Dress up like Jon Lindemann.
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Like not wanting to show high resolution footage because he fears people will steal the artwork.
Nintendo, you cannot continue ignoring me.There is nobody like me. I have created the entire game, start to finish.I am far better than Miyamoto, Itoi, Kojima, Carmack, and Wright COMBINED.NONE of these "designers" could create the entire thing if their lives depended on it!They rely on the assistance of others- and take all the credit. They don't even deserve their titles! I have bested them all by far."bob's game" is a game by ONE PERSON, and it's one of the GREATEST GAMES EVER MADE- if not THE BEST.I stand alone on a mountain no other has even dared to climb. I have swam across the ocean only cruise ships could cross.I have walked through the desert of no return. I have stepped in the footprints of none, a path never taken.I have MADE HISTORY, and history cannot be undone. It's too late, Nintendo. No man has ever accomplished what I have accomplished at 25 years old- it's no wonder you fear accepting this truth!My work has humiliated your teams of engineers. One young man- singlehandedly- has made their lifetime of work seem like child's play.How can they possibly compete with such overwhelming skill? It's not even fair, is it? That's too bad, Nintendo. I'm real, and I'm here.You can't ignore me forever. I AM RIGHT, AND IT WILL WORK.I am the GREATEST GAME DEVELOPER THAT EVER LIVED.I am a GENIUS, and I will be around for the next 40 years- eating away at your company until it exists no longer.I will find way after way to slowly destroy your bottom line, and your business will fail.The name NINTENDO will be forgotten, a discarded husk like so many others. "bob's game" will live on FOREVER.THOSE WHO DOUBT ME- YOU WILL BE PROVEN WRONG.IN TIME THE TRUTH WILL PREVAIL.PREPARE TO EAT YOUR WORDS.YES, I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS!WHO'S TAKING NAMES NOW, REGGIE?!
I'm happy with thinking pokepal148 is just eating a stick of butter. It seems about right for him. I don't need no stinking facts.
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Or at the very least he's acting like a jackass for laughs.
If anything this little stunt may hurt his chances to get a devkit.Nintendo might be worried that every nut with a game idea will start doing something crazy to get their attention, and they wouldn't want to encourage that.
[robot voice] I am the greatest [/robot voice]
The more games Nintendo has published on their systems, the better.