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Saw V
« on: October 25, 2008, 02:01:47 PM »
Kinda sucked. Am i the only one that was disappointed??

I won't say more, yet, so as not to spoil anything for those that haven't seen it. Discuss.
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Re: Saw V
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2008, 04:33:07 PM »
All my friends are too chicken to see the damn movie with me. >:^|
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Re: Saw V
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2008, 04:36:53 PM »
Unless they're very put off by gore there's really nothing to be scared about in this movie, or any saw movie for that matter... but this one even less so...
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Re: Saw V
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2008, 06:04:00 PM »
Am i the only one that was disappointed??

I'm disappointed--disappointed you spent money on this.
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Re: Saw V
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2008, 07:18:29 PM »
Saw has sucked ever since the second one. The first one was only good because it was very original, otherwise it was a horribly acted, terribly scripted movie.

I knew this one was going to suck. In fact, my confidence in horror movies in general has wained.
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Re: Saw V
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2008, 08:01:27 PM »
Saw has sucked ever since the second one. The first one was only good because it was very original, otherwise it was a horribly acted, terribly scripted movie.

I knew this one was going to suck. In fact, my confidence in horror movies in general has wained.

I completely agree with you. Yet i've already seen 3 and 4 and thought might as well see 5, even though i know a 6 is in the works. I've actually only seen this and 4 in theatres, every other movie in the series was on dvd that someone else bought.

Am i the only one that was disappointed??

I'm disappointed--disappointed you spent money on this.

i never said i paid, did i?
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Re: Saw V
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2008, 02:05:47 AM »
Saw has sucked ever since the second one. The first one was only good because it was very original, otherwise it was a horribly acted, terribly scripted movie.

I knew this one was going to suck. In fact, my confidence in horror movies in general has wained.
2 had it's moments. Or moment. The bit where they huge guy chucked the junkie into the pit of needles. It was awesome.
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Re: Saw V
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2008, 11:56:29 AM »
i never said i paid, did i?

In that case I'm just disappointed you wasted two hours of your life on this.
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Re: Saw V
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2008, 12:38:35 PM »
I've never seen a single Saw movie.  I've wanted to see them - I assume there's *something* about them if they're making another...  I just don't make time to see many movies anymore.
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Re: Saw V
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2008, 04:15:35 PM »
I saw this today. Was pretty good until the end.

Summary of Saw films:
1. Bad guys win, good guys lose. Always.
2. F logic
3. F suspension of disbelief
4. F the viewer
5. Ironic outcome from 2 is rehashed in every subsequent installment
6. Answers = more questions
7. Plot twists make a flawed movie better (per everyone involved in production)
8. Question anything and Saw fans will b*tch you out (IMDB boards)

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Re: Saw V
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2008, 09:08:29 PM »
I saw this today. Was pretty good until the end.

Summary of Saw films:
1. Bad guys win, good guys lose. Always.
2. F logic
3. F suspension of disbelief
4. F the viewer
5. Ironic outcome from 2 is rehashed in every subsequent installment
6. Answers = more questions
7. Plot twists make a flawed movie better (per everyone involved in production)
8. Question anything and Saw fans will b*tch you out (IMDB boards)

You hit the nail on the head with that one.
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Re: Saw V
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2008, 09:54:54 AM »
I cannot wait until Saw VI. It's gonna be awesome!
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Re: Saw V
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2008, 10:35:20 AM »
Ebert would call these movie the textbook definition of "idiot plot."  And also a Rube Goldberg machine.

Case in point: Saw II and the door key and the gun in the peephole.  What amount of luck would be required for somebody the be turning a key near the ground and also be looking in a peephole at the same time.  It's be bad enough if it was the guy turning the key, but he's actually on the ground and some other guy just goes "HURR  Wonder what's on the other side of this peephole!"

If anything these movies are a treatise on American desire for violence, as they willfully destroy the plot on purpose in each movie, so the only reason anybody watches it is to see grue.  It's actually somewhat disturbing.
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Re: Saw V
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2008, 11:01:26 AM »
Saw V was no better (and perhaps slightly worse) than Saw IV.

