle-hears-back/

That made me laugh.