Day 6 at Station Square started off with a cat fight. Kind of. Former hentai superstar Blaze the Cat was arguing with
Mario, I mean, Marine the Raccoon, the current hentai superstar, over the townie's perilous situation.
(Superstar! Hentai style!)
"Well this is a tight spot to be wearing thongs on a sunny day, time to take a dip in the billabong to get a gander at some other folk. I'd like to shine the torch on Blaze and see who she is. Does she have somethin up her sleeve or isn't she wearin a shirt at all? A question that goes way back to me great grandpops," Marine stated with a little too much enthusiasm.
"Yes. My name is Blaze the Cat," Blaze said in her quiet emo way.
"Geez Luise, thanks a bunch! And have a bunch, of nanas. Catch ya later champion!" Marine answered back with a big ol' smile.
"Perhaps... Perhaps you're right. I can rely on friends, if I let myself..." Blaze reflected in deep sadness.
"Do you require assistance?" asked Metal Sonic.
"Stay out of this. This is my responsibility, so I'll deal with it," Blaze yelled with rage at the world around her.
"Cheers, and bugger. This is gonna be very, very tough. But we'll soldier on and see what happens. Listen up champion, you're gonna have to hold yer brumbies for this doozy of a ripper. I'm
the mafia investigator. We already know who everyone else is so i'm double checking meself, stick that in yer pipe and smoke it aye. Can never be too careful. I've seen some crazy twists in mafia in my day, even though right now i'm as fresh as a handful of gum leaves," Blaze bubbled forth with too much helpfulness.
"Wait, did she just confirm that she's mafia?" Tails asked.
"It's so hard to tell. I can't understand half of what she's saying," Tikal answered.
"You can't escape me!" Blaze screamed with the rage that was causing her to lash out on all the world, "I summon a horrific death for you."
"Wait. That makes no sense. Sonic is dead and he was mafia. How can he kill Blaze when he's dead? Why would he kill his own mafia buddy? Why would Sonic want to keep around Marine if he's trying to rid the world of extra characters. She's the newest character. She should be getting killed first," Tails asked.
"Good questions," answered Tikal, "The answers. That's Metal Sonic, so that takes care of the paradox. Marine was part of the mafia because she has more character than you've ever shown and because she's Australian and they're just cool. Plus, she's a girl and Sonic's a guy. Figure it out."
"Good job Blaze," praised Big the Cat, "Do you think you could find Froggy?"
"Because of my powers, I have always been alone..." Blaze answered and then ran off.
"She sure does have mood swings, doesn't she?" asked Vector the Crocodile.
That night,
Blaze the Pale Cat sat by the moon thinking about where to cut herself that night. Suddenly, she noticed a mysterious package next to her.
Blaze opened it up to find a nail cleaning kit. Still full of pride like any cat, Blaze couldn't help but indulge herself. But it was a TRAP! The nail cleaning kit was actually a declawing kit!
"Owwww. The pain. So beautiful," Blaze cried out, "But who could have done this?"
"Who else?" said a hulking figure, "But the Genesis Mafia. You've caused us much trouble the past few days with your special power,
Blaze the Cat. But your
townie detective days are over."
"What are you going to do to me?" Blaze asked with a whimper.
"Why, make you a star?" the man said. And then he grinned a big smile.
And with that, the Genesis Mafia kidnapped Blaze the Cat and thus the Genesis Mafia was able to raise funds to keep their mission going by making her a Hentai Superstar again. Take a look.
(The Hawtness! LOLOLOLOLOL)
With
Blaze now taken away by the Genesis Mafia, the townies find themselves in a foggy situation. The townie alliance is now broken while a part of the Genesis mafia still exists. Can the remaining townies work together to end the Mafia's reign of terror and save Blaze the Cat? Or will the mafia be able to keep hiding in plain sight and pick off the townies until their nefarious purpose is realized.
The answer to that begins at the Mystic Ruins where Tikal has gone to meditate and ponder what to do as the last remaining female character.
And so Day 7 begins.
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