Hahaha, what? Do your bowel movements sneak up on your or something? Generally you should be able to tell when you will need to go soon... ='D
I can just imagine you out on the highway...
"Doot doo doo, what a beautiful daaa...*GURGLE* OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT"
*swerves over two lanes, crashes into the railing, jumps out of the car and into the woods*
No but a situation like that almost happened.. on more than one occasion no less!
Actually i lied, sometimes they do surprise me, but its very rare. Basicaly it happens after eating something that didnt settle well in my stomach. It happened not that long ago actually, where i had a big chicken and pasta meal at a Fridays, went shopping with my gf and felt gassy, then as i was driving her home i felt a sharp pain in my stomach and knew i could take a dump right then in there. I rushed home and was lucky enough to find a close parking spot, run into my building and just my luck the fucking elevator was broken. Walked up to my 5th floor apartment worried i was gonna crap myself.
Other times its usually just me being stubborn and not wanting to go in the nearest public restroom because of the filthy conditions, so i hold it for as long as i can and that usually means racing home contemplating if i should pull over on the highway or not and just **** in the woods, but i never do (have pulled over and peed behind a dumpster a few times, but thats not as bad as a ****) and always end up with my pants down in the elevator or in front of my door (in preperation of course).
I just hate how your bowls just know you're close to a toilet and wanna mess with you. You feel that gurgle in your stomach and your hands get all shaky so you cant get the key in the door, then you finally make it in and it tries to come out before you even have your pants down! ****!
Topic: Should I do a crap now (Read 3299 times)