Killing-off "John" and condemning Tobin Bell to act in countless flashbacks through Saw VII was the worst decision they ever made.
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Re: Saw V
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2008, 12:02:52 PM »
If anything these movies are a treatise on American desire for violence, as they willfully destroy the plot on purpose in each movie, so the only reason anybody watches it is to see grue.  It's actually somewhat disturbing.

I'm not gonna lie, i enjoy the gore but i also enjoy the creativity that come with the traps, and wondering what sort of tricks are going to happen. Well i should day "DID" since they've become so uterly predictible after the 2nd movie.

Spoiler alert about Saw V/LONG RANT:
I mean its one thing to be predictible but Saw 5 was just plain awful in that many things happened made no sense. I don't buy into the "oh wait till the next one!" answers cuz thats bullshit. They might answer a few questions raised in V but there are tons of little things that won't be explained because they're just stupid loopholes that anyone with a brain will notice, but the fans of the series won't.. or will just choose to ignore.

My main gripe is Straum or whatever his name is, goes on a quest to find and prove who Jigsaws other apprentice was, and he does so by tailing the othe detective guy. All this is AFTER he survives being put in that trap and  giving himself a tracheotomy... and realizing that everyone was supposed to die and Hoffman would be the hero, right? They said it numerous times. If that was the case why would Hoffman strip Straum of his gun but not the pen? There was no recorder with a message to indicate what he would have to do to survive or why he was being punished, nor theme for his potential execution and that bothers me because its shown later on that Hoffman was compitent at setting traps up after learning all there is to learn from Jigsaw. Basically my question is: if Hoffman was so good at assuming peoples actions [at this point] why would he give anyone, especialy another detective*, a chance at surviving if "everyones supposed to die" and you'll "be the hero"?

*a friend tried to say that at that point of the movie, Hoffman didnt know Strauss knew or even had an idea that Hoffman was on to him, it wanst until after the fact when Perez mentioned it to Hoffman that he viewd Straum as a threat. I told him that was BS reasoning because, again, Hoffman should of known Straum as a detective would get to the bottom of things.

Then theres my issue with the ending. What if Straum did decide to get in the glass box and trust Hoffman? At first i thought maybe he'd let Straum escape and kill himself and put an end to the Jigsaw Murders, until i realized 2 things.

1. There's a Saw VI confirmed, and i knew this before V came out.
2. Hoffman never once mentioned intentions to stop, or even wanting to stop.

Another friend brought up a point where "maybe he woulda done it and wanted to die a hero" but thats BS too since Straum wouldn't let that happen.

Then i came up with something else.

What if the whole plan really was to lead Straum there, knowing he wouldnt trust Hoffman and try to force him in the box instead, then letting Straum die the way he did as he escapes to god knows where.. Was there really a need to frame him? By the end of the movie the FBI dude is positive that Straum was the Jigsaw Accomplice (lol even though he's the one who suggested it, way to "give yourself up") and theres no suspicion on Hoffman becuase the only person to rat him out is dead. So what comes after? Everyone assumes the Jigsaw Murders are done (for real this time) with no accomplice' left? Hoffman won't stop, obviously since theres another sequel out next year, so that pretty much made the whole two hours spend watching the movie (and lord knows how long it took to film and produce) a complete waste of time.

Blah i made myself angry replaying this stupid movie in my head.
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Re: Saw V
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2008, 07:19:57 PM »
If anything these movies are a treatise on American desire for violence, as they willfully destroy the plot on purpose in each movie, so the only reason anybody watches it is to see grue.  It's actually somewhat disturbing.
Can't really argue that. Personally, I find the mystery more intriguing than the traps, which have become nothing more than a pissing contest over who can think up a more wildly unbelievable killing mechanism with each new installment. The best part of V was Strahm's detective work, even though the audience knows who he's looking for.

