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Offline Stogi

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Slap Chop
« on: February 24, 2009, 12:50:39 AM »
Tell me someone has seen this commercial! It's the greatest plug for a product since Doritos on the Colbert Report.

Oh man, there are so many lines in there that I can't help but laugh about it.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs
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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2009, 02:31:04 PM »
God I can't get over how funny this commercial is. It's ridunkulous.
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« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2009, 04:25:45 PM »
Vince is the new king of infomercials. The over-the-back throw into the sink is awesome.
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Re: Slap Chop
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2009, 11:02:18 PM »
That guy is awesome.
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Re: Slap Chop
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2009, 11:34:47 PM »
You're gonna eat more Vince.
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Re: Slap Chop
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2009, 11:37:28 PM »
You're gonna love my nuts.
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Re: Slap Chop
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2009, 01:23:20 AM »
Quote from: nickmitch on February 25, 2009, 01:13:47 AM
I saw this and lold
Hmmm pretty Identical comercials.That ending was weird.
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« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2009, 01:24:43 AM »
This one was alright also.

It has some good lines in it. My favorite is: Tired of getting up out of bed to turn off the lights? Tough ****.
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Re: Slap Chop
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2009, 03:29:27 AM »
Apparently there's an east coast/west coast BEEF going on between Billy Mays and Vince. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLrm3Omkjg
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« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2009, 03:59:55 AM »
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Apparently there's an east coast/west coast BEEF going on between Billy Mays and Vince. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLrm3Omkjg
Wow...I'm Speechless.
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Re: Slap Chop
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2009, 10:45:18 AM »
Well it was only a matter of time. They sell the same pointless products.

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Re: Slap Chop
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2009, 10:56:34 AM »
hahaha.

Making American healthier one slap at a time!
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Re: Slap Chop
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2009, 12:12:16 PM »
I hate Billy Mays and his lack of volume control.  At least Vince doesn't blow out my speakers when he comes on.
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« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2009, 12:24:13 PM »
This guy is a poor man's vince vaughn.
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Re: Slap Chop
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2009, 01:44:23 PM »
I really liked Vince until I found out he's the douche responsible for The Underground Comedy Movie.

Then again, I hear he's trying to sue Scientology, so he can't be all bad, right?
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« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2009, 02:48:58 PM »
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I really liked Vince until I found out he's the douche responsible for The Underground Comedy Movie.

Then again, I hear he's trying to sue Scientology, so he can't be all bad, right?

haha get EM Vince!!!  Chop Drop Cruise's nose!!
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Re: Slap Chop
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2009, 04:59:55 PM »
beats the **** out of Billie Mays, shamwow
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Re: Slap Chop
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2009, 08:17:34 PM »
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

apparently he got arrested for battery last night for beating up a prostitute
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Re: Slap Chop
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2009, 10:49:49 PM »
He should have Slap Chopped her and used the ShamWow to clean up the mess.
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« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2009, 12:51:07 AM »
lol..his hooker is kinda hot

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham2.html

apparently she bit his tongue and wouldnt let go. So, he had to beat her off. I think he came out worse then she did. I wonder if he used a shamwow to clean himself up.
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Re: Slap Chop
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2009, 06:43:28 PM »
Let's see Billie Mays do that!
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Re: Slap Chop
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2009, 01:08:20 PM »
Hey Perm, I think we (including myself) never noticed the 2 different hair lengths of the hooker in those pictures - they're old mug shots.
Here are some pictures of her after the beating.
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Re: Slap Chop
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2009, 01:32:25 PM »
This is NWR, not TMZ.
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« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2009, 02:09:10 PM »
hmm her eyes don't look like a natural beating, looks like fake eye makeup, the insides of her eyes are all red though
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