The main problems with V (God, where to begin?): *SPOILER ALERT* (though I'm assuming by clicking this topic you've either seen the movie or don't care...
- Exactly how the hell did Hoffman build such an elaborate first trap... especially when Jigsaw's own first trap was a chair with razor blades?
- The line: "I am an investigative journalist for *point to Holy Jesus* 'The Herald.'"
- The line: "Survival of the fittest, MY ASS!"
- The half-assed explanation as to how Jigsaw can predict what people are going to do and how he has a tape prepared specifically for that person.
- Hoffman framing Strahm in perhaps the dumbest way imaginable and everyone falls for it despite how desperately flawed and non-sensical it is: Hoffman steals Strahm's confiscated cell phone from the evidence room, calls Strahm's boss then hangs up right away, turns off the phone, then turns it back on once he gets to his evil lair so the FBI can track it. So they mean to tell me that Strahm, who had evaded both the police and the FBI for months, steals his crime scene evidence cell phone and makes a dumbsh*t mistake like turning it on in his evil lair filled with top secret files and after absolutely no investigation whatsoever, everyone now collectively and unquestionably believes that Strahm is Jigsaw's apprentice. What the crap?
- The subplot with the 5 people in the room had to nothing to do with the main plot. They never came together in any meaningful way.
- That stupid last room with the moving walls which killed Strahm thus leaving no "good guys" for the sequel except Erickson who isn't interesting at all.

The main problem is that there are no surprises because the Saw films are so formulaic now. Saw 1 had a surprising if slightly implausible ending regardless of how hard the writers tried to justify it in Saw 3. Saw 2 was blissfully ironic, but by Saw 3 it became increasing obvious that the writers were just force feeding the non-traditional "bad guys win" ending which, ironically, has become cliche in the series because they did it too many times. The writers are so accustomed to implementing the twist ending that they forgot that a twist ending needs to be believable, not to mention surprising, for it to work.

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Re: Saw V
« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2008, 03:13:51 AM »
You guys are still too hard on Saw. I mean, these films are the same genre as Halloween, Jason, Scream etc. Compared to these fucking atrocious movies the Saw series is a masterpiece. Yeah they've 'gotten worse' but it's really only the fact that by the 5th sequel, any movie series is formulaic.

And there is another 'good guy' left: Dr Lawrence Gordon.
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Re: Saw V
« Reply #17 on: October 29, 2008, 07:13:44 PM »
I'm sorry but Saw as a series is embarrassing when compared to good horror films like The Mist.
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Re: Saw V
« Reply #18 on: October 29, 2008, 08:37:10 PM »
I'm sorry but Saw as a series is embarrassing when compared to good horror films like The Mist.

Gross. I mean, I hate Saw, but The Mist was worse.
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Re: Saw V
« Reply #19 on: October 29, 2008, 09:04:24 PM »
The Mist dealt with human relations just like Saw, but did it in a more convincing and real manner. Plius, it is WAY better written and way better visualized and filmed.
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Re: Saw V
« Reply #20 on: October 29, 2008, 09:23:50 PM »
The Mist had obnoxious characters, a transparent plot and some of the worst CGI I have seen in long time.
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Re: Saw V
« Reply #21 on: October 29, 2008, 10:01:17 PM »
Whatever.....say what you want, but only one of our movies was directed by Frank Darabont....nuff said.
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Re: Saw V
« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2008, 01:03:16 AM »
The Mist wins for having the most ironic and depressing ending ever conceived.
And there is another 'good guy' left: Dr Lawrence Gordon.
Ugh, could they cocktease Dr. Gordon more? If they bring him back as the real apprentice like Saw fans have hypothosized for years, I will officially give up on horror movies forever.

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Re: Saw V
« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2008, 10:36:03 AM »
So.. Friday the 14th remake/reboot... eh?
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Re: Saw V
« Reply #24 on: October 30, 2008, 11:28:14 AM »
The Mist wins for having the most ironic and depressing ending ever conceived.

Yeah, even though I saw it coming the ending was pretty memorable.
